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post rin kau ng mga funny pasaway quotes dito ah,yung sa una seryoso tapos kalokohan yung huli! ahehe! whahaha Last edited by deyomornia on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:34 pm; edited 4 times in total
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tumabi
ko syo
at huminga
ng malalim
tinanong mo
bakit?
ngumiti ako...
nagtanong ka
ulit...
bakit nga?
bakit?masama bang huminga?!
ko syo
at huminga
ng malalim
tinanong mo
bakit?
ngumiti ako...
nagtanong ka
ulit...
bakit nga?
bakit?masama bang huminga?!
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hanggang
san
ba
nasusukat
ang
pagibig?
hanggang
san
ba
napapatunayan
ang
pagmamahal?
sapat na
bang ipaglaban
mo ito
o
dapat nalang
sumuko?
hindi ko
alam
pero dapat
tandaan mo
wag kang tatakbo
pag may
aso.
san
ba
nasusukat
ang
pagibig?
hanggang
san
ba
napapatunayan
ang
pagmamahal?
sapat na
bang ipaglaban
mo ito
o
dapat nalang
sumuko?
hindi ko
alam
pero dapat
tandaan mo
wag kang tatakbo
pag may
aso.
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naranasan
mo nb
magmahal ng
PILAY?
hirap
db?
sakit ng ulo
kaka highblood
kaka asar
pero naranasan
mo nb
mahalin ng
PILAY?
sarap
db?
lalo na
pag
naghahabulan keo
d ka nya
mahabol!
wohoo!!!
mo nb
magmahal ng
PILAY?
hirap
db?
sakit ng ulo
kaka highblood
kaka asar
pero naranasan
mo nb
mahalin ng
PILAY?
sarap
db?
lalo na
pag
naghahabulan keo
d ka nya
mahabol!
wohoo!!!
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ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako
magreply ka!
mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako
magreply ka!
mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!
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as i watched
d ants
crawl
upon d
wall,
i noticed
dat no
matter how
busy dey r
dey stil
stop and
communicate
i hope
we could
be lyk d
ANTS
nakakalakad
sa walls!!!
d ants
crawl
upon d
wall,
i noticed
dat no
matter how
busy dey r
dey stil
stop and
communicate
i hope
we could
be lyk d
ANTS
nakakalakad
sa walls!!!
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d
most
painful
thing
dat
a
guy
cud
do
2his
girl
is
sit
wid
his
friends
and say
"pare,
look at her,
paniwalang paniwala
cyang
lalake
ako!"
damn pare!
d nya alam kaw mahal ko!
bruha cya!!!
most
painful
thing
dat
a
guy
cud
do
2his
girl
is
sit
wid
his
friends
and say
"pare,
look at her,
paniwalang paniwala
cyang
lalake
ako!"
damn pare!
d nya alam kaw mahal ko!
bruha cya!!!
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sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras, lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang taon ngunit isa ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tyak yun!!!
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dey say
"early
birds
catches
the
worm"
cla na lang
d naman ako
kumakain
ng worm eh...
tulog
ulit
ako...
ggcng n lang
ako pag chicken na ulam!!!
"early
birds
catches
the
worm"
cla na lang
d naman ako
kumakain
ng worm eh...
tulog
ulit
ako...
ggcng n lang
ako pag chicken na ulam!!!
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ang luv parang ngipin
minsan duguan minsan masakit
prang utot din yan minsan
nalilihim,minsan bunyag
pero higit sa lahat
ang lab ay parang kulangot
di mo malalaman kung masarap
kung hindi mo titikman!!!
minsan duguan minsan masakit
prang utot din yan minsan
nalilihim,minsan bunyag
pero higit sa lahat
ang lab ay parang kulangot
di mo malalaman kung masarap
kung hindi mo titikman!!!
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sabi ng hangin mabait ka
sabi ng dagat matalino ka
sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka
tama nga talaga ang sabe nila
sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan!!!
sabi ng dagat matalino ka
sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka
tama nga talaga ang sabe nila
sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan!!!
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wat if 1 day napadaan ka sa tambayan
ng CRUSH mo
nginitian ka nya
nagtinginan mga
tropa nia
dahil sumabay sya sayo
sabay sabing
cute,
may tagos ka!!!
ng CRUSH mo
nginitian ka nya
nagtinginan mga
tropa nia
dahil sumabay sya sayo
sabay sabing
cute,
may tagos ka!!!
