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    johnus
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by johnus on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:55 am

    Sali puh kau sa Sun Clan

    D2 Txt nyo kung want nyo sumali

    13th Familie Syndicate

    09322222645 yan puh hanapin nyo c johnus
    ...thnk u very much and Good Morning...

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    pamatay na kowts

    Post by jhayTeL10 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:55 am

    boy: Tae kb?

    girl:Bkt???

    boy: "ANG BAHO MO KASI!!"

    hehehehehe

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    Post by <torLengz07> on Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:50 pm

    ...ahmf....bgo Lan po aq....umhf...ngustuhan q kce ung mga quoteS nyo...so,,i join this group... Very Happy ....sna po mgustuhan nyo mga funny quotes q....

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    Post by <torLengz07> on Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:58 pm

    sbi ng isang pari s isang sermon: ......

    P:mag sindi kayo ng mga kandila para sa pg-ibig....

    puti pra s mga dalaga
    pra sa isang dalisa'y n pag-ibig

    pula pra sa may mga asawa
    para tumagal ang pag-ibig

    blue pra sa mgabalo,
    pra makakuha ng bgong pag-ibig


    nagtanong ang mga bakLa......

    " eh fatHer kami po anong sisindihan namin?? "



    Pari: mAgsinDi kau ng kaToL.....
    pra nd kau lamukin sa pghihintay sa pag-ibig....


    hahahahahah!!!!!!



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    Post by <torLengz07> on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:06 pm

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    Post by <torLengz07> on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:10 pm

    STUDENT: mam,bubukol po b ang utot spantalon?

    TEACHER: definitely not! Remember class,khit gno klakas ang utot hnd yan bubukol...

    STUDENT: kainis! tae tlga 'to...

    hahahaha,,,yuck... cheers

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    Post by senyorita on Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:01 pm

    Very Happy nice jokes..newbie here!!!!!

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    Post by jong25 on Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:01 pm

    funny kayo ang joke ni Mr. Moderator oi!jajajaja Laughing

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    Post by jill bian_25 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:00 pm

    ang ganda ng mga jokes nyo parang mamatay ka sa kakatawa hehehe

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    Post by jill bian_25 on Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:01 pm

    isang araw ito ginwa saakin ng crush ko.......

    pumunta ako sa library tumabi ka saakin at saby savi na

    crush: ah meron ka bang gagawin mamaya
    ako: ende y?
    crush: kase kung wla gusto mo ba sumama saakin mamaya sa board walk
    ako: bkt amn?
    crush: kung ayaw mu ok lng nxt time nalng
    ako: hmmmmm gusto ko pro
    crush: pero ano?
    ako: bkt ako sasama sau kung lhat ng gf mo namatay dahil sa putok mo na un.. naku kakamatay na mag rexona ka na lng muna

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    Post by tamahomelove on Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:39 pm

    Smile [url=c]c[/url]

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    Post by tamahomelove on Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:39 pm

    kekei

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    Post by angie on Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:32 pm

    hahahahaha naka2tawa quotes nyo sumakit tyan q

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    Post by angie on Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:14 pm

    hidalgo_angelie@yahoo.com

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    Post by lrac on Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:57 pm

    hi po bago lng po ako d2 =)

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    Post by omar on Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:35 am

    isang araw may tatlong lalake pilipino01:nag-kwekwentohan sila hindi nyo ba
    alam na bilog lahat ng bagay tao at hayop pati na ang planeta pilipino02:bakit bilog sila pilipino03:bakit naman pilipino03:syempre paikot-ikot la Twisted Evil Twisted Evil naman ang buhay e mga tanga tulog trabaho tae ihi

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    Post by tamahomelove on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:20 pm

    nc one ... Very Happy
    senxa na , di aku nakakapag post
    ha ?? babawi n lng aku ..

    Laughing

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    Post by tamahomelove on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:25 pm

    JUAN: pedro , bakit itinayo ang munumento ni andres bonifacio??

    PEDRO: ha ?? bakit nmn??

    JUAN:: tangah k bah ?? xempe .. e kung inihiga un , e di
    nagkabuhul-buhol ang TRAPIK !!!!\

    hahah .. tamah nga nmn .. Laughing

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    Post by tamahomelove on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:27 pm


    isa lang naman ang HUG na gusto ko ee ...
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    yun ay ang mabi-HUG ang puso moh ...


    ayiiieee .... me gnun daw ?? Twisted Evil

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    Post by tamahomelove on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:30 pm


    "PAIN"
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    yun ung nilalagay para mahuli ung mga isda ..

    hahah .. aminin , iba ung basa mu dun !!! Twisted Evil

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    Post by tamahomelove on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:36 pm


    may isang fairy .. sinv nya na lahat ng "gud lookings" ay cnusumpa nyang magiging
    ngongo .. hai .. nenma lan ao, aloohan lan aman un imah ??

    ^_^

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    Post by kyleX2 on Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:09 pm

    haha...nyc ung "pain"..

    kala q ung masakit...hehe Surprised Surprised

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    Post by +d'one+ on Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:08 pm

    ..nkakagaan ng loob ang mag basa ng mga joke!!!! hahaha drunken bom drunken

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    Post by +d'one+ on Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:10 pm

    "Iyo"
    Iyong-iyo na Aku..

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    Sabi ng NGONGO!!!
    Pagbaba ng ROLLER COASTER.. lol!

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    Post by +d'one+ on Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:15 pm

    "LOVING A NAME"
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    Yun ung susunod sa!!!
    LABING-PITO[i] lol!

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