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    Post by redspy09q@yahoo.com Mon May 24, 2010 1:37 pm

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    Post by markbugz05 Wed May 26, 2010 7:07 pm

    bgO lang akO d2 , akuh din meron nian Very Happy


    Hi musta na?
    Cguro
    ang
    saya saya mo?
    buti kpa
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    d2 sa bhay
    bruin mo xbhn
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    lumayas ka d2
    tama b naman un
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:37 pm

    " aanhin pa ang malamig na gabi kung bakla lang man din ang katabi"
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:38 pm

    " walang baklang panget sa lalaking gipit "
    hehehehe!
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:40 pm

    " aanhin ang isang piso kung dalawang piso isa ang marlboro "
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:44 pm

    " ang tao naglalasing para malunod ang problema di nila alam na ang problema ay marunog lumangoy "
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:47 pm

    sinong pipiliin mo?







    ang maganda o gwapo







    na mananakit sa puso mo?







    o ang panget namananakit sa mata mo?
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:50 pm

    Tanong:
    Bakit mahirap para sa atin ubusin ang walong basong tubig...






    samantalang kung redhorse kahit isang case pa nauubos....hehehehe
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:53 pm

    True bravery
    is to
    arrive
    home...

    Fully drunk...


    From a late night out...


    and mom waiting
    with a broom in hand
    then you ask...







    oi ma...gabi na ahhh
    maglilinis pa kayo ng bahay?
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 1:56 pm

    boy1: ang sakit tol iniwan nya ako...huhuhuhu







    boy2: bakit tol san ba sana ang punta nyo?
    -aie,bryt!
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 4:43 pm

    our generations had
    destroyed the
    christian virtues.





    charity
    is now a
    sweeptakes...





    hope
    is now
    a cigarette...





    grace
    is now
    a G.R.O.





    heaven
    is now
    a motel....





    and







    the funniest thing is...







    trust
    is now
    a condom...what a big change!
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    Post by pototoy Thu May 27, 2010 4:44 pm

    hi guys!
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    Post by inamorata Fri May 28, 2010 12:20 am

    nanay: knock knock!!

    bata: who's there?

    nanay: nanay mo.

    bata: nanay mo who?

    nanay: ay, takte! nanay mo 'to! buksan mo nga ang pinto, papasukin mo ako!


    -hahahaha,,,....-

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    Post by -atta_girl- Fri May 28, 2010 6:08 am

    alam mo b...

    nalulungkot,

    naiiyak,

    naiinis,

    napipikon aq ngaun?

    at itoy dahil SAYO...








    SAYOTE lng ulam nmn...




    kau anu ulam nyo?




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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 4:37 pm

    NgRing ang Bell sa Skul ngsiUwian n lht ng mga s2dynte.
    sa isang RoOM naE1 c boy at Girl...

    BOY:(hinila ang girl) wala n cla tara na...

    GIRL: huh?BOY: anung HUH wala na cla tara na bLis...GIRL: bak8 dto pa??


    BOY: wala na nga cLa, dalian mo na..

    GIRL: Cge na nga (nagHubad ang girl.



    BOY: anung ginagawa mo...labas na tau GAGA!!!











    its the
    day you
    meet me too,,,....





    akalain mo yun........ Laughing[/quote]
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 4:43 pm

    ang hirap talaga huminga ng mabilis pagnakaLbas ang dLa mo Noh...




















    Mukha kang ASO bat mo sinubukan TANGE..
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 4:50 pm

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    sa Mental Hospital....

    DOCTOR: Wow! magaling ka n sa pagkaBALIW mo nligtas mo ung kapwa mo baliw nagtangkang lunurin ang sariLi nya, kalungkot nga lng patay pa rin sya nagpabitn kc...


    BALIW: BOBO!sinampay ko yan basa kc cya. cheers
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 4:54 pm

    ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!1


    Pedro: Please VOTE WISELY!!!

    Juan: ???















    Juan: Cno c WISELY kandidato ba un?
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 4:59 pm

    magSEX k n lng d pa TINODO = )


    lami... Very Happy Twisted Evil bounce cheers drunken
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:01 pm

    BOY: (nalulunod) TULONG!! d ako marunong LumaNgoY


    GIRL: ako nga d marunong magPIANO
    Sinisigaw ko ba??KSP ka lng
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:04 pm

    BOY: Doc doc doc doc...may problema ako madali akong maglimot...


    DOCTOR:(nabingi) anu ulit ProbLema mo??


    BOY: anung ProbLema?
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:06 pm

    nakita ng anak nagSEX ang mga maguLang...


    Anak: anung ginagawa mo nay?

    Ina: PinapaLiit ko Lng ng Tiyan ng tatay mOh..


    anak: Ahhh.....wala epek yan

















    ANAK: hinihipan kc n yaya = )
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:09 pm

    isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

    anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

    Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

    anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya.
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:10 pm

    Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
    is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
    Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure
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    Post by katawa Fri May 28, 2010 5:10 pm

    3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

    tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
    matulog

    (bumaba si tanga 3)

    tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!
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