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    Post by Blackpisces on Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 pm

    Hi to all....bago lang po ako add nyo po ako on facebook at jaypaul_024@yahoo.com Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised Shocked Cool Laughing Mad Razz Embarassed Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink Exclamation Question Idea Arrow Neutral What a Face Like a Star @ heaven Suspect I love you No @ cyclops clown pirat tongue silent pale alien cat cat monkey afro lol!
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    Post by nancy21r on Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:34 pm

    very nice talaga,nakakatawa specially yung unan
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    Post by jako on Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:51 pm


    bwat oras iniisip kita
    bwat minuto namimiss kita

    paano na kaya kasakit kung dumating ang bukas

    kung nalaman ko na


    may iba ana...
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    Post by jako on Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:54 pm

    anak: tay ihi lng ako
    tatay: sige gusto mo tulungin kita
    anak: wag na po si lola nalng
    tatay: bkt si lola
    anak: dahil po naninig ang kanyang kamay




    ________ masarap po ehehe_____
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    hi po bago ako im male 18

    Post by simpleboy on Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:44 am

    TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?

    ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
    sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
    tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
    bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

    TATAY: (tulala)

    ,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha

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    Post by simpleboy on Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:46 am

    "PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

    ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?

    PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö Embarassed
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    Post by jako on Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:50 pm


    jejemon kba bru
    awu amn oto nu
    tatay: anak tigilan mo pag jejemon mo gyan
    anak: tie eh oa amn kaubkt machama be
    tatay: ha! ikw saan mo ba natutu yun mag jejemon
    anak:salalaki ung sumisigaw sa harap ko
    tatay: pucha awm u ba mg jeje ugs kau
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    Post by kissburn03 on Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:02 am

    sana TAE qa
    at BOWL aq..








    para MAHULOG ka sakin.
    lol!
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    Post by jako on Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:48 pm


    boy: bkt kaya binuhay ka
    girl: pra ng sau
    boy: bkt kaya naging tayo
    gir: dahil mahal kita
    boy: bkt lagi ako na lng inlalangawan



    girl:dahil may putok ka lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    judge book

    Post by darkphoenix on Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:38 am

    dont judge the book if you are not a judge study
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    ^^

    Post by jhellengpusomo on Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:39 am

    I was staring at an ugly bystander in the street. The ugly guy snapped,

    “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back,

    “Eh bakit ang sama mo
    tignan?” Razz Razz Razz
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    Post by jhajah on Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:08 pm

    pano maglagay ng pic???new lang po aq dito

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    Post by zedrick123 on Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:03 pm


    Q: ano inglish ng susi?
    A: key
    Q: hari?
    A: king
    Q: pera?
    A: money
    Q: isda?
    A: fish
    al together know



    key king money fish ( mabilis) geek lol!
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    Post by coco on Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:18 pm

    HELLO po!! bago lang po ako .. ang cute ng mga posts hehe
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    Post by coco on Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:23 pm

    Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
    coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
    Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
    karton "SUGAR FREE."

    ngek hihi
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    Post by coco on Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:27 pm

    Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
    niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
    siya...
    Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
    Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!


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    Post by coco on Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:29 pm

    JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
    PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
    JUAN: 5 months!
    PEDRO: Tagal naman!
    JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
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    Post by personnel000 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:37 pm

    Paborito kong subject MATH.

    Una M: Meryenda, A: Almusal, T: Tanghalian, H: Hapunan... !




    Whahahaha ganun pla ang ibig sabihin ng MATH...!!!
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    Post by bunsochay on Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:41 am

    ggnda tlga Smile
    adk FB huh.


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    Post by jaydy14 on Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:56 am

    ASTIG . .HE.HE.HE
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    Post by jaydy14 on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:08 am

    WEW. NICE 1
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    Post by Guen Biebs on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:04 pm

    haha! Baguhan po Smile gnada ng mga jokes
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    Post by daphne on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:01 pm

    Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?
    Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
    Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
    Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.

    hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
    Smile)
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    Post by daphne on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:04 pm

    "PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

    ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?

    PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö Smile
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    Post by daphne on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:07 pm

    Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
    Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
    Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!
    Smile Shocked

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