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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

    i had a dream bout you
    i smiled and
    recall the memories we had
    then i noticed a tear fell from my
    eyes
    you know why?
    coz in my dream





    tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
    salbahe ka talaga!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

    sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan



    tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!


    ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!


    swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita



    at ang bonus pa


    mukha akong artista!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:41 am

    kagabi
    may
    nakita
    ako


    falling
    star



    nagwish
    ako



    sabi
    ko




    lagi kang
    bantayan




    biglang
    huminto
    ang
    star
    lumapit
    saken
    at
    dumila
    sabay
    sabing




    TANGE!!!
    alitaptap
    ako!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

    ur the
    reason
    why
    i cry
    at nyt



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i hug
    my
    pillow
    tyt



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i cant
    sleep



    ur the
    reason
    why
    i pray
    and say



    "lord,



    may aswang.."
    Reply With Quote


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

    sometimes
    you smile
    to hide the
    pain,


    sometimes
    you intend
    to laugh
    to cover
    the hurt



    whether
    you smile
    or laugh
    you can
    never
    hide wat
    you feel
    inside



    take
    imodium



    one doze
    one hour
    LBM ay tapos!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

    may
    isang
    georgeous
    girl
    na
    nagkwento
    ng
    bitin




    pagkatapos
    nun,


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am

    sabi saken ng mga magulang ko...





























    saken sinabi bakit ko sasabihin sayo?!
    hehe!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:43 am

    ang tae at ang langaw yuck!!!
    pero isipin mo nalng kung gano
    ka sweet yung langaw pra
    lapitan ung tae! kahit ganon
    kadiri, nasisikmura pa din nia!
    parang tayo! ako yung LANGAW!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri May 08, 2009 12:43 am

    sa lahat
    ng kowt





    eto ang
    pinakapamatay
    na kowt...



















































    BANG!!!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:44 am

    1 araw,


    may bumatok
    sakin
    sabay sabi


    "matauhan ka nga!
    "di kita mahal!
    "di kta minahal!
    at
    "di kta mamahalin!


    langya!
    sinapak ko nga!












    di ko naman kilala un eh!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:48 am

    6 parts
    of MEN
    are
    useless:



    ADAM'S apple
    dat cannot be eaten,



    2 nipples
    w/out milk,



    2 eggs
    u cannot fry,


    and




    a BIRD
    dat cannot
    FLY! heheheh

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:45 am

    "sa loob ng beerhaus






    GRO: (habang sumasayaw)
    ganito po samen
    wlang maayos na trbaho,
    wlng tutulong,
























    MAR ROXAS:
    anak tumabi ka,
    aq na ang gigiling!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:52 am

    if u make
    talikod to me
    i will not be galit
    i'll just panuod u lakad





    but if suddenly
    u dapa
    i'll say,




















    yan kasi!
    ng-iiwan
    wlng aalalay sau
    nakalimutan mo na bng
    BULAG ka?!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by †pEpih† on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:36 pm

    BOY:baril k b?

    Girl: alm ku na yan,kce mukang tinamaan ka skn?

    BOY: AY ANG KAPAL NG MUKA MO,ANG LAKAS KASI NG PUTOK MO EH...

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    MANLILIGAW

    Post by lPride22 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:04 pm

    TULA NG MANLILIGAW





    O mahal kung nilalangit..!
    Nilalangaw pati pwit..!


    kung sa ganda moy akoy samba..!
    Sa utot moy akoy tumba..!


    Kung sa langit ikay Taladito..
    Sa lupa ikay tekla


    Buhok mong paalon-alon..
    Kuto moy patalon-talon

    mata mong maririkit..
    muta moy dikit dikit..

    Ilong mong matangos..
    Sipon moy yumayangos

    Ngipin mong pantay pantay..
    Hininga moy amoy patay..

    paano na ang buhay?
    kung sau akoy mamamatay..!

    BOW..!!!!

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