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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:36 am

    "aanhin naman ang gabi kung wala namang katabi"
    eh may nakarinig


    "eh anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala naman
    nangyayari?" my humirit


    " eh ano naman kung may nangyayari kung wala
    namang nabubuong baby?" eh may affected


    "pano naman makakabuo ng baby
    kung parehas lalaki?" ang pinakamatindi














    "aanhin mo pa ang babae kung m...ukha
    namang lalaki". Razz





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:39 am

    isang araw, may lumapit skn sinampal ako.. at
    sinabing "matauhan ka! hindi kita mahal!" "hindi kita minahal!" at
    "hinding hindi kita mamahalin!" ... naiyak ako .. ang sabi kO "d kita
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:40 am

    @ a bar... Girl: whoever can use the words LIVER
    and CHEESE with style will be my date tonight..





    JUAN: steak that liver
    and melt that cheese on me...





    Pedro: i hate liver but i love cheese as i
    love u...




    KULAS: Hey!!!! you two!! liver alone!! cheese mine!!! dale ni KULAS!!!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:42 am

    Magsyota naglalakad sa park !


    GF: hon, naiihi ako


    BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf
    ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)


    BF:
    Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??





    GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng
    desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:45 am

    pare1: pare, merong cake s gitna ng kalsada oh!
    (lasing)




    pare2: pare, ano kb?!! anong cake?! tae ng baka yan! (xempre
    lasing din...)







    pare1: pare, hindi tae yan!! cake yan!




    pare2: d mo b alam
    pnagkaiba ng cake s tae??!




    pare1: cnabi nang cake yan eh!







    pare2: oh cge
    tikman mo kung cake yan...







    pare1: t@ng!n# pare!! TAE nga!! buti nlng d
    ntn natapakan!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:47 am

    hay grabe, nauuso na talaga ang mga celebrity
    name jokes! Anchor-Tis; Lo waist-Manzano; A friend-“Bata” Reyes;
    Some-Milby; Money-Pacquiao; Sori na-Dalrymple; If-P>J; Its
    hard-Gutierrez; Few-lo Pascual; Tama na! Basta, eto lang masasabi ko.
    Grabe na ka-corny.








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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:48 am

    BOY: miss para kang chicharon


    GIRL: bakit naman?


    BOY: ang sarap mong papakin!




    (bakla umepal)





    BAKLA: ako rin parang
    chicharon!








    BOY: oo! putek ka nkakahighblood ka!



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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:49 am


    Dad: Mabait ba ang
    boyfriend mo?


    Anak: Yes, Daddy.


    Daddy: Maka-Diyos?


    Anak: Sobra Dad.


    Daddy: Nasaan siya?


    Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!



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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:50 am

    Ate: Inday, chinese pasko ah, sinosino ba ikaw
    bati?

    Inday: Ay ati benate ku napu c koya nabate ku na din pu driver
    naten.








    Si sir, babatehen ku uli mamayang gabe.




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:51 am

    Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng
    sucherya!!!

    Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig.
    hindi sucherya tawag dun...

    Anak: ano po??













    Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!






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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:52 am

    Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagat




    Girl: Hon
    anong zodiac sign mo??

    Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo
    muna hon




    .Girl:zodiac sign ko Cancer







    Boy: sa kin Goiter!!!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:53 am

    Girl: Maganda ba ako?

    Boy: Oo, kaya lang,
    Bumbayin ka

    Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah? Tisay yata ito!

    Boy:
    Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:54 am

    Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong SAFEGUARD







    Tindera: (galit na sumigaw) wag kang sumigaw jan!!! hindi ako bingi!!
    anong SIMCARD?








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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:56 am

    my tatlong magkakaibigan na kaluluwas ng Manila.
    naicpan nlng mgcmba... (sa cmbahn..)





    Pari: Cnu ngpako kay kristo sa
    kruz?





    JUAN: mukang sa'ten naktingin ung pari ah..





