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    cel
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:48 am

    6 parts
    of MEN
    are
    useless:



    ADAM'S apple
    dat cannot be eaten,



    2 nipples
    w/out milk,



    2 eggs
    u cannot fry,


    and




    a BIRD
    dat cannot
    FLY! heheheh

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:45 am

    "sa loob ng beerhaus






    GRO: (habang sumasayaw)
    ganito po samen
    wlang maayos na trbaho,
    wlng tutulong,
























    MAR ROXAS:
    anak tumabi ka,
    aq na ang gigiling!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by cel on Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:52 am

    if u make
    talikod to me
    i will not be galit
    i'll just panuod u lakad





    but if suddenly
    u dapa
    i'll say,




















    yan kasi!
    ng-iiwan
    wlng aalalay sau
    nakalimutan mo na bng
    BULAG ka?!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by †pEpih† on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:36 am

    BOY:baril k b?

    Girl: alm ku na yan,kce mukang tinamaan ka skn?

    BOY: AY ANG KAPAL NG MUKA MO,ANG LAKAS KASI NG PUTOK MO EH...

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    MANLILIGAW

    Post by lPride22 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:04 pm

    TULA NG MANLILIGAW





    O mahal kung nilalangit..!
    Nilalangaw pati pwit..!


    kung sa ganda moy akoy samba..!
    Sa utot moy akoy tumba..!


    Kung sa langit ikay Taladito..
    Sa lupa ikay tekla


    Buhok mong paalon-alon..
    Kuto moy patalon-talon

    mata mong maririkit..
    muta moy dikit dikit..

    Ilong mong matangos..
    Sipon moy yumayangos

    Ngipin mong pantay pantay..
    Hininga moy amoy patay..

    paano na ang buhay?
    kung sau akoy mamamatay..!

    BOW..!!!!

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    ANG BULOL

    Post by trite0716 on Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:33 pm

    lola:sabhin m sa lolo mo pahilot aq antok na ko !!!




    apo(B):yoyo sab yoya paiyot daw, antot na cha !!!




    lolo:sabhin m sa lola m wla aq sa mood tlog na !!!




    apo(B):yoya sbi yoyo wla cha ta mood tuyot na !!!














    I I I __ ___ ____
    I I----I I I I II___I I I LLLLLIIIIIKKKKKEEEE
    I I I I___I I___II ___ I I
    I I___I IIIIITTTT!!!!

    I

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    kalokang poem ever made...

    Post by no1caresme101 on Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:25 pm

    Mahal kita todo todo,
    Walang break, walang preno,
    Bumangga man sa kanto,
    Ikaw parin ang mahal ko.

    Sa dahon ng Gumamela,
    Bulaklak ng Sampaguita,
    Doon mo makikita,
    Ang salitang mahal kita.

    Mahal kita sa Tagalog,
    I love you sa English,
    143 sa Mathematics
    Ewan ko lng sa Physics.

    Tubig is Water,
    Ilog is River,
    Combine it together,
    I love you forever. lol!

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    kalokang poem ever made...

    Post by no1caresme101 on Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:37 pm

    Mahal kita todo todo,
    Walang break, walang preno,
    Bumangga man sa kanto,
    Ikaw parin ang mahal ko.

    Sa dahon ng Gumamela,
    Bulaklak ng Sampaguita,
    Doon mo makikita,
    Ang salitang mahal kita.

    Mahal kita sa Tagalog,
    I love you sa English,
    143 sa Mathematics
    Ewan ko lng sa Physics.

    Tubig is Water,
    Ilog is River,
    Combine it together,
    I love you forever. lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:39 pm

    lol nice nice.. Smile
    post ka pa mrami :p

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by shayneMeLab on Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:43 pm

    Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?

    A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.

    Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?

    A: It wooden start.

    Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?

    A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
    Razz lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by shayneMeLab on Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:47 pm

    Sa sabunga walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
    Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

    Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
    Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
    Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
    Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!
    [center] What a Face

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:22 pm

    haha, nice nice.. lols

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by XaviEr099 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:35 pm

    welcome poh me nasl ko poh heinrich , 13 , male , tondo


    simoy ng pasko ay narito na

    merry...


    galo ka na ba?



    ung merry...


    bon huh..


    bkt...


    merry....


    klamo ka? hehe^_^

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:40 am

    XaviEr099 wrote:welcome poh me nasl ko poh heinrich , 13 , male , tondo


    simoy ng pasko ay narito na

    merry...


    galo ka na ba?



    ung merry...



    bon huh..


    bkt...


    merry....


    klamo ka? hehe^_^


    Welcome welcome! Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by markyboy17 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:00 pm

    hi po hehe na guxtohan q lng po mga funny quotes nyu kya aq nag join Very Happy


    Nag basketball aq kanina...



    lhat na shoot q.....



    pero...



    ikaw lng na MISS Q! ...


    haha..asiimmm..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:28 pm

    markyboy17 wrote:hi po hehe na guxtohan q lng po mga funny quotes nyu kya aq nag join Very Happy


    Nag basketball aq kanina...



    lhat na shoot q.....



    pero...



    ikaw lng na MISS Q! ...


    haha..asiimmm..

    Welcome rin.. hehe

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:41 pm

    Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
    Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

    Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
    Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
    Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
    Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:44 pm

    AnaK: Mom i know the truth
    Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!

    Anak: Dad i know the truth
    Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo

    Anak: (ok pa ito... subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
    Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:46 pm

    titser: ang pangit naman ng name mo "conrado domingo" in short "Condom"
    Pupil: ok lang po yun mam, kesa naman sa asawa nyo "Supremo Potenciano"
    in short "SUPOT"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:46 pm

    Isang araw sa tindahan:

    Bata: tok tok tao poh
    Tindera: ano yun?
    Bata: nang naa mo load?
    Tindera: naa!
    Bata: pa-txt daw!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:53 pm

    taga-bukid na anak ug tatay nagsakay sa elevator..

    Anak: tay, mahal guro pasahe ani noh? mangutana daw tah tagpila tay?
    Tatay: paghilom uy! ayaw dad'a imong pagkaignorante diri...
    tagad sah tah sa konduktor kng tagaan na tag-ticket!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:53 pm

    Girl: alam m para kang bisyo
    Boy: (kilig) dahil hindi mo ako maiwasan..
    Girl: hindi noh..

    Dahil sinisira mo buhay ko!!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:54 pm

    sabi ng mga ninuno pag ang isang tao daw binati mo ng "hi" at sa loob
    ng 5 seconds na walang reply...

    "maitim daw ang singit"



    masubukan nga...


    "HI"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:01 pm

    frends always understand each other,
    dats y wme gowk pgmx gka wrjg H gPa 2gJ 2pG..
    ano? d m maintindihan?
    ako dn eh! frends nga tau!!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:15 pm

    ang buhay prang sandwich..
    minsan masarap, minsan matamis,
    pro pg ang buhay mo ay walang lasa
    icpin mo nlang ham yan! hehehe..

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