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kagabi
nanaginip
ako
kumakain
daw ako
ng
cottoncandy
maraming
cottoncandy
maraming
cottoncandy
pagkagicng ko....
wala na
ko unan...
nanaginip
ako
kumakain
daw ako
ng
cottoncandy
maraming
cottoncandy
maraming
cottoncandy
pagkagicng ko....
wala na
ko unan...
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sabe nila,
love makes
ur heart
beat fast
ur body feel
flushed with
exitement
and ur
mind go
around in
circles...
love kaya
yon?!
o gutom lang?
love makes
ur heart
beat fast
ur body feel
flushed with
exitement
and ur
mind go
around in
circles...
love kaya
yon?!
o gutom lang?
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if you want
to runaway
and you wana
get lost
coz
everything
seems
to be
a mess...
juz call me sa PLDT...
call me beybe beybe
beybe beybe beybe !
to runaway
and you wana
get lost
coz
everything
seems
to be
a mess...
juz call me sa PLDT...
call me beybe beybe
beybe beybe beybe !
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i had a dream bout you
i smiled and
recall the memories we had
then i noticed a tear fell from my
eyes
you know why?
coz in my dream
tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
salbahe ka talaga!!!
i smiled and
recall the memories we had
then i noticed a tear fell from my
eyes
you know why?
coz in my dream
tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
salbahe ka talaga!!!
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sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan
tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!
ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!
swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita
at ang bonus pa
mukha akong artista!!!
tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!
ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!
swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita
at ang bonus pa
mukha akong artista!!!
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kagabi
may
nakita
ako
falling
star
nagwish
ako
sabi
ko
lagi kang
bantayan
biglang
huminto
ang
star
lumapit
saken
at
dumila
sabay
sabing
TANGE!!!
alitaptap
ako!!!
may
nakita
ako
falling
star
nagwish
ako
sabi
ko
lagi kang
bantayan
biglang
huminto
ang
star
lumapit
saken
at
dumila
sabay
sabing
TANGE!!!
alitaptap
ako!!!
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ur the
reason
why
i cry
at nyt
ur the
reason
why
i hug
my
pillow
tyt
ur the
reason
why
i cant
sleep
ur the
reason
why
i pray
and say
"lord,
may aswang.."
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reason
why
i cry
at nyt
ur the
reason
why
i hug
my
pillow
tyt
ur the
reason
why
i cant
sleep
ur the
reason
why
i pray
and say
"lord,
may aswang.."
Reply With Quote
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sometimes
you smile
to hide the
pain,
sometimes
you intend
to laugh
to cover
the hurt
whether
you smile
or laugh
you can
never
hide wat
you feel
inside
take
imodium
one doze
one hour
LBM ay tapos!
you smile
to hide the
pain,
sometimes
you intend
to laugh
to cover
the hurt
whether
you smile
or laugh
you can
never
hide wat
you feel
inside
take
imodium
one doze
one hour
LBM ay tapos!
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may
isang
georgeous
girl
na
nagkwento
ng
bitin
pagkatapos
nun,
isang
georgeous
girl
na
nagkwento
ng
bitin
pagkatapos
nun,
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sabi saken ng mga magulang ko...
saken sinabi bakit ko sasabihin sayo?!
hehe!
saken sinabi bakit ko sasabihin sayo?!
hehe!
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ang tae at ang langaw yuck!!!
pero isipin mo nalng kung gano
ka sweet yung langaw pra
lapitan ung tae! kahit ganon
kadiri, nasisikmura pa din nia!
parang tayo! ako yung LANGAW!!!
pero isipin mo nalng kung gano
ka sweet yung langaw pra
lapitan ung tae! kahit ganon
kadiri, nasisikmura pa din nia!
parang tayo! ako yung LANGAW!!!
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sa lahat
ng kowt
eto ang
pinakapamatay
na kowt...
BANG!!!
ng kowt
eto ang
pinakapamatay
na kowt...
BANG!!!
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1 araw,
may bumatok
sakin
sabay sabi
"matauhan ka nga!
"di kita mahal!
"di kta minahal!
at
"di kta mamahalin!
langya!
sinapak ko nga!
di ko naman kilala un eh!
may bumatok
sakin
sabay sabi
"matauhan ka nga!
"di kita mahal!
"di kta minahal!
at
"di kta mamahalin!
langya!
sinapak ko nga!
di ko naman kilala un eh!
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