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    FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:34 am

    lol! post rin kau ng mga funny pasaway quotes dito ah,yung sa una seryoso tapos kalokohan yung huli! ahehe! whahaha lol!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:35 am

    tumabi
    ko syo
    at huminga
    ng malalim
    tinanong mo



    bakit?



    ngumiti ako...




    nagtanong ka
    ulit...





    bakit nga?





    bakit?masama bang huminga?!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:35 am

    hanggang
    san
    ba
    nasusukat
    ang
    pagibig?
    hanggang
    san
    ba
    napapatunayan
    ang
    pagmamahal?
    sapat na
    bang ipaglaban
    mo ito
    o
    dapat nalang
    sumuko?
    hindi ko
    alam
    pero dapat
    tandaan mo
    wag kang tatakbo
    pag may
    aso.


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:35 am

    naranasan
    mo nb
    magmahal ng
    PILAY?



    hirap
    db?



    sakit ng ulo
    kaka highblood
    kaka asar
    pero naranasan
    mo nb
    mahalin ng
    PILAY?


    sarap
    db?


    lalo na
    pag
    naghahabulan keo



    d ka nya
    mahabol!
    wohoo!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:36 am

    ang
    PISO
    ay d
    basta piso lang
    bawat
    piraso
    nito
    pinaghihirapan
    katumbas 2
    ng
    dugo't
    pawis
    ng ating
    mga
    magulang
    kaya kapag
    nagtxt
    ako



    magreply ka!



    mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:36 am

    as i watched
    d ants
    crawl
    upon d
    wall,
    i noticed
    dat no
    matter how
    busy dey r
    dey stil
    stop and
    communicate




    i hope
    we could
    be lyk d
    ANTS






    nakakalakad
    sa walls!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:36 am

    d
    most
    painful
    thing
    dat
    a
    guy
    cud
    do
    2his
    girl
    is
    sit
    wid
    his
    friends
    and say
    "pare,
    look at her,
    paniwalang paniwala
    cyang
    lalake
    ako!"
    damn pare!
    d nya alam kaw mahal ko!
    bruha cya!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:36 am

    sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras, lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang taon ngunit isa ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tyak yun!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:37 am

    dey say




    "early
    birds
    catches
    the
    worm"




    cla na lang



    d naman ako
    kumakain
    ng worm eh...




    tulog
    ulit
    ako...





    ggcng n lang
    ako pag chicken na ulam!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:37 am

    ang luv parang ngipin
    minsan duguan minsan masakit

    prang utot din yan minsan
    nalilihim,minsan bunyag

    pero higit sa lahat
    ang lab ay parang kulangot



    di mo malalaman kung masarap
    kung hindi mo titikman!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:39 am

    sabi ng hangin mabait ka
    sabi ng dagat matalino ka
    sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka



    tama nga talaga ang sabe nila




    sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:40 am

    wat if 1 day napadaan ka sa tambayan
    ng CRUSH mo
    nginitian ka nya
    nagtinginan mga
    tropa nia
    dahil sumabay sya sayo
    sabay sabing





    cute,
    may tagos ka!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:40 am

    kagabi
    nanaginip
    ako




    kumakain
    daw ako
    ng
    cottoncandy
    maraming
    cottoncandy




    maraming
    cottoncandy




    pagkagicng ko....





    wala na
    ko unan...


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:41 am

    sabe nila,
    love makes
    ur heart
    beat fast




    ur body feel
    flushed with
    exitement


    and ur
    mind go
    around in
    circles...




    love kaya
    yon?!



    o gutom lang?


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:41 am

    if you want
    to runaway
    and you wana
    get lost
    coz
    everything
    seems
    to be
    a mess...
    juz call me sa PLDT...




    call me beybe beybe
    beybe beybe beybe !


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:41 am

    i had a dream bout you
    i smiled and
    recall the memories we had
    then i noticed a tear fell from my
    eyes
    you know why?
    coz in my dream





    tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
    salbahe ka talaga!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:41 am

    sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan



    tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!


    ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!


    swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita



    at ang bonus pa


    mukha akong artista!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:41 am

    kagabi
    may
    nakita
    ako


    falling
    star



    nagwish
    ako



    sabi
    ko




    lagi kang
    bantayan




    biglang
    huminto
    ang
    star
    lumapit
    saken
    at
    dumila
    sabay
    sabing




    TANGE!!!
    alitaptap
    ako!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:42 am

    ur the
    reason
    why
    i cry
    at nyt



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i hug
    my
    pillow
    tyt



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i cant
    sleep



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i pray
    and say



    "lord,



    may aswang.."
    Reply With Quote


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:42 am

    sometimes
    you smile
    to hide the
    pain,


    sometimes
    you intend
    to laugh
    to cover
    the hurt



    whether
    you smile
    or laugh
    you can
    never
    hide wat
    you feel
    inside



    take
    imodium



    one doze
    one hour
    LBM ay tapos!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:42 am

    may
    isang
    georgeous
    girl
    na
    nagkwento
    ng
    bitin




    pagkatapos
    nun,


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:42 am

    sabi saken ng mga magulang ko...





























    saken sinabi bakit ko sasabihin sayo?!
    hehe!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:43 am

    ang tae at ang langaw yuck!!!
    pero isipin mo nalng kung gano
    ka sweet yung langaw pra
    lapitan ung tae! kahit ganon
    kadiri, nasisikmura pa din nia!
    parang tayo! ako yung LANGAW!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 1:43 am

    sa lahat
    ng kowt





    eto ang
    pinakapamatay
    na kowt...



















































    BANG!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:44 am

    1 araw,


    may bumatok
    sakin
    sabay sabi


    "matauhan ka nga!
    "di kita mahal!
    "di kta minahal!
    at
    "di kta mamahalin!


    langya!
    sinapak ko nga!












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