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    deyomornia
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:17 pm

    minsan ang love prang ibon..
    kailangan pakawalan, kailangan palayain..
    babalik un kung sau.. pero kung hindi,
    hayaan mo na bka mas MASAYA sya s twit-twit ng IBA!

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    Post by deyomornia on Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:57 am

    pano kung hindi ka marunong magmahal tapos dumating ang magtuturo sayo sa kabilang banda,minahal mo cya at nahulog ka... sa kanal! pano na? eh mabaho ka na!

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    Post by jackass_04 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:29 am

    hi shaynemelab....how young r u? Very Happy

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    Post by caizr on Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:36 pm

    ang gaganda ng quotes ! mag post ka pa ha ! Smile lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by chupolski on Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:59 pm

    TULA NG MANLILIGAW

    oh mahal kong nilalagkit
    nilalangaw pati puwit
    kung sa langit ika'y tala
    sa lupa ika'y tekla
    buhok mong pa alon alon
    kuto mong patalon talon
    ilong mong matangos
    sipon mo'y umaagos
    ngipin mong pantay pantay
    hininga mo'y amoy patay

    pano na ang buhay
    kung sayo palang ako'y mamamatay..

    BOWWWW...

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    Post by chupolski on Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:01 pm

    may sasabihin ako!!!!!!!!!!!



































    naintindihan mo ???

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by funny_maker on Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:37 pm

    [b][i][u]asa

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:02 pm

    funny_maker wrote:[b][i][u]asa

    Please post a funny quote not like this.
    afro

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:27 am

    isang
    araw
    dumating
    ang demonyo
    sa
    park...









    PARI: sa kapangyarinhang
    pinagkaloob sa akin
    umalis ka dito..
    layas!!!!!!!!






    demonyo: ay wow....
    hanep..... sosyal
    sayo na pala tong parkkkk!!!!!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:37 am

    BOY: bat ba di ka sumasagot sa tawag ko???!!!



    GIRL: teka lang.....






    BOY: ano ba ang ginagawa mo kasi....





    GIRL: .......




    BOY: ano ba naman..????




    GIRL: teka nga sabi......







    nakita mo namang naghaharvest pa ako...
    ang kulitkulit mo , badtrip naman ohhh....
    hanap ka kausap mo!!!!!?????



    ( TAOB ANG DOTA )
    HIHIHI

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:39 am

    ONE
    DAY
    I
    MEET
    YOU....














    its the
    day you
    meet me too,,,....





    akalain mo yun........ Laughing


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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:41 am

    DID
    u
    know
    100
    trees are
    being cut
    to produce
    our exsam papers...




    pls. join or cause





    SAY NO TO EXSAMSSSS...




    SAVE TRESSS.. HIHIHI


    Wink

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:00 pm

    sabi
    nila
    wag
    daw
    isukat
    ang
    wedding
    gown...


    days b4
    the wedding...


    bka daw di
    matuloy ang
    KASAL...







    try mo kaya
    ang uniform
    baka sakaling




    walang PASOK BUKAS... Very Happy

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:04 pm

    HOW TO
    GET THE
    PERSON YOU LOVE????????








    1. BE FRIENDLY SA KANYA....








    2.INTINDIHIN MO SYA......






    3.MAHALIN MO LANG SYA HANGGANG MAGSAWA KA.......








    pag ala paring nangyari.....




    LASINGIN MO.... TALO TALO NA.....

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:08 pm

    NALULUNGKOT KA?????








    NAPAPAIYAK??????







    O


    NATUTULALA?????





    well ganyan talaga kung
    marami kang WORM SA TYAN...... tongue

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:13 pm

    MISS YOU!!!!



    kanina pagkain ko..
    face mo nasa plato...




    pag inom ko
    mukha mo nasa baso....




    ano ba ito????!!!!





    pati ba naman sa toyo.....
    kamukha mo yung... PATO.......
    Very Happy

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    Post by lady_yasha on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:04 am

    2
    babies
    were
    palying
    in
    the
    crib
    when
    suddenly
    the
    baby
    girl
    cried.....







    "RAPE"






    "RAPE"






    baby boy said:


    " ay tanga toh? PACIFIER yang naupuan mo...."

    AMBISYOSA!!!!!!
    Wink

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    Post by lady_yasha on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:09 am

    mztha na?
    may problema ako...
    naiiyak na nga ako ngaun..
    pano na kaya to..
    pwede mo ba ako tulungan,,,???
    kahit advice lang po...
    need ko lang..
    di ko na talaga kaya..


    pano kasi sakin pa pinasa ang!!!!!























    BATO NI DARNA...!!!!

    nahihiya ako mag BRA...


    advice naman ohhhhhhh.... Laughing lol!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:14 am

    matutulog
    nanaman
    ako.....

    naalala
    nanaman kita..

    lagi nalang,
    everynight, naiisip kta...
    napapanaginipan...


    sinasabi ko
    nalang sa sarili ko...




    okey lang yan.....








    di totoo
    ang MONSTER.... Cool

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    Post by lady_yasha on Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:59 am

    sa
    room
    wala
    pa si
    SIR....

    yung
    colorful
    payong
    lang
    nya
    ang
    nasa
    table....



    after 15
    minutes
    umalis
    na
    ang
    mga studyante....




    the
    nxt
    day.

    napagalitn
    sila
    lahat
    sabi
    ng
    teacher: if my umbrella is here,
    it means im present.......




    kinabukasan..
    dumating si sir,...

    guess what!!!!!?




    PAYONG LAHAT ANG NASA UPUAN......



    taob si sir... Cool

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    Post by lady_yasha on Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:06 am

    " dont hurt the hart dat never hurt you..
    coz the hart you hurt may hurt you 2...

    - eh ano dapat?

    " hurt the hart that hurt your hart...?



    but how can you hurt the hart that hurt your hart if
    that hart who hurt your hart is the only
    hart that cud fix your broken hart...???











    wag kang mag emote...........


    TONGUE TWISTER YAN... HIHI.....

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    ala lng

    Post by morpheus on Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:40 pm

    ..i dream of u last nyt....
    ... i was walking at da beach..... suddnly... nasalubong ko c lord karga2x ka... tanong ko cya bat karga ka nya????????? sagot ni lord................ ``AS USUAL LASING NA NAMN``

    HHEHEHEHEH Very Happy

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    Post by morpheus on Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:50 pm

    FUNNY THINGS BOUT LOVE;

    ur trying 2 4get someone kahit d mo kaya..
    nagmahal ka nga hindi nya alam...
    d pa daw 22o pro makita may kasamang iba.........
    inom hanggang sa kaya......
    delet2x pa daw sa number.....pro na memories na pala..
    d nimo luv...pro lging nag iicp..
    wala daw pke pro may itinagong picture sa ilalim ng unan.........
    wla daw nag hanap....pro once mag talk... ang mata mo HEART2X daun.............
    ............while ur reading ds nag smile ka coz natamaan d ba??????? Cool

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    Post by thepunks2231 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:49 pm

    [b]What is Vine Tea

    Vine Tea is ur Soak lee in Peep Tea When u Load tarty and ur soak lee is Vine Tee

    Read Slowly!!

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    Post by beng on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:44 pm

    Bakit hinihila ang tali?????





    Sige subukan mong itulak......... Razz

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