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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

i had a dream bout you
i smiled and
recall the memories we had
then i noticed a tear fell from my
eyes
you know why?
coz in my dream





tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
salbahe ka talaga!!!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan



tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!


ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!


swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita



at ang bonus pa


mukha akong artista!!!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

kagabi
may
nakita
ako


falling
star



nagwish
ako



sabi
ko




lagi kang
bantayan




biglang
huminto
ang
star
lumapit
saken
at
dumila
sabay
sabing




TANGE!!!
alitaptap
ako!!!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

ur the
reason
why
i cry
at nyt



ur the
reason
why
i hug
my
pillow
tyt



ur the
reason
why
i cant
sleep



ur the
reason
why
i pray
and say



"lord,



may aswang.."
Reply With Quote


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

sometimes
you smile
to hide the
pain,


sometimes
you intend
to laugh
to cover
the hurt



whether
you smile
or laugh
you can
never
hide wat
you feel
inside



take
imodium



one doze
one hour
LBM ay tapos!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

may
isang
georgeous
girl
na
nagkwento
ng
bitin




pagkatapos
nun,


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

sabi saken ng mga magulang ko...





























saken sinabi bakit ko sasabihin sayo?!
hehe!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:43 am

ang tae at ang langaw yuck!!!
pero isipin mo nalng kung gano
ka sweet yung langaw pra
lapitan ung tae! kahit ganon
kadiri, nasisikmura pa din nia!
parang tayo! ako yung LANGAW!!!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:43 am

sa lahat
ng kowt





eto ang
pinakapamatay
na kowt...



















































BANG!!!


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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:44 am

1 araw,


may bumatok
sakin
sabay sabi


"matauhan ka nga!
"di kita mahal!
"di kta minahal!
at
"di kta mamahalin!


langya!
sinapak ko nga!












di ko naman kilala un eh!

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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:48 am

6 parts
of MEN
are
useless:



ADAM'S apple
dat cannot be eaten,



2 nipples
w/out milk,



2 eggs
u cannot fry,


and




a BIRD
dat cannot
FLY! heheheh

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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:45 am

"sa loob ng beerhaus






GRO: (habang sumasayaw)
ganito po samen
wlang maayos na trbaho,
wlng tutulong,
























MAR ROXAS:
anak tumabi ka,
aq na ang gigiling!

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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:52 am

if u make
talikod to me
i will not be galit
i'll just panuod u lakad





but if suddenly
u dapa
i'll say,




















yan kasi!
ng-iiwan
wlng aalalay sau
nakalimutan mo na bng
BULAG ka?!

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Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

Post by †pEpih† on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:36 pm

BOY:baril k b?

Girl: alm ku na yan,kce mukang tinamaan ka skn?

BOY: AY ANG KAPAL NG MUKA MO,ANG LAKAS KASI NG PUTOK MO EH...

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MANLILIGAW

Post by lPride22 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:04 pm

TULA NG MANLILIGAW





O mahal kung nilalangit..!
Nilalangaw pati pwit..!


kung sa ganda moy akoy samba..!
Sa utot moy akoy tumba..!


Kung sa langit ikay Taladito..
Sa lupa ikay tekla


Buhok mong paalon-alon..
Kuto moy patalon-talon

mata mong maririkit..
muta moy dikit dikit..

Ilong mong matangos..
Sipon moy yumayangos

Ngipin mong pantay pantay..
Hininga moy amoy patay..

paano na ang buhay?
kung sau akoy mamamatay..!

BOW..!!!!
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