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    FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by carolick143 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:10 pm

    bakit kadalasang flower ang design sa panty?

    -para alay sa patay na buhok

    ehh bakit sa brief wala?

    -kasi may nakatirik ng kandila may kasama pang dalawang itolog Rolling Eyes

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by chelle143-jochelle on Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:01 pm

    hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by -ryusatsujenken- on Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:27 pm

    toinkzz !
    elephant

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by deverauxxi on Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:43 am

    Ang pag ibig ko sayo,
    parang Mayonnaise . . .











    Isipin mo na lang,
    MERON PA !
    Laughing

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    be cool man

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:23 pm

    #1 holdaper:itaas mo ang kamay mo hold up to

    americano:be cool man.be cool man..

    #2 holdaper: tang-ina pare!taga bicol pala yan pakawalan mo na.kababayan pla natin yang amercano na yan...












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    magbuot kaman sa tulisan..

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:30 pm


    Tulisan: ambi na tanan nimong alahas ug kwarta..

    enchong: wala intawon koy alahas ug kwarta mr tulisan.

    Tulisan: kinsa manang naa sa pikas kwarto ako nalang ng luguson.

    enchong: ayaw intawon mr tulisan malooy ka tawon sa akong iyaan..

    iyaan: saba diha enchong! magbuot kaman sa tulisan!

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    naglilihi

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:37 pm

    misis buntis: pakurot nga sa pisngi ng onggoy mo mr.

    mr: bakit mukha ko ang kinurot mo misis buntis?

    andito yong onggoy oh.


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    ang periko

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:43 pm



    pari: ang ginoo maana kaninyo




    periko: wala pay siguro.










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    lasheng.

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:47 pm


    mamang pulis: lasing ka ba?

    lasing: hindi ako lasheng sir.

    mamang pulis: kung d ka lasing kilala mo ba ako?

    lasing: oo pulis ka dba sir?

    lasing: ako sir kilala mo ba ako?

    mamang pulis: d kita kilala kc ngayon lang kta nakita.

    lasing: ah! ikaw pala yong lasheng sir..


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    ang sulat

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:58 pm

    Patient: Dok, malungkot dito sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko...

    Doc: E ano naman ang laman ng sulat mo?

    Patient: Di ko pa po alam kasi next wik ko pa ata matatangap...


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    madre

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:00 pm


    dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....



    Madre 1: Jusko, patawarin mo po sila...hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!


    Madre2: Ay, yung sa akin marunong!!!!

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    rape suspect

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:01 pm

    ATTY: Inday, pwede mo bang idiskrayb dito sa korte ang taong nangreype sa'yo?


    INDAY: Maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong, at bungal...



    SUSPEK: Sige!...mang-asar ka pa!!

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    si inday..

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:02 pm

    Babae: "Langya kang lalaki ka! Ginabi ka nanaman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng muka mo!! Hayop ka talaga!!!"



    Lalaki: "Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito!" =)+


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    ang tanga

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:04 pm

    Tatlong tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...


    Tanga 1: "Pare di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa. Sa sahig na lang matulog."
    (Bumaba ang isa)


    pale Tanga 2: "Ayan pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito!" =)

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    pakpaki unya sigai..

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:10 pm

    usa ka adlaw gisugo ni sirapio iyang anak nga si kurdapio..


    tatay sirapio: anak pakpaki tong mais didto unya inig kahuman sigai ang
    kaldero.


    kurdapio: o cge tay.


    paglabay sa usa ka oras ning balik si tatay sirapio


    tatay sirapio: anak nganong nagsige kaman ug pakpak sa imong kamot?unya
    nagsiga siga imong mata nagtan-aw sa kaldero.


    kurdapio: ingon man ka tay nga pakpakan nako ang mais unya sigaan ang
    kaldero.

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    bulok bulok bulok

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:15 pm


    nanay:anak nganong naghilak kaman?


    anak: kay gitawag man ko sa akong mga classmates ug bulok nay.


    nanay: sa sunod anak kong naay motawag nimog bulok bunali aning kahoy.


    kaldero nga nagbukal: bulok bulok bulok.


    anak: buang kang kalderoha ka ha kine maoy angay nimo tsak! tsak! bog!


    nanay: nganong gibunalan man nimo ng kaldero anak?


    anak: kay ingon man ka nay kong naay motawag nakog bulok bunalan nako unya

    ingon man ang kaldero bulok bulok bulok katulo pajud niya gibalik

    nanay: ngek!


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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:41 am

    pg wlang ballpen, wlang notes At wlang pag-aaral,wlang diploma.
    pg wlang diploma, wlang trabaho, wla rin pera
    Kya wlang pagkain, magugutom, ppyat, d mgkksyota, di mgkksawa't di
    magkakaanak xmpre mdi2pres mgkkskit ang pnakamasakit...ma3tay

    Lesson:
    Ingatan ang ballpen Very Happy

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:47 am

    you never know what you

    have till you lose it.

    And once you lose it, you

    can never get it back.

    -snatcher

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:58 am

    Dalawang pipi nag-away
    Pipi1:
    Pipi2:
    Pipi1:
    Pipi2:
    Pipi1:
    Pipi2:
    Grabe ang away nila noh? How sad, sayang ang friendship nila. Hay! Sad

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:03 am

    sa FACEBOOK, nkbuo ng brkada, ngka-kasintahan ang dting wala, laging bagong picture ang mkkta, ngi2ng single ang merid o merid n gus2 p ng iba. At! Meron ding kkaripas ng takbo mamya pagkat ang niluluto ay nasusunog na! Razz

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by pintas on Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:07 am

    Noel: ang gusto ko Leon ang magiging pangalan ng anak ko kabaliktaran ng Noel.

    Nino: Sa akin naman ay Onin baliktad din ng pangalan ko.

    Toto: ay ako hindi ko kelan man babaliktarin pangalan ko para sa anak ko!
    "otot" ba naman

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by Blackpisces on Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:07 pm

    Patigasan ng ulo challenge!!!!!
    ANNOUNCER:(tinawag ang CHINESE)

    CHINESE:(Hinawakan ang dalawang bote binasag sa ulo!!!!)
    AUDIENCE:(Nagpalakpakan)

    ANNOUNCER:(tinawag ang AMERICAN)

    AMERICAN:(hinampas ang ulo sa limang hollowblock!!!!)
    AUDIENCE:(nagpalakpakan at nagtilian!!!)

    ANNOUNCER:(tinawag ang FILIPINO)
    hindi lumabas

    ANNOUNCER:(tinawag ulit at this time sinigawan na ng malakas ang pinoy)

    PINOY:hindi p rin lumabas

    ANNOUNCER:ladies and gentlemen!!!!panalo ang FILIPINO
    (ANG TIGAS NG ULO AYAW LUMABAS)
    tongue

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    BABY KO

    Post by multi.jonasfan11 on Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:46 am

    GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
    BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
    GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!


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    funny

    Post by nerds on Wed May 04, 2011 10:57 pm

    mag inang salamin nag uusap.....
    nanay(salamin nang matanda).....anak may sore eyes ka ba???




    anak(sunglass)......wala po ...mamamalimos lang ako......




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    funny

    Post by nerds on Wed May 04, 2011 11:03 pm

    nasusunugan nang bahay habang summer......

    LaLakEE... GraBEE init nang panahon ngayon para na tayong sinisilaban!!

    kapitbahay....hoI umalis na kau dyan nasusunog bahay nyo!!!!






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