by tamahomelove Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:52 pm
jenny:madam,magpapa
hula po ako
madam:magingat ka ngaun..
wag na wag kang
ppunta sa zoo..
wag na wag kang lalapit sa
ahas,dhil mortal
nilang kaaway ang mga
UNGGOY!!!!!
HEHEHEHEH....
+111
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FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
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tamahomelove- Member
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Join date : 12/06/2010
jenny:madam,magpapa
hula po ako
madam:magingat ka ngaun..
wag na wag kang
ppunta sa zoo..
wag na wag kang lalapit sa
ahas,dhil mortal
nilang kaaway ang mga
UNGGOY!!!!!
HEHEHEHEH....
tamahomelove- Member
- Posts : 41
Reputation : 11
Join date : 12/06/2010
SA OPERATION ROOM...
pasyente:dok,ninenerbyos po ako.,..
first operation ko po to....
doktor:alam ko yang nararamdaman mo...
dhil ikw ang una kong
PASYENTE!!!!!
pasyente:dok,ninenerbyos po ako.,..
first operation ko po to....
doktor:alam ko yang nararamdaman mo...
dhil ikw ang una kong
PASYENTE!!!!!
uchihasasuke10- Member
- Posts : 9
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Join date : 19/06/2010
3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...
tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog
(bumaba si tanga 3)
tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!
tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog
(bumaba si tanga 3)
tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Amo: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!
nakakuha ng katapat si inday!!!
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!
nakakuha ng katapat si inday!!!
uchihasasuke10- Member
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hindi lahat ng batang nakabag ay nagaaral..
ung iba..
naglalakwatsa lang..
tulad ni...
DORA ang lakwatserang negra...
ung iba..
naglalakwatsa lang..
tulad ni...
DORA ang lakwatserang negra...
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Presidential candidates
Manny villar - tondo boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i wer a boy
Manny villar - tondo boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i wer a boy
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Mom: doc ano gagawin ko sa anak ko ang liit ng ari nia?
Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cake
kinabukasan ng luto ng 10 hotcake si mommy
Anak: wow daming hot cake
Mom: hep hep.. tatlo lang ang sau dyan.. sa daddy mo ang pito
Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cake
kinabukasan ng luto ng 10 hotcake si mommy
Anak: wow daming hot cake
Mom: hep hep.. tatlo lang ang sau dyan.. sa daddy mo ang pito
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Alam mo miss na kita, kaso siya naman miss mo! lam mo mahal kita, kaso siya rin mahal mo! Siya na lang lagi! Kahit nasasaktan ka niya okay lang kasi mahal mo siya! Ang tanga mo no, parang ako!
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Bakit ganito ang nararamdaman ko, sabi ko okay lang, kahit wala ka, kaya ko. sabi ko tigilan mo na ko dahil kaya kong wala ka. sabi ko walang kwenta sa kin ang nangyari sa tin...pero bakit ang sakit sakit ng nararamdaman ng puso kong nangungulila dahil sayo...bakit mahal pa rin kita?
uchihasasuke10- Member
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Ito na siguro ang pinakahihintay kong araw...masasabi ko na yung bagay na gusto kong mangyari..matagal din akong naghintay..mahirap, pero nakaya ko! Haaay..sa wakas...... hindi na rin kita mahal!
tamahomelove- Member
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BULAG AT DULING MAGSUSUNTUKAN...
BULAG:hoy duling!!!wag kang magtago saDILIM!!!
DULING:pano ako magtatago eh...
DALAWA KAU!!!!
HEHEHHE
BULAG:hoy duling!!!wag kang magtago saDILIM!!!
DULING:pano ako magtatago eh...
DALAWA KAU!!!!
HEHEHHE
kim_chow25- Member
Posts : 2
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Join date : 17/06/2010
Age : 36
Location : pampanga
Amo: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!
nakakuha ng katapat si inday!!!
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!
nakakuha ng katapat si inday!!!
cutenet26- Member
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Location : Masantol Pamapanga
oyeah.... 
tamahomelove- Member
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nc...nc...
ganyan....post
pa kayu ng marami!!!!
para maraming sumali!!!
hehehehhe!!!1
ganyan....post
pa kayu ng marami!!!!
para maraming sumali!!!
hehehehhe!!!1
tamahomelove- Member
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MAY ISANG LOLONG HINILA ANG
ISANG MAGANDANG DALAGA SA
ISANG TALAHIBAN.....
