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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by uucheehuh on Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:45 pm

    ahaha cheers

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by uucheehuh on Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:59 pm

    hello po. I'm Rayne from Makati. Panu po Pmag upload ng pics dito ?
    grabe!! nakakatawa mga qoutes nyo..


    Walang madumeng kubeta sa sa taong taeng tae nah!!

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    Post by uucheehuh on Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:30 pm

    KAPAG puno na ang salop!














    kumuha ka pa ng ibang salop.

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by uucheehuh on Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:53 pm

    Ang taong nagigipit, Sa bombay kumakapit.


    Kung kaya nang iba, pagawa mo sa kanila.



    Practice makes perfect, but then again no body's perfect,, so why we do practice!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by uucheehuh on Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:58 pm

    SA ISANG BOARDING HOUSE,, kagigising lang at nag uusap dalawang boarders


    BOARDER1: pare ang sarap ng panaginip ko kagabe.

    BOARDER2: ano ba napanaginipan mo?

    BOARDER1: Dinidilaan ko daw boobs ni Angel Locsin.

    BOARDER2: PUCHA! Kaya pala basa pwet ko kagabe ei.



    lol!

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    Post by angelmae15 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:33 pm

    Isang araw may nangingisda sa parke ang isang probinsyanong si Juan... Nakita siya.. ng guard..











    Guard: hoi!!! Mad Bawal mamingwit dyan... Hindi mo ba nakikita at nababsa? "
    NO FISHING ALLOWED"











    Juan: grabe ka naman... Nililiguan ko lang naman ang uod ko eh...

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by angelmae15 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:44 pm

    MATH CLASS:


    GURO: juan, kung ako'y may 5 n anak sA unang asawa at 7 naman sa pangalawa at 3 sa pangatlo, meron akong ? . . . Surprised



    JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .isa kang kerengkeng ma'am, malandi ka, haliparot, kaladkarin, makati, mahiLiG, pariwara, pokPoK, imoRaL . . . Exclamation



    GURO: uMuPo kA, Pucha moh, di kA makakapasa gung-gung! Mad


    HALA..!!! affraid

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by angelmae15 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:54 pm

    Hello...
    i'm Angel Mae
    nag enjoy tlga ako sa mga qoutes nyo
    Laughing nkakatawa pra akong cira n tumatawa infront of
    the monitor...

    i just join this kind of website pra mka post rn ako ^_^
    ........
    maganda rn pala di2... enjoyable pa..! >.<
    jocolor

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by angelmae15 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:58 pm

    Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
    Pahingi nman.





    Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
    nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
    bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?






    Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!





    Pedro:affraid gnun ba?
    Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
    May langka pa dun!

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:47 pm

    hahaha.. lol..

    thanks for joining..

    by the way, im the moderator here.. d kc xado mkpag oL ung admin kea parang ako muna in charge..


    salamat sa pag join ^^,

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:50 pm

    uucheehuh wrote: Ang taong nagigipit, Sa bombay kumakapit.


    Kung kaya nang iba, pagawa mo sa kanila.



    Practice makes perfect, but then again no body's perfect,, so why we do practice!


    nc.. nag lalaro din ao ng SF.. un nga lang major palang ako.. d ko na kc nalalaro.. member ao ng TC7Warriors Smile

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:53 pm

    two students wer caught naked having sex in a classrum

    JANITOR: aha! violating school rules!
    BOY: wat rule??
    JANITOR: (thinking) NOT WEARING UNFORM!!! HAHAHA
    lol!

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:55 pm

    a sweet story..


    boy: alam u..
    girl: alam u too.

    boy: alam u, alam u..
    girl: alam u too.. alam u too..

    ANO DAW?!

    haha

    mag syotang ngongo.. naglalambingan ^^<

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:57 pm

    1 bata,ngpass ng blank pper s art tcher..

    T: bkt blank ang work m?

    B: ngdrowng po aq ng baka at damo.

    T: (tningnn ang ppel) san ang damo?

    B: ubos npo,kinain ng baka.

    T: (kamot s ulo) e nsn ung baka?

    B: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e wla ng damo? sympre umalis n. common sense nmn mam!ü

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:59 pm

    What is the similarity between panty & sky?




    SKY c0vers the wh0le populati0n




    while




    PANTY c0vers









    the s0urce of populati0n!
    HAHAHA:))

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:01 pm

    Pare 1: pRe, wats ur bigGest fantasy?

    Pare 2: to be kisSeD by sum1 in da rain.how aBouT u?

    pare1: to be dat sum1 pare.

    -- so gay.. lol

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:02 pm

    Mom:anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay..

    Anak:mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola..

    Mom:punyeta bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.!

    Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!..

    Mom:hndi..

    Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko...

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:04 pm

    kuba: tinu2kso nila akng kuba! makapagaral nga ng karate.

    5 m0nths l8ter

    frend: gling m0ng magkarate ah.tnatawag kp rn b nilang kuba.?


    kuba: hndi na, ninja turtle na!

    -- hahahah.. lol!

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:06 pm

    Pag c Pacman
    nanalo s elekxn,
    magpptayo
    xa ng skul.

    Pacquiao
    University

    n sh0rt.....

    PAC U!

    At ang twag
    s mga
    s2jante,



    PACQERS.

    haha..

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    Post by kalikotert on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:07 pm

    3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

    tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
    matulog

    (bumaba si tanga 3)

    tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!

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    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:41 pm

    Sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae.

    Boy Pogi: Sasayaw ka ba?

    Tuwang-tuwa ang babae na tumayo.
    ...
    Girl: Yes!

    Boy Pogi: Buti naman… paupo ha.. haha

    lol! lol! lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:47 pm

    sa loob ng bahay

    anak na babae: tay! ang galing ko sa school nagtumbling ako bilib lahat ng mga
    classmae ko
    tatay:kiung nagtumbling ka eh di nakita nila panty mo!

    anak na babae:magaling ako tinago ko agad panty ko sa bag ko para hindi nila makita!


    ahahahahah lol!

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    Post by uucheehuh on Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:47 pm

    "Bagong Kasal"

    Groom: Hon, san mo gustong maghoneymoon?

    Bride: Hon, ang gusto ko sa Italy tapos sa Denmark, unod sa Finland, sa France, sa Greece, sa Germany, sa Spain at sa UK!

    Groom: eeeiiiiihhhhh!! Honey ayoko dun ei..

    Bride: eh san mo ba gusto?



    groom: sa EUROPE!!!



    lol!

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    Post by uucheehuh on Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:08 pm



    Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
    *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by uucheehuh on Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:10 pm

    Exam ka ba??
    *** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

    . Lecture mo ba ako??
    *** lab kasi kita..

    Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
    *** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

    . Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
    *** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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