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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by johnus on Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:48 pm

    mga pre pasa nyo puh name nyo sa fb ^^ johnus name koh ty

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    Post by ann19marg on Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:54 am

    Huwag kang manghahampas habang natawa ka. Ikaw kaya hampasin
    ko?Makatawa ka pa kya? Shocked bounce cheers lol!

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    Post by personnel000 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:58 pm

    -Bingot

    lola:sabhin m sa lolo mo pahilot aq antok na ko !!!



    Bingot):yoyo sab yoya paiyot daw, antot na cha !!!
    ...


    lolo:sabhin m sa lola m wla aq sa mood tlog na !!!



    Bingot):yoya sbi yoyo wla cha ta mood tuyot na !!!



    sab ng nanay:ang bastos mo ahh.



    Bingot):bastos nka hubad special naka2wad.



    kapatid):hindi mali ka bastos tumae sa plato di tinakpan.



    whahahaha Laughing


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by personnel000 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:11 pm

    alam nyo na ba ang tatlong D...



    Dalawang binge nag-bulungan...



    Dalawang bulag nag-titigan..!



    Dalawang pilay nag-karera ng takbuhan.

    C3
    lol!

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    Post by personnel000 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:13 pm

    "English - Tagalog"

    see who one tea knee gas sun the hill see in die who both who bad ,,!

    affraid

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    Post by johnus on Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:42 pm

    pst....good eve 2 all Smile pasa ym nalang oh

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    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:11 am

    sa eroplano bago lumipad

    Stewardess: are you nervous madam?

    Maria: Yes mam

    Stewardess: this must be your first time then?

    Maria: hindi naman ah, na-experience ko na ang mag nerbyos noon (hakhak) Mad

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    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:12 am

    asst. manager: wala na, iniwan na tayo ni manager, inatake sa puso
    Karding: oo nga po sir, pedeng ako na lang papalit sa pwesto niya?
    asst. manager: ikaw, ikaw ang bahala basta kasya sa u ung ataol niya, GO! Smile

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:00 pm

    RED HORSE: unang bote pampaantok, ikalawang bote pampatulog, ikatlong bote pampasarap ng tulog, ikaapat pampahimbing..ikalima pampa-absent.

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:02 pm

    Iba ang nagsaing ako ang kumain--KAWATAN

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:02 pm

    Ang mga bagay na maaaring gawin ngayon ay maaari ding ipagpabukas, nang sa ganun hindi tayo mawawalan ng mga gawain sa mga susunod na mga araw.--JUAN TAMAD

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:06 pm

    ‎"Habang nauubos ang kayamanan ang kayabangan ay nadadagdagan"

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:09 pm

    wag masyadong mataas baka lumagapak, wag masyadong deritso baka mabunggo, wag masyadong madaldal baka makalunok ng bangaw, Lumingon ka sandali baka masyado ka nang malayo at naliligaw na.-To whom it may concern.

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    Post by rokhazte on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:13 pm

    If others can..don't help!

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    Post by tequila on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:39 pm

    pag twag mo sa isang tau na gwapo sya ito dpat almn nyo



    G- gagong
    W- wlang
    A- alm kung di
    P- pumorma na muhkang
    O- onggoy Basketball

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    Post by tequila on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:46 pm

    may magkambal na babae nag aaway dhl sa isang lalaki......... Exclamation


    twin 1: ate bkt mo ako gingawang tortual..
    twin 2: ano tanga! gingawang kitang gago ...
    twin 1: ate bkt mo ako sinsaktan Like a Star @ heaven
    twin2: d kita sinsaktan binibugbug lng kita..
    twin 1: ate pangit ka
    twin 2 : kung pangit ako pangit ka din mag kmbal lng tau gaga. Exclamation Exclamation



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