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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:59 pm

    BOy: nganu mura mn kag nhadlok?

    Girl: hpit kko ma rape dha sa unahan, may gani koy kwrta.

    boy: unya emu na lng ghtag imung kwrta?

    Girl: wla ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau dha rmmi sa daplin.

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:00 pm

    Sa Math Class..

    Tcher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug 2ngaon nko, pila na ka piraso?
    Buknoy: 2 mam!
    Tcher: at kung 2ngaon pa nko preho?
    B: 4 na mam!
    T: 2ngaon pjud nko?
    B: 8 na mam!
    T:2ngaon pjudnko?
    B:16 na mam!
    T: 2ngaon pjud nko?
    B:32 na mam!
    T: kung 2ngaon pjud?
    B: 64! (suko na)
    T: ug 2ngaon pjud ug kduha?
    B: Ipagaling nlng na mam ky malangan natah...

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:01 pm

    A story entitled -TM-
    best friend for 5 years
    -nag text2x around 7pm-

    Pedro: naa ko tel nimo
    Maria: wat man?
    Pedro: i love u..wud u b
    my gf?
    (wla ni reply c Maria)
    Pedro: still up? love tka,
    mg suicide ko ron ug di ka
    mo reply Bang2x
    (Pedro died @ 9pm)
    Maria: i love u too! Yes kta
    nah! Sori late repz kai d ko
    ka send kalagot ning TM oi...

    lesson: yaw panguyab og gabie
    kai bz ang network

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:02 pm

    Papa: nak, unsai pngandoy nmoh?

    Anak: kanang mkabyahe kug lain nga lugar
    unya naa ko dghang kwrta nga gkuptan.

    Papa: char! gus2 diay ka mg KONDUKTOR nak?


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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:02 pm

    Papa:

    hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

    anak: ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
    pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
    kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
    ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
    matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

    papa:

    aw sori nak ha? sori

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by lovelyrosales on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:03 pm

    May panget n la2ke n humiling sa fairy.

    FAIRY: anukhilingan mu?

    PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US< dalhin mu ko dun
    pra mkita ang babae ng buhay ko.

    FAIRY: d pwde d2 lng sa pinas pwde powers ko!

    PANGET: mging mortal na babae ka nlng
    at pkasalan mo ko!

    FAIRY: patan.aw rah gud anang litse na mapa b,
    bcin mapangitaan nato'g paagi!

    haha..

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by kyleX2 on Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:42 pm

    ..hehe...d q maintindihan.... Question No bounce [code][quote] Basketball

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by filipinoquotes on Tue May 22, 2012 12:06 am

    Nice!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:40 pm

    a lady in a bar walks to the barman

    and

    puts her finger into the barman's mouth.

    The barman lustly kisses and licks each finger....


    LADY: tel your manager, WALAY TISSUE INYONG BANYO!!!!!




    AHAHAHA tongue


    YUCKKKKKK



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    TRAIDOR

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:44 pm

    marami talagang mga taong TRAIDOR!!

    yung tipong kapag nkaharap ka..

    KAIBIGAN KA,

    pero kapag nkatalikod kana




    CRUSH KA PALA!!.. Razz

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:47 pm

    masarap daw ang pakiramdam kapag may boyfiend..

    mao dghan galain ang lawas kay



    SINGLE..

    Crying or Very sad huhu sakit ako likod!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:49 pm

    Teacher: thomas kung pangutan-on ta ka dapat abtik imung tubag ha?

    thomas: YES MAAM!

    Teacher: 1+1?




    Thomas: ABTIK!

    HAHAHAHA Cool

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:53 pm

    wag ka ngang umasta na ang YAMAN YAMAN MO!!!!


    EHH ISA KA LANG NAMANG HAMAK NA TAMBAY




    dito sa PUSO KO..EHHHHHHHH I love you I love you I love you



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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 5:58 pm

    PACMAN nanaginip,biglang sumigaw: "judith judith!"

    Jinkee: Walanghiya ka! may bago ka na naman chick!
    sino na naman si judith? Bagong babae mo?

    Pacman: anu ba jinkee?!
    nagseselos ka na naman?,
    bayaran mu na ang MERALCO BILLS baka maputulan tayo..!
    JUDITH na ngayon!..


    Cool Cool

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 6:07 pm

    sidecar ka ba?...







    kasi single ako... I love you I love you I love you tongue

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by cc143 on Thu May 31, 2012 6:08 pm

    SANA BUBUYOG KA NA LANG....





    PARA AKO NA NAG HONEY MO...YEAAAAHHH flower

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    Funny qoutes

    Post by Zhamrie19 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:34 am

    [/i] HI guys I'm Zhamrie/18/Male/ Marawi City, Philippines?
    Very Happy Very Happy Smile

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    ba

    Post by jhoLenx U paKyOot on Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:30 pm

    tawa much sa mga hit nua jokes !!!! Laughing hahah

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    Post by swagger pink on Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:22 pm

    ahm...kua cactus ka ba..??
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    .ksi okey lang masaktan ako mayakap lang kita..!!!!


    aiyyhhh













    booooMMMM!!!

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by noobs2013 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:42 pm

    hahaha nice joke ..

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by charm10 on Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:21 am

    Di na maubos yung binabasa kong joke nyo. Yung iba medyo mababaw pero tawa ako ng tawa  Laughing Laughing Laughing yung uyjokelangpo.com naman nakita ko epic failed mga images

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    Re: FUNNY JOKES!

    Post by charm10 on Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:21 am

    Di na maubos yung binabasa kong joke nyo. Yung iba medyo mababaw pero tawa ako ng tawa  Laughing Laughing Laughing yung uyjokelangpo.com naman nakita ko epic failed mga images

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