    Pari: (inulit)Cnu
    nagpako kay kristo sa krus?





    Pedro: uu nga sa'ten nga nakatingin...








    pari: (inulit ulit..)cnu nag pako kay kristo sa krus?








    KULAS:(sumagot.....)
    ala eh!pgdating namen nakapako na yan!!!





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:58 am

    Ang "2rue luv" kpag nwla mhrap ng mktang muli
    ang








    "feelings" kpag nwla mhrap ng iblalik muli








    ang "trust" kpag nabutas
    "baby" ang lalabas......





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:00 am

    isang babaeng nanganak ng isang napakapanget na
    bata ..








    ina: ang batang ito ay isang kayamanan!














    ama: oo nga, tara, ibaon
    natin!




    lang'yang ama!. Razz




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:02 am

    santino nhuli na my kodigo.





    teacher: ano to?




    santino: prayer ko po mam!





    teacher: e bakit answers ang nakasulat?!..





    santino: hala?! cnagot na ni bro ang prayers ko!







    thanks bro!





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:03 am

    ama: kumusta anak ang pag-aaral mo ?

    anak:
    nag-lesson at nag-test po ksmi tungkol sa mga manok..

    ama:ano madali ba
    ?..

    anak: chicken na chicken po!.

    .ama: anung nakuha mong grade?..a

























    nak:
    ITLOG po!!..






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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:05 am

    SM, Simpleng Manyak...

    Mister umuwi galing
    trabaho..


    Misis: O bakit ka may black eye! dalawa pa


    Mister: E kasi yung
    babae dun sa Mall eh! nanapak!


    Misis: Anu ba gnawa mo?


    Mister: Nakita
    ko kasi sya na nakaipit yung skirt nya sa gitna nang pwet nya.. yun
    hinila ko! tapos sinapak ako


    Misis: Nge, e bat dalawa black eye mo?......


    Mister: akala ko kasi gusto nya nakaipit eh kaya sinuksok ko Uli!





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:08 am

    Part1.





    Estudyante: mama bayad!

    Driver: san
    galing?

    Estudyante: sakin!


    Driver: (gago 2 a) san papunta?


    Estudyante:
    edi sau! tanga!







    Part 2.








    Estudyante: mama bayad.


    Driver: san galing?


    Estudyante: sa bulsa ko!


    Driver: hindi, san sumakay?


    Estudyante: edi sa
    jip nio!


    Driver: (loko 2 ah bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)








    Part...3.







    Estudyante: oh manong, kulang 2 ah? magkano ba Quiapo?














    Driver: bakit?
    bibilhin mo?





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:10 am

    an american threw a cellphone to d sea.


    PiNOY: o
    sayang!


    AMERiCAN: der r lots of cellphones in america.


    japanese also
    threw his laptop 2 da sea!


    PiNOY: wat da!


    JAPANESE: der r lots of laptop
    in japan








    (pinoy is silent because he has nothing to brag abwt)










    den a
    korean came 2 join dem.








    pinoy pushed korean 2 d sea.








    EVERYBO...DY:
    omg! y did u push him?












































    PiNOY: it's ok, der r lots of korean in
    philippines




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:11 am

    ♥️ Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets. ♥️


    Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?


    ♥️
    Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:12 am

    Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken
    bone!"


    Doc: "Is it choking?"


    Erap: "No, it is Max's."


    Doc: "I don't mean
    'Chow King', I mean, are you choking..."


    Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako,
    Doc!"





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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:13 am

    Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng
    may aso...







    Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?




    Babae: Aso ito hindi
    baboy!







    Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! '




    Yong aso ang kausap ko! ...



















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    Post by darkside808FAQ Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:15 am

    A black baby is given a pair of wings by a
    fairy.


    The baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?"


    fairy laughs, "of
    course not!!!!


    negrang to!!!.














    ambisyosa! paniki ka!!!"





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