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    FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by the taker on Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:35 pm

    ANG HIRAP NA TALAGA NG BUHAY NGAYUN...PAG MAG TE-TEXT KA ANG KA-TEXT MO NDI MAG RE-REPLY..KAHIT ANUNG GAWIN MO NDI PARIN...PEO AKO MAY IBA NG KATEXT MATE ONE SECONDS LNG REPLY AGAD SYA NATUTUWA NGA AKO SA KANYA EHH...GUSTO MO SYANG MAKILALA..SYA AY SI..
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    BALANCE INQUIRER..HAHAHAH... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    seksi at doktor. ^_^

    Post by bigbounce925 on Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:29 pm

    SEKSI: dok.. bakit tumitigas ang boobs ko ??
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    (kinapa ni doc ang boobs.....)
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    SEKSI: ano pong problema sa boobs ko doc !!?!?
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    DOKTOR: di ko alam ang sakit na ito iha..
    pero na-kakahawa ito..
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    SEKSI: ha ?? nakakahawa po ??
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    DOKTOR: oo.. pati titi ko tumigas ohh!!?!?! ^_^






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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by bigbounce925 on Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:32 pm

    nag lalakad ako,nang bigla mo akong tinawag...
    sinabi mu na. may ibubulong kah...
    hinarap mo yung mukha mo sa mukha ko.,
    sabay sabi muh na "MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA.." at napa-hinto ang aking pag hinga....
    tinanong mo ako,
    bakit???

    ngumiti ako...

    nagtanong ka ulit.....

    bakit nga?

    ang sabi ko nmn....

    "ang bahu ng hininga mo, tanga..
    di ako nka hinga,,, mag toothbrush ka nga, pwede ?? :DD"





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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by bigbounce925 on Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:33 pm

    pa add naman po ako sa facebook. bigbounce_925@yahoo.com salamat po ^_^

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by bigbounce925 on Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:36 pm


    Salamat dahil nakilala kita. Ikaw lang ang nagbigay ligaya sa akin ng saya,
    nagbigay galak,
    nagbibigay ligaya,
    nagbibigay kilig,
    nagbibigay tuwa,
    nagbibigay ng lakas ng loob...........


    Kaso ..............................​..

    di ka nagbibigay ng load! ^_^ tahahaha



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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:11 pm

    Laughing hehehe!!nice

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:15 pm

    Laughing hehehe!!nice

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by senyorita on Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:55 am

    hahaha..nice 1!! Laughing

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by senyorita on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:00 am

    gu m0rn!ng 2 all... Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by senyorita on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:16 am

    1 araw,

    Bf: ka2asar tlga, sarap sapakin nung nakasalubong ntin khapon,
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    Gf: ba't ano bng ngyari?
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    Bf: sbihan b nman aq na mukha aqng mgsa2ka pg kasama kta...
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    Gf: ok lng un dear, atleast marangal ang mgsa2ka, bkit nya nMan nsabi un?
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    Bf: kc mukhang kalabaw daw ang ksama q,
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    Gf: ganun Asan ung haup na un, papatayin q lng,
    Hehe, :DD

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by senyorita on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:21 am

    (babae galit nag punta sa com. shop)

    babae : anu !! anu ba tlaga ppiliin
    mo ?! yang DOTA mo o AKO !!

    lalaki : itong DOTA !!

    babae : (nppaiyak) bket yan ?

    lalaki : masyado kitang mahal para pag
    laruan

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    the 2 lola

    Post by Mr.BeAn on Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:34 pm

    3 L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..
    L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..
    L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..
    L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:38 pm

    i like your quotes

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by ur princess mae on Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:28 pm

    GF: I need space!
    BF: (umusod ng unti) o yan space
    GF: I mean mghiwalay na tau!
    BF: O cge dyan ka dumaan sa kaliwa dito ako sa kanan
    GF: Anu ba?!
    ... ...BF: Anung anu ba?!
    GF: Ayaw sayu ng mama ko!
    BF: Mas lalo naman ako! D aku pumapatol sa mtanda nuh! Loko ka talaga hon Very Happy:D
    GF: BREAK NA NGA KASI TAYU!
    BF: Cge gutom na ren ako ee Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by ur princess mae on Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:31 pm

    BOY: yang kili kili mo parang cake.
    GIRL: Bakit?
    BOY: Black forest.haha!
    GIRL: grr.. yang face mo naman parang ice cream!
    BOY: nakakatunaw?
    GIRL:hindi, rocky road!haha!



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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:29 pm

    If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth?

    LOVE is beyond laughter, beauty and wealth..those are just physical..so if you intend to love someone, be sure to accept the challenge called CHANGE...♥

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by Heidee on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:49 pm

    .Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?

    Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu! Mad

    Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak? Razz

    Anak: Pregnancy test po itay

    pale

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:30 pm

    Very Happy pregnancy pla Smile

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by angie on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:35 pm

    Kung maninira ka, dapat mas malinis ka pa sa salamin.
    Kung magyayabang ka dapat may ipagmamayabang ka talaga.
    Kung mangungutya ka dapat hindi ka kakutya-kutya.
    Kung magmamataas ka, dapat may ''K ''ka.
    Kung magfefeeling ka dapat may karapatan ka.

    Tiyakin mong may maipagmamalaki ka talaga bago mo ipamukha sa iba kung ano ang meron ka para hindi ka mapahiya kapag binara ka.

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by Louiseviolet on Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:23 pm

    Magandang Gabi Sa Inyo..! Bago Lng Akoe dito..Very Happy 

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG JOKES

    Post by Louiseviolet on Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:24 pm

    Aanhin muh Pah ang lalakeng Sobrang Gwapo Kung Mgaling PHa Cia sYu Mag Make up...
    Haahhhaha...Laughing 

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