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    Post by tequila on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:54 pm

    isang araw ito ginwa saakin ng crush ko....... study

    pumunta ako sa library tumabi ka saakin at saby savi na

    crush: ah meron ka bang gagawin mamaya
    ako: ende y?
    crush: kase kung wla gusto mo ba sumama saakin mamaya sa board walk
    ako: bkt amn?
    crush: kung ayaw mu ok lng nxt time nalng
    ako: hmmmmm gusto ko pro
    crush: pero ano?
    ako: bkt ako sasama sau kung lhat ng gf mo namatay dahil sa putok mo na un.. naku kakamatay na mag rexona ka na lng muna lol!

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    Post by tequila on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:59 pm

    may mag syota kingqueen

    gf: pwede tumalikod ka
    bf: sige ( think)
    tinangal ng babae ung pants nya ksama panty
    at sby ginawa ng lalaki ung ginwa nya tinangal nya pants nya at brief

    gf: oh ano gingawa mu
    bf king : kla ko mag aano na tau
    gf: ende no tuma tae lng ako geek lol!

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    Post by tequila on Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:08 pm


    may isang lolo nilapitan nyang aking apo at pinabantay ko .. tinanong ng lolo tungkol saknya ung bta pa lng sya raper daw svi nya may knta sya saknyang apo


    lolo:hoi bta wag kng siga ang dpat sau psabugin ang muka
    ulo. ulo lng di kasma ktawan pag ksama ktawan sabugn pti lman





    word" lol! afro afro

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    Post by tequila on Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:50 am

    isang arw tinanong kita kung mhal mu tlga ako ...... Embarassed

    nag hintay ako ng 2 months pra sagutin mo ako...
    at pag darating ng 2 months tinanong ulit kita .. sabi mu na ende
    kya savi ko " kya pla may iba kng umapila nu"
    svi mu " ende nakasawa muka mo at amoy regla ka" Embarassed affraid

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    Post by tequila on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:25 am

    2 best friend

    king: kristin sma ka saakin
    krist: sige bkt?

    ( likod ng schull)
    krist: ano un gusto mong svihin
    king : eh nahihya ako sau
    krist:wag kana mahiya nandito na tau sabihin mo na saakin best tau right. Very Happy
    king : !!!! kristin ahmm...
    krist: ano un???
    ( bell ring)
    krist: maya mu na lng savihin saakin:D
    king: ok Very Happy
    .....( uwiann na)
    c kristin nag hintay kay king... ng 3:00 till 6:00
    ..........................................................
    tumingin c kristin sa bag nya pag darating sa bhy nya
    meron syang nakitang letter
    savi doon



    dear kristin: i couldnt tell u from the start im going to die now pls.. u dont have to worry or go 2 the hospital koze im made from the dead from the living and ... thnk u 4 bieng a great friend 2 me i wish ur gonna be fine when im not with u anymore..... i wanted to say to u that i loved u 4 who u r i didnt love coze u where poppular or pretty i loved u coze u treated me as a reaL friend and ur the only person who stayed by my side im happy when u didnt answer the other boys who wanted 2 be ur boyfriend i just wish u feel wat i feel...and before i die i wish u a great world were ever u go or when u need someone beside u or u get in trouble just call my name..........


    love king.. I love you Embarassed

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    Post by kokkak05 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:38 pm

    Very Happy bagohan po! nice mga joke!

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    Post by kokkak05 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:41 pm

    ay natawa ako sa palitan ng dialogue na 'to:

    Sabi ng PANGIT na inaapi, "What is beauty if your brain is empty?" Umepal si GUWAPO, "What is knowledge if your face is damaged?"

    lol! Shocked

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    Post by kokkak05 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:42 pm

    magbigay ka ng 3 prutas na nagtatapos sa letter “T”
    example : coconut
    ano pa
    ito pa kung nahi2rapan ka Duhat..
    isa na lng mrami pa !!
    bananat,bayabat,ubat,santot,...

    lol! Shocked

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    Post by kokkak05 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:45 pm

    ‎''Sa isang Museum''..

    Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?

    Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!

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    Post by johnus on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:27 pm

    kokkak hi pwde malaman fb?? kung pwede lang :<

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:02 pm

    Ganda ng mga post,,,,,,,,,Maglagay pa kau ng madami wla na kc ako maisip ee hahahaha!!!

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:17 pm

    "MODERN BAHAY"
    bahay ko po dami putik,ang pumasok doon ay sari-sari nilamas na karton sirang medyas at damit silya ,basurang mapanghe!ONDOY parusa binura marikina at saka meron pa lubog din ang edsa montalban at pasig taytay at cainta sa paligid ligid ay puno ng BAHA!!

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:23 pm

    PAMATAY NA BARA:
    B:pde ba umakyat ng ligaw?
    G:sori,wla kming stairz
    B:may I hold your hand?
    G:no tnx,d nmn cia heavy
    B:sabihn mong mhal mo ko
    G:mhal mo ko
    B:mhl,i want 2 dance lyk diz 4ever
    G:dnt un want 2 improve?
    B:I wud ko 2 the end of d world 4 u!
    G:rily?Wag ka na rng bumalik!
    B:i luv u nde i wud die 4 u!
    G:how soon?
    B:kw na lng nagiisang babae sa buhay ko!
    G:wla ka bang nanay?
    B:do u hav a boyfriend?
    G:wla...Ayw ng asawa ko ee affraid

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kalikotert on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:47 pm

    it's good to be back..

    i'm the moderator here..

    it's nicer if u'll scan the previous pages..

    there's a lot of funnier jokes there..

    thnx Smile

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    Post by kalikotert on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:57 pm

    a Filipino, American, Korean and a Japanese in a cruise..

