by wat s similarity between panty & sky?
sky covers d whole population..
& Panty Covers d source of population!
sky covers d whole population..
& Panty Covers d source of population!
+111
joncarlo27
kentoii neii
ann19marg
ryanguballa123
dhinz13
acosikhikai
danielle
crisbaidiango
ClyDhel
maeloren
Lovelyjoy Rosales
jason143
clemenz23
johnus
dayann
kj_24_kj
coolet
♥♥keyt♥♥
Sensai
JOKER
soxializta*09
Aiaj13
big_Byte
ringo
nuriko104
kitty_parfait
shanty_girl11
arielle_anne
ipofz
kim_chow25
uchihasasuke10
tamahomelove
-jocylicious-
bheatotxzh
iyah khin mhie mhie
cutenet26
J3J3Gurl09
royman1234
bAby lOVe
mreow!
kj_13th
lonelygirlhannah027
melvinoyoma
katawa
-atta_girl-
inamorata
pototoy
markbugz05
redspy09q@yahoo.com
clarkz
yanyan
dukman
_HEAVENMINE_
coolalbert
Xxkarlo_rosalxX
aQua05
...sHiAoxee...
gkhatcee
lonelyguy92
Deathgod L
violet
ms.iHEARTgreen
tazexe
username12909
kittynaj
rhowenmantua
XxmegumixX
adikdota_30
Secretkurt
-ryusatsujenken-
xoxo_dhine
adek25
lhadyCYRAX
chelle143-jochelle
princexsz
master_2009
mAuiAndxAng
darkside808FAQ
Miss_Anne
ushirima tenko
kalikotert
crys3r
♥KoRniKO♥
napster
ac
swastika
jackyfermo
zero26sai
blorry
wizKetiwiz
MrKhuletz12
maria anjanette
geegee
kyleXY
beng
thepunks2231
morpheus
lady_yasha
funny_maker
chupolski
caizr
jackass_04
markyboy17
XaviEr099
shayneMeLab
no1caresme101
trite0716
lPride22
†pEpih†
cel
deyomornia
115 posters
FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
Poll
Do you like the quotes?
- [ 1793 ]
[47%]
- [ 1230 ]
- [32%]
- [ 128 ]
- [3%]
- [ 315 ]
- [8%]
- [ 135 ]
- [4%]
- [ 67 ]
- [2%]
- [ 129 ]
- [3%]
Total Votes: 3797
Poll closed
Poll closed
kalikotert- Forum Moderator
Posts : 285
Reputation : 22
Join date : 07/03/2010
Age : 31
kalikotert- Forum Moderator
- Posts : 285
Reputation : 22
Join date : 07/03/2010
Age : 31
a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
finger in2 barman's mouth.
Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.
Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
hahahaha!!!
finger in2 barman's mouth.
Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.
Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
hahahaha!!!
kalikotert- Forum Moderator
- Posts : 285
Reputation : 22
Join date : 07/03/2010
Age : 31
"You cannot taste me..
Unless you take of my dress"
-banana
Unless you take of my dress"
-banana
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
bakla ginahasa--tuwang tuwa
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
buntis sinak-sak
-bata nakailag!
-bata nakailag!
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
barko nalunod
di nakatiis
-lumotang!
di nakatiis
-lumotang!
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
bahay na walang hagdaan
-inakyat!
-inakyat!
princexsz- Member
- Posts : 1
Reputation : 10
Join date : 24/03/2010
darkside808FAQ wrote:bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??
mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan……
bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!!
mommy:anu un anak??
bata: 1. I’m batman!! 2. In the trash can 3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,! 4.One more time!
maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaki...ng galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas
lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name??
bata:I’m batman!
lalaki:Where do you live?
bata:In the trash can!
lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!!
bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby! (SINAPAK NA SYA)
bata:one more time!!..
-gGo
gNdA !!! hehehe
chelle143-jochelle- Member
Posts : 18
Reputation : 10
Join date : 24/03/2010
Age : 29
Location : davao city
BOY:hayop ka!ginawa mo akung tau-tauhan sa sakahan!
pero sahod o hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sinong mgpapakain ng pamilya kuh,ikaw????
AMO:inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo....
BOY:animal you!person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! if i die,who will eat my family,you????
pero sahod o hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sinong mgpapakain ng pamilya kuh,ikