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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:39 pm

    Vice:Pepsi nga po.
    Tindera:Iplastic ba?
    Vice:Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwd? Kung ayaw mo, sa karton.
    (Pinlastik ng tindera ung pepsi)
    Tindera:ang bayad mo? Mgba2yad kba?
    Vice:Hnd, mgsusukli. Aq ung tindera kya aq mgsusukli, malamang dba mgba2yad aq kc aq bumili?!
    Tindera:Hnd, ung kalabaw, ung kalabaw ung bumili. Malamang ikaw!
    Vice:Gaya-gaya ka.
    Tindera:Aq?
    Vice:Hnd, ung pepsi.

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:39 pm

    BOY: Lola ingat po kayo dyan.... nangangagat ho ang mga aso dyan.

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    LOLA: alam ko iho. sa tanda kong to wala pa kong nakitang aso na nanununtok... ADIK ka ba? XD

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:40 pm

    huwag na huwag mong ikahihiya na may PUTOK ka.
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    ....dahil PINAG-PAWISAN MO ITO....
    .wahahahaha...

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:41 pm

    APO: Lo, adto sakog city kay makig "moni" sa akong mga frens....

    LOLO: unsay "moni" dong?

    APO: inom gud Lo.

    LOLO: mao diay na? ma "SM" mn sab tah.

    APO: unsay " SM " lo?

    LOLO: SUYA MUCH! ;>

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:42 pm

    BANA: tab-ang ang kape,
    bugnaw ang kan.on, lasaw ang sabaw! Unsaon
    mn pgkagana nato ini?

    ASAWA: sobra nka ha! nireklamo ba ko
    gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:43 pm

    Sexy girl Nangumpisal

    PARI: iha, unsa man imong sala?
    SEXY: fader ug makabati kog laki na mamalikas, d nko
    mapugngan makigsex niya..


    PARI: KA YAWA basad!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:44 pm

    “Si Kitty and si Boogy
    These are the two
    famous characters you wont miss to
    hear every time musakay ka og jeep,
    Musyagit ang kondoktor
    “si Kitty ug si Boogy lang beh para makasud pah ng uban,
    kuwang pa nag tulo ang wala..
    si Kitty og si Boogy lang palihug.”

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:44 pm

    Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?

    Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)
    Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...

    gidugo diay xa!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:45 pm

    BATA: ayu! palit ko!
    TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?
    BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.
    TINDERA: knang powder?
    BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:45 pm

    A GUY w/ his not so intelligent GF are walking by the shore

    BF: babe, tan-awa oh! Nai patay nga bird.

    GF: (Nihangad) Asa Babe?

    So.. galupad ang patay nga bird??

    haha

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:46 pm

    Bata nitutok sa maot nga tambay

    tambay: hoy bata. .nganong lain man ka makalantaw?

    Bata: ikaw nganong lain mn ka lantawon?

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:46 pm


    bastos jud ka bah!...

    kalit lng ka'g sulod

    sa aqung huna-huna
    pnanghid pud!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:47 pm

    BATA: ayoo!!!

    TINDERA: wat's yours boy?

    BATA: yamat rah ge englisan ko.

    TINDERA: Can i get ur ORDER?

    BATA: Nang, naa moy liquid solution dat mixed evenly w/ organic
    commpound substances & had undergone fermentation & sealed
    in a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?


    TINDER: HA??

    BATA: REDHORSE buh, BUGOK!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:47 pm

    Juan: Bag-0 lge pintal imu atop?
    Pedro: mao nay advice n fr. Jose sa misa ghapon
    Juan: unsa iyang sulti?
    Pedro: ingon xah: "repent ur sin"

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:48 pm

    INDAY: Naa ka program nga mo delete ug mga batig
    nawong sa Facebook?

    CLARA: Naa pero basin ma delete ka apil.

    hahaha

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:51 pm

    BISAYA: isda mo dha!
    TAGALOG: pssst!
    B: dli ni ito sir, bolinaw ni!
    T: wla bang malalaki?
    B: sagol na sir! naay laki, naay baye.
    T: masrap ba to?
    B: unsay sarap! pukot akong gigamit ana oi!
    T:(nasuko) "labas ka! labas!
    B: lab-as jud! unsay pg2o nmo, mnida kog dubok?

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:52 pm

    2 ka rapist nadakpan.

    BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!
    PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?
    BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:52 pm

    It feels good to hear your loveone say,

    “anhi daw ka diri ingon si mama”

    But it feels much better to hear your loveone say,

    “anhi diri balay kay wala si mama”

    Aguy, sure nah,,.

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:53 pm

    Namis…………..taka…….is the common word

    used if nay makakita nimo nga gikan ka sa

    lugar nga nag pista…namista ka?



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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:54 pm

    Heart:mahal ko talaga siya

    Brain:alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

    Heart:alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

    siyng kinakalimutan?

    Brain:kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

    Stomach:sa sobra mong pagmamahal

    di ka na kumakain

    Liver:korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

    aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

    Lungs:ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

    Heart:sensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh

    pwet:pooottttttttttttt.

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:55 pm

    Boy 1: bai, ilugon naku imu uyab ha.

    Boy 2: suwayi….

    Boy 1: mailog man gani ng yuta nga titulado uyab pa kaha?

    Boy 2: aw, o sad,mabungkag man gani ng bato nawong pa kaha?

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:56 pm

    If cinderella’s glass slippers fit perfectly,

    Why did it fall off along the way?

    Maybe it speaks about one important thing:

    Igat jud sya pa blind2x aron gukoron,

    Si little mermaid gusto magpalegs aron makabilangkad,

    Si sleeping beauty tulog2x aron kamangon,

    Si snow white pa patay2x aron kamangon,

    Kabantay mo? Puro inigat gatudlo sa fairytales.

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    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:57 pm

    THE GUN…..

    Is a very important solution to a problem,right?

    Especially when a dog Gokorize you,

    The Gun is really important,kung mopaghot na ang iro,

    The Gun na lang jud, The Gun kusog.

    ______________________________________

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:58 pm

    Nasulayan na nako ang mahigugma ug biyaan,

    Nasulayan sad nako ang mohilak ug masakitan,

    Usa lang ang wala pa nako nasulayi…

    Malibang nga mag dagan. Laughing

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:58 pm

    Ang student sa Mindanao….

    Talagsa moskwela, kung moskwela dili maminaw,

    Kung makasabot makalimot,

    Taga aha ka migo|mega?

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