    Amrican throws the cellphone in the sea

    Filipino: why did u do that?!

    Amrican: we have a lot of that in our country..

    Japanese throws his laptop in the sea

    Filipino: (shocked) why did u throw ur laptop?!

    Japanese: we have a lot of those in our country

    Filipino throws the Korean in the sea..

    Japanese and American: why did u throw him?!

    Filipino: we have a lot of them in our country

    :LOL

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    Post by tequila on Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:14 am

    bkt lhat ng babae mahilig mag kiss kaso ung ibang mga lalaki mahilig sila mag isip ng porn ewww...

    dhil daw babae mas maganda ung katawan nila pa sa mga lalaki ung nag iisip ng mailibog ... lol! lol! lol! tama amn

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    Post by tequila on Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:46 pm

    kanina pumunta ako sa likod ng iskuldoon sa bsketball kort o ibig ko svihin na dito pwesto namn ng best ko

    me: dale kung ikw ay gwapo kute ako Rolling Eyes
    dale: ende kung mganda ka kute ako
    me: mli ako dpt ung kute
    dale: ende ako pla mas kute
    me: ako din pla pinaka kute

    habang kami nag lolkohan tinatamadan na kami mag postahan so tinanong ako ni dale kung gusto ko ag laro ng jack n poy pra tignan nammn sino mas cute nanalo ako natalu sya svi nya uli na laro kami ng thumb wrestling savi ko ok

    me: w8 mya talu ka lng
    dale : bkt namn ako mamatatalo
    me: 20 X tau nag laro ng jack n poy talo ka prn
    dale : sige tignan natin
    me: ok ..
    nag laro kami at habang nag lalaro kami ,.. pramnng serious tlga na pagod ako sya din bigla nalng na dapa ako nahila sya at saby kami na laglag sa sahig at accidently kiss........ na syok ako ung nan yari un
    Embarassed

    grave tumayo ako kilig na kilig

    but numiti sya ako din prang inisp namn d nan yari

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    hehehe tawa lng poh!!!!!

    Post by michaelcanon on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:07 am

    My tatl0ng bampira sa bar.
    RICH VAMPIRE:oorder ako ng fresh blo0d.
    ORDINARY VAMPIRE:skn isang order na dnuguan.
    POOR VAMPIRE:hot water nlang skn.
    WAITER:bkit hot water lang po.?
    POOR VAMPIRE:nkpulot ksi aq ng napkin sa kanto.Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako...hehehehe

    okie ba? Smile)

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    Post by enzoy90 on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:18 pm

    "magbiro ka na sa lasing o di kaya sa bagong gising...'wag lang sa bakla na naagawan ng booking!" Very Happy Laughing

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    Post by enzoy90 on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:31 pm

    "pinapaikot mo lang ako Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo nalang ako" -electric fan

    "hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos" -winnie d' pooh

    "Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo" -ipis

    "Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo." -hipon

    "Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?" -gasolina


    "Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.." -utot

    "Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako." -Bola


    "you never know what you have till you lose it.and once you lose it, you can never get it back" -snatcher

    "Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!" -majinboo


    "Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
    bakit palipat-lipat ka? -TV

    "hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c" -kili kili



    Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!! -omelette


    pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! -libag


    Anung kasalanan ko sayo, iniwan m nalang akong duguan... -Napkin


    "wag mo na akong bilugin.." -kulangot


    Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis… -pigsa


    Punyetang Buhay to! Itlog itlog! Araw2 na lang itlog! -Brief


    Wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! Hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito.Ako n nga yun ntapakan, sya pa un galit.. bakit ganun? -Tae


    Cge kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo! -deodorant


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    Post by enzoy90 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:14 pm

    Juan (Rapist):halika dito..
    Sexy: hu,hu,hu,hu...maawa ka naman! meron ako!
    Juan: (lasing) aah! walang meron-meron sa akin! patikim!
    Sexy: aaaay!
    Juan: Tangna! Kadiri! Meron ka nga! Meron kang...........t*t*!

    Shocked Evil or Very Mad Laughing

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    Post by enzoy90 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:23 pm

    BF: may malaki ako problema.
    GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang, problema natin dahil nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?
    BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama
    GF: haraping mong mag-isa ang problema mo!!
    affraid bounce

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    Post by enzoy90 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:25 pm

    SI JUAN AT PEDRO SA BARKO...

    JUAN: pareng Pedro diba isa lang arko ng barkong ito?

    PEDRO: oo pare bakit?

    JUAN: paano kung dumating ang isang bagyo anong gagawin mo?

    PEDRO: edi ihuhulog ko yung arko para hindi lumayo ang barko

    JUAN: paano kung dumating uli yung isa pang bagyo?

    PEDRO: edi ihuhulog ko yung pangalawang arko..

    JUAN: paano kung dumating yung ikatlong bagyo?

    PEDRO: ihuhulog ko yung ikatlong arko pare

    JUAN: ha? diba isa lang arko ng barko pare saan ka nakakuha ng dalawa pang arko?

    PEDRO: ikaw pareng Juan saan ka nakakuha ng mga bagyo mo?
    cyclops cheers

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    Post by enzoy90 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:27 pm

    Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
    Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
    Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
    Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
    Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
    affraid bounce

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    Post by enzoy90 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:38 pm

    FROG: what does my future hold?
    FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.

    FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
    FAIRY: no. in biology class

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