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    FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:34 am

    lol! post rin kau ng mga funny pasaway quotes dito ah,yung sa una seryoso tapos kalokohan yung huli! ahehe! whahaha lol!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:35 am

    tumabi
    ko syo
    at huminga
    ng malalim
    tinanong mo



    bakit?



    ngumiti ako...




    nagtanong ka
    ulit...





    bakit nga?





    bakit?masama bang huminga?!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:35 am

    hanggang
    san
    ba
    nasusukat
    ang
    pagibig?
    hanggang
    san
    ba
    napapatunayan
    ang
    pagmamahal?
    sapat na
    bang ipaglaban
    mo ito
    o
    dapat nalang
    sumuko?
    hindi ko
    alam
    pero dapat
    tandaan mo
    wag kang tatakbo
    pag may
    aso.


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:35 am

    naranasan
    mo nb
    magmahal ng
    PILAY?



    hirap
    db?



    sakit ng ulo
    kaka highblood
    kaka asar
    pero naranasan
    mo nb
    mahalin ng
    PILAY?


    sarap
    db?


    lalo na
    pag
    naghahabulan keo



    d ka nya
    mahabol!
    wohoo!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:36 am

    ang
    PISO
    ay d
    basta piso lang
    bawat
    piraso
    nito
    pinaghihirapan
    katumbas 2
    ng
    dugo't
    pawis
    ng ating
    mga
    magulang
    kaya kapag
    nagtxt
    ako



    magreply ka!



    mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:36 am

    as i watched
    d ants
    crawl
    upon d
    wall,
    i noticed
    dat no
    matter how
    busy dey r
    dey stil
    stop and
    communicate




    i hope
    we could
    be lyk d
    ANTS






    nakakalakad
    sa walls!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:36 am

    d
    most
    painful
    thing
    dat
    a
    guy
    cud
    do
    2his
    girl
    is
    sit
    wid
    his
    friends
    and say
    "pare,
    look at her,
    paniwalang paniwala
    cyang
    lalake
    ako!"
    damn pare!
    d nya alam kaw mahal ko!
    bruha cya!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:36 am

    sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras, lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang taon ngunit isa ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tyak yun!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:37 am

    dey say




    "early
    birds
    catches
    the
    worm"




    cla na lang



    d naman ako
    kumakain
    ng worm eh...




    tulog
    ulit
    ako...





    ggcng n lang
    ako pag chicken na ulam!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:37 am

    ang luv parang ngipin
    minsan duguan minsan masakit

    prang utot din yan minsan
    nalilihim,minsan bunyag

    pero higit sa lahat
    ang lab ay parang kulangot



    di mo malalaman kung masarap
    kung hindi mo titikman!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:39 am

    sabi ng hangin mabait ka
    sabi ng dagat matalino ka
    sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka



    tama nga talaga ang sabe nila




    sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:40 am

    wat if 1 day napadaan ka sa tambayan
    ng CRUSH mo
    nginitian ka nya
    nagtinginan mga
    tropa nia
    dahil sumabay sya sayo
    sabay sabing





    cute,
    may tagos ka!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:40 am

    kagabi
    nanaginip
    ako




    kumakain
    daw ako
    ng
    cottoncandy
    maraming
    cottoncandy




    maraming
    cottoncandy




    pagkagicng ko....





    wala na
    ko unan...


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

    sabe nila,
    love makes
    ur heart
    beat fast




    ur body feel
    flushed with
    exitement


    and ur
    mind go
    around in
    circles...




    love kaya
    yon?!



    o gutom lang?


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

    if you want
    to runaway
    and you wana
    get lost
    coz
    everything
    seems
    to be
    a mess...
    juz call me sa PLDT...




    call me beybe beybe
    beybe beybe beybe !


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