DALAGA:lolo,kahit mahubaran
nyo ako,alam kong susumpungin
lang kayo ng rayuma nyo1!!
LOLO:watch me,NA FLANAX YATA AKO!!!
ISANG MAGANDANG DALAGA SA
ISANG TALAHIBAN.....
DALAGA:lolo,kahit mahubaran
nyo ako,alam kong susumpungin
lang kayo ng rayuma nyo1!!
LOLO:watch me,NA FLANAX YATA AKO!!!
tamahomelove- Member
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isang araw,may isang demonyong
humarang sa akin...ang savi nya,
kukunin kita kz mabait ka!!!!sabi ko
may mas mabait pa sa akin...
tinuro kita!!!pero tumanggi ang
demonyo sv nya,,,,,
"NAKU!!DI PWEDE SYA!!!BOSS NAMIN YUN!!!!
humarang sa akin...ang savi nya,
kukunin kita kz mabait ka!!!!sabi ko
may mas mabait pa sa akin...
tinuro kita!!!pero tumanggi ang
demonyo sv nya,,,,,
"NAKU!!DI PWEDE SYA!!!BOSS NAMIN YUN!!!!
ipofz- Member
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Age : 35
Location : Malalag, Davao del Sur
i didn't believe in
monsters until i saw
you.
hehehe
then i realized not
all monsters are wicked
and scary, some are
kind hearted and
good looking..
monsters until i saw
you.
hehehe
then i realized not
all monsters are wicked
and scary, some are
kind hearted and
good looking..
arielle_anne- Member
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gusto mo bang maging artista?kung gusto mo ito ang magiging movie mo....
under FPJ production
starting: rudy fernandez also starring:micco sotto,rico yan,halina perez
pamgat: "IKAW NALANG HINIHINTAY"
music by:francis m. composed by: micheal jackson
manager: douglas quijano
naks!mga patay kasama mo
under FPJ production
starting: rudy fernandez also starring:micco sotto,rico yan,halina perez
pamgat: "IKAW NALANG HINIHINTAY"
music by:francis m. composed by: micheal jackson
manager: douglas quijano
naks!mga patay kasama mo
shanty_girl11- Member
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Age : 32
Location : Las Pinas, Manila, Paranaque
deyomornia wrote:ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako
magreply ka!
mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!
hahaha
ang galing nitoh !! pang banat sa bf na di ngrerply !! hahah
kitty_parfait- Member
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BOY:uy member ka ba ng wonderghurlz???
GIRL:huh? baket?
BOY:coz i want nobody,nobody but you!
GIRL:ah..hehe.. sorry 2ne1 ako eh..
BOY:bakit?
GIRL:coz i don't care eh,eh,eh,eh,eh
GIRL:huh? baket?
BOY:coz i want nobody,nobody but you!
GIRL:ah..hehe.. sorry 2ne1 ako eh..
BOY:bakit?
GIRL:coz i don't care eh,eh,eh,eh,eh
kitty_parfait- Member
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kung nsa LRT ka tapos yung katabi mo nakataas ang kili-kili nakita mung maitim ung kili-kili nia....panu mo sa kanya sasabihin???
ikaw: Ms. uling ba deodorant mo???
ikaw: Ms. uling ba deodorant mo???
kitty_parfait- Member
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may mag-asawa...ngongo ung mister nya:)
(ngongo galing sa trabaho)...pagdating sa bahay...
ngongo:tinakpan ung mata ng misis sabay sabi..."nges hu!?"
misis:anung nges hu nges hu??? e ikaw lang naman ngo ngo d2
(ngongo galing sa trabaho)...pagdating sa bahay...
ngongo:tinakpan ung mata ng misis sabay sabi..."nges hu!?"
misis:anung nges hu nges hu??? e ikaw lang naman ngo ngo d2
nuriko104- Member
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ringo- Member
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Join date : 23/07/2010
Age : 35
Location : ph
bOY : niLa2mig qBa??
girL : bkt bi2gyan moq ng jacket??
BOY : hnd nOh! nagyE2LO qC ngipin mOh weh XD
girL : bkt bi2gyan moq ng jacket??
BOY : hnd nOh! nagyE2LO qC ngipin mOh weh XD
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