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    zedrick123
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by zedrick123 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:35 pm

    brif at panty
    pinag halo ng ketchup
    tibak at boxers



    try nyo ano nararamdam nyo

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:23 am

    Isang araw my 3 bampira na naguusap sa isang club;

    Rich Vampire: Pa order nga ng Fresh blood..

    Middle Class Vampire: Ako naman ung Dinuguan..

    Poor Vampire: Sa akin, Hot water nalang..

    Waiter: Bakit po Hot Water lang ang order ninyo?

    Poor Vampire: Paano naman eh nakapulot ako ng napkin sa daan kanina, mag te-tea nalang ako.. lol!

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:26 am

    "filipino class"
    Guro: juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay...
    Juan: Ahem. " ang tatay ay nadapa.. Tayo tay!! tayo tay!!!" cheers

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:29 am

    Newly wed
    Wife: ang liit ng bird mo hon!! may tattoo na ELMO, sakto lang mga letra...
    Husband: maliit ba?? patigasin mo at basahin mo agad!!
    Wife: Oh Shit!!! ELfilibusterisMO!!! affraid

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:32 am

    May isang batang nasa bubungan at binobosohan ang magsyota...

    Girl: pano pag nabuntis ako?
    Boy: Bahala na ung nasa itaas..


    Bata: Hala!!!! Putang ina,,,, bakit ako? nanonood lang ako dito....hahaha Very Happy Very Happy

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:34 am

    Juan: Sino ba pumatay kay Magellan?

    Pedro: E di si LapuLapu

    Juan: Eh sino naman pumatay kay Lapu Lapu?

    Pedro: Aba ewan, tanong mo nalang sa biyenan ko.

    Juan: Bakit sa biyenan mo?

    Pedro: Kasi siya ang nagihaw nun kanina. lol!

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    Post by F4.(girls)princecharming on Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:53 am

    Importante b ung word n "mahal"?
    Ewan q lng pero
    para sken
    mas importante ka,
    lam mo kung bkit?
    Kc how cAn i say "mahal kita"
    kung wla ka naman!!



    Gud m0rning s lhat!...

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    Post by F4.(girls)princecharming on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:59 am

    Cn02x b mga online jan??hmMm;-)

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    Post by zedrick123 on Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:47 am


    juan: iaty may manok sisnisra ang bag nyo po.
    tatay: paalisin mo!
    juab: manok alis daw gjan!!!
    juan: tay ayaw umalis
    tatay: takutin mo....
    juan: hala manok may multo gyan awooooooooo Shocked

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    Post by jclemen23 on Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:28 pm

    santa MERRY CHRISTMAS


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    Post by jclemen23 on Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:47 pm

    Anak : Nay Hinuhubad ni Doc Bra ko.
    Nanay : Ok, lng yn anak Doctor yn ee ..
    Anak : Nay Hinuhubad ni Doc Panty ko.
    Nay : Ok, lng yn anak Doctor yn ee ..
    Anak : Nay Nag Huhubad si Doc .
    Nanay : Tabi jn Anak aq n jn ..

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    Post by *kirayohie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:40 pm

    Sa ‘yo na lahat ang SSS ko
    Pati PHILHEALTH ko
    Basta akin a
    ng PAG-IBIG mo Very Happy

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    Post by *kirayohie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:00 pm

    BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):
    Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?
    Telephone Operator: Wala po, Bakit?
    Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!
    ————
    Pedro bumps a foreigner
    Pedro: ay sori
    Foreigner: sorry too
    Pedro: sori 3
    Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
    Pedro: sori 5
    Foreigner: i think you are sick!
    Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
    ————

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    Post by *kirayohie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:02 pm

    Kapag may kaaway ka,

    tandaan mo…
    dito lang ako…
    dito lang talaga ako…
    tapos dyan ka lang,
    wag kang pupunta dito!


    baka madamay ako!

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    Post by *kirayohie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:03 pm

    ANAK: ‘Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
    ng “cocomban”.
    TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon “cocomban” pa rin ang tawag mo!
    ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?


    TATAY: Bomb paper!




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    Post by *kirayohie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:04 pm

    Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
    Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
    Ama: Ano, madali ba?
    Anak: Chicken na chicken!
    Ama: Anong grade mo?



    Anak: Itlog po.
    ————

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    Post by *kirayohie on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:06 am

    hi!! im new here........Ü.

    Very Happy

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    Post by *kirayohie on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:23 am

    Boy:break na tau
    (sinampal ni girl)
    boy:i said break na tau!
    (sinampal ulit ni girl sa kabila...)
    Boy:sabi ko break na tau.........

    gutom na kea ako.!!

    GirL: ai sori ha..my lamok kc sa mukha mo !!tara na break na tau..............gutom na rin ako e...

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    Post by zedrick123 on Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:31 pm


    may dalawang mag syota

    girl: mahal mo ba ako
    boy: oo namn
    girl: sige nga patunayin mo
    boy: ok tanungin mo ako
    girl: lie to me?

    boy: ahmmmmm.. ok .. i love you Shocked

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    Post by zedrick123 on Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:43 pm

    jealousy

    its wat makes
    a bitch
    talk. Rolling Eyes

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    Post by zedrick123 on Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:57 pm


    Girl : hoy! bkt ka na tulala gyan?
    Boy: wla .. naalala ko nung halloween
    ung ginulat kita at sumigaw ka at meron ako nakitang sexy na girl
    at ginulat ko sya bigla na lng syang tumae sa swimming bait nya
    at savi saakin na" dont scare me coze i shit very quickly" Suspect

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    Post by anna thea princess on Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:54 pm

    hi to all!!!

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    Post by rhea07 on Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:48 pm

    boy: alam mo kung bola ka di kita kayang i-shoot.

    girl: dahil ayaw mo akong ma miss? :"))


    boy: hindi, hindi naman rin ako marunong mag shoot eh. HAHAHA! lol!

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    Post by Blackpisces on Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:13 pm

    BAKIT GANUN:kapag umalis ka na at malayo ka na sa bahay mo saka mo lang maaalala.........NALOCK MO BA YUNG PINTO Shocked

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    Post by Blackpisces on Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:16 pm

    BAKIT GANUN:kapag hindi mo hinanahanap ay lagi mong nakikita pero kapag hinahanap mo sampung oras na......HINDI MO PA RIN MAKITA!!!!! cheers

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