FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:36 am

SA ISANG SUNDAY BIBLE MASS MAY ISANG
AMERIKANONG MISYONARYO AT NAGSALITA SIYA::

PEG KEYONG LEHET EY NEMETEY
LEHET KEYO EY MEPEPENTA SE LENGET ET SESELEBENGIN NENG MGE ENGHEL NE MEY
MELELEKING

"PEKPEK"

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:37 am

ISANG BALIW NA
TUMATAWAG SA NARS

Baliw:May
tao pa ba sa room 28?

Nars:Wla na bakit?

Baliw:Wla,check ko lang
kung nakatakas na ko
Sige Paalam.

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:39 am

Spell cow in 13 words!

-S-E-E H-O-W D-O-B-O-L-Y-U-

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:42 am

Preso 1:Pare tatalon tayo sa bakod para
makatakas tayo.

Preso 2:Ano pang ginagawa tara na!!!(tatalon na sila
ng may mapansin cla)

Preso 2:Pare wlang bakod,Paano tayo tatalon.

Preso
1:Gago! simpleng lang ang solusyon diyan!!
kumuha tayo ng mga hollow
blocks at semento tapos gawin nating bakod at saka tumalon

Preso 2:Ang galing mo pare.

-tanga-

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:44 am

Si Don Pedro nag pacheckup sa doctor kasi
highblood sia. Sinabi ng
Doctor na wag na siyang kakain ng matataba
tulad ng baboy at balat ng
manok. Dapat kumain na lang sia ng mga
lumalangoy tulad ng isda.
Pagkatapos ng isang buwan bumisita ang
Doctor kay Don Pedro. Tinanong ng
Doctor yung katulong kung saan si
Don Pedro.... Sinabi ng katulong na nasa
swimming pool
si Don Pedro. Sabi ng Doctor: “ah nag eehersisyo sa
paglangoy si Don
Pedro”.

Katulong: “D po, tinuturuan yung baboy na
lumangoy”.

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:45 am

saging na kinakain pati balat??

start with
letter T..

-turon-

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by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:50 am

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:50 am

isang gabi!!!

Anak: Inay! Uminom po ako ng Baygon!

Inay: Bakit? Magsu-suicide ka?

Anak: Hindi po! Nakalunok po kasi ako ng buhay na ipis.

Inay: Tanga! Iinom ka ng gamot eh hindi ka pa naghahapunan?!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:54 am

Mhrap sbihin ang "i hate
u"

pti din "im sory"

lalo nmn ang "i luv
u"

pro

pinakamhirap sbihin
ang

"iskibiratsiboop
iskiribabap
bloopikiribitkiribit"

kaw nga?

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:55 am

Kapag umiiyak ang baby, i PAMPERS mo!

Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i KIMBIES mo!

Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y, i HUGGIES mo na!!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:56 am

Reporter: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano
na po ang next step ninyo?
Police: DNA na...
Reporter: Sir, ano po yung DNA?

Police: Di Namin Alam.

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:57 am

TEACHER:JUAN SAGUTIN MO ANG TANONG KO...KUNG AKO AY MAY LIMANG ANAK
SA UNANG ASAWA AT SA PANGALAWA AY LIMA ULIT,KAYA MERON AKONG???

JUAN:MARON KAYONG TAGLAY NA KALANDIAN MAM!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:59 am

NO ID NO ENTRY

Questiom: Bakit ang sign na: NO ID NO ENTRY na nakikita sa mga
school ay hindi tinitagalog?

Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK...........

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:01 am

"pinapaikot mo lang ako

Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang

patayin mo nalang ako"

-electric fan-

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:03 am

may 3 magkakaibigang nag-uusap usap!

Juan: Alam nio ba ung asawa ko nung buntis, mahilig manuod nung lord of
the rings and the twin towers, 2loy ung anak nmin eh nging twins

Pedro: Ung asawa ko nung buntis, mahilig manuod ng three musketeers,
2loy ung a...nak nmin nging triplets

Juan: Oh kulas bket ka kabado??

Kulas: Ehh kc ung asawa ko buntis, mhilig manuod ng 300!!!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:04 am

"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"

-kili-kili-

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:05 am

Anak: tay, nagtambling po ako sa school kanina!

Tay: naku anak, wag kang tatambling sa school, baka makita yung panty
mo!

Anak: wag po kayong magalala! tinago ko po yung panty ko sa bag!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:06 am

MARK T.: Itay, hindi ako makaiskor sa syota ko dahil ‘yung panty
niya, may nakalagay na NO TRESPASSING, PRIVATE PROPERTY.

Tatay: Lagyan mo ‘yung brief mo ng DEMOLITION TEAM.

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:08 am

misis1:lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl

misis2:o sige game ako jan!
nakita ni misis1 c mister

misis1:helllo boy pwede ka ba ngaun?

mister:ayoko nga sayo kamukha mo misis ko!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:09 am

Intsik: Patay punta sa heaven, asks St. Peter: “ Ano dyan sa
kabila?”

St. Peter: “Wala, impyerno. Super init!!”

Intsik: “Lipat ako dun.”

St. Peter: “Ha! Bakit?!”

Intsik: Ako benta ice water.

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:10 am

may tatlong magkakaibigan na nag uusap

juan-wow anganda naman nung sasakyan

pedro-siguro sa mayor yan

kulas-hindi yan sa mayor sa pari yan tignan niyo SAFARI!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:12 am

okay class picture muna tau ngaun......Pra balang araw ssbhn ni0..Uy
c Juan,d0ct0r n!Uy c Maria, nUrsE n!Uy c Pedr0,lawyer n...

(c PEDRO sumabat..)

Pedr0:Uy c Mam PatAy na....

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:23 am

Teacher: who among you had experienced habing
SEX with a ghost???

pedro raised his hand.

Teacher: Really???!!! how
does it feel to have sex with a ghost??

pedro: ay puta!!! akala ko
GOATS!!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:25 am

anak; tay ang damot ng kaklase ko hinde ako
inimbitahan sa burol ng tatay niya..hinde tuloy ako nakakain ng boy
bawang.

hayaan mo tay kapag ikaw naman ang namatay hinde ko rin sya
iimbitahan ha..akala nya!!!

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:28 am

Wife:Hon Pakifix nmn ilaw ntn sa
labas.

Husband:Hello Electrician ba ako?

Wife:Eh d paki gwa na ln hagdan
ntin

Husband:Hello Karpintero ba ako?

Umalis c Husband.Pgbalik gwa na
lhat ng sira sa bahay.Tnnong nya c Wife kng cno gumwa ng trbho

Wife:kc
knina A man saw me crying sbi q dmi sira d2 s bhay so he offered 2 help n
ex...change of either sex or bake aq
cake.

Husband:So pinag bake mo siya ng cake

Wife:Hello.Baker ba ako?

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Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:29 am

a couple had 3kids named somebody, nobody and
crazy.

nobody was the favorite. somebody was jeloused, so he killed
nobody.

crazy saw what happened, then he called the cops & said...
"hello police? somebody called nobody!" the cop said..

"are you crazy
?!" he said .. "yes, i'm crazy".

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