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FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
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johnus- Member
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Age : 29
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ann19marg- Member
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Huwag kang manghahampas habang natawa ka. Ikaw kaya hampasin
ko?Makatawa ka pa kya?
ko?Makatawa ka pa kya?
personnel000- Member
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-Bingot
lola:sabhin m sa lolo mo pahilot aq antok na ko !!!
Bingot):yoyo sab yoya paiyot daw, antot na cha !!!
...
lolo:sabhin m sa lola m wla aq sa mood tlog na !!!
Bingot):yoya sbi yoyo wla cha ta mood tuyot na !!!
sab ng nanay:ang bastos mo ahh.
Bingot):bastos nka hubad special naka2wad.
kapatid):hindi mali ka bastos tumae sa plato di tinakpan.
whahahaha
lola:sabhin m sa lolo mo pahilot aq antok na ko !!!
Bingot):yoyo sab yoya paiyot daw, antot na cha !!!
...
lolo:sabhin m sa lola m wla aq sa mood tlog na !!!
Bingot):yoya sbi yoyo wla cha ta mood tuyot na !!!
sab ng nanay:ang bastos mo ahh.
Bingot):bastos nka hubad special naka2wad.
kapatid):hindi mali ka bastos tumae sa plato di tinakpan.
whahahaha
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personnel000- Member
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alam nyo na ba ang tatlong D...
Dalawang binge nag-bulungan...
Dalawang bulag nag-titigan..!
Dalawang pilay nag-karera ng takbuhan.
C3
Dalawang binge nag-bulungan...
Dalawang bulag nag-titigan..!
Dalawang pilay nag-karera ng takbuhan.
C3
personnel000- Member
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"English - Tagalog"
see who one tea knee gas sun the hill see in die who both who bad ,,!
see who one tea knee gas sun the hill see in die who both who bad ,,!
johnus- Member
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pst....good eve 2 all 
pasa ym nalang oh
pasa ym nalang oh 
pintas- Member
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sa eroplano bago lumipad
Stewardess: are you nervous madam?
Maria: Yes mam
Stewardess: this must be your first time then?
Maria: hindi naman ah, na-experience ko na ang mag nerbyos noon (hakhak)
Stewardess: are you nervous madam?
Maria: Yes mam
Stewardess: this must be your first time then?
Maria: hindi naman ah, na-experience ko na ang mag nerbyos noon (hakhak)
pintas- Member
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asst. manager: wala na, iniwan na tayo ni manager, inatake sa puso
Karding: oo nga po sir, pedeng ako na lang papalit sa pwesto niya?
asst. manager: ikaw, ikaw ang bahala basta kasya sa u ung ataol niya, GO!
Karding: oo nga po sir, pedeng ako na lang papalit sa pwesto niya?
asst. manager: ikaw, ikaw ang bahala basta kasya sa u ung ataol niya, GO!
rokhazte- Member
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RED HORSE: unang bote pampaantok, ikalawang bote pampatulog, ikatlong bote pampasarap ng tulog, ikaapat pampahimbing..ikalima pampa-absent.
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Iba ang nagsaing ako ang kumain--KAWATAN
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Ang mga bagay na maaaring gawin ngayon ay maaari ding ipagpabukas, nang sa ganun hindi tayo mawawalan ng mga gawain sa mga susunod na mga araw.--JUAN TAMAD
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"Habang nauubos ang kayamanan ang kayabangan ay nadadagdagan"
rokhazte- Member
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wag masyadong mataas baka lumagapak, wag masyadong deritso baka mabunggo, wag masyadong madaldal baka makalunok ng bangaw, Lumingon ka sandali baka masyado ka nang malayo at naliligaw na.-To whom it may concern.
rokhazte- Member
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If others can..don't help!
tequila- Member
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pag twag mo sa isang tau na gwapo sya ito dpat almn nyo
G- gagong
W- wlang
A- alm kung di
P- pumorma na muhkang
O- onggoy
G- gagong
W- wlang
A- alm kung di
P- pumorma na muhkang
O- onggoy
tequila- Member
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may magkambal na babae nag aaway dhl sa isang lalaki......... 
twin 1: ate bkt mo ako gingawang tortual..
twin 2: ano tanga! gingawang kitang gago ...
twin 1: ate bkt mo ako sinsaktan
twin2: d kita sinsaktan binibugbug lng kita..
twin 1: ate pangit ka
twin 2 : kung pangit ako pangit ka din mag kmbal lng tau gaga.
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https://ndcrockz.darkbb.com/viewtopic.forum?t=233
twin 1: ate bkt mo ako gingawang tortual..
twin 2: ano tanga! gingawang kitang gago ...
twin 1: ate bkt mo ako sinsaktan
twin2: d kita sinsaktan binibugbug lng kita..
twin 1: ate pangit ka
twin 2 : kung pangit ako pangit ka din mag kmbal lng tau gaga.
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https://ndcrockz.darkbb.com/viewtopic.forum?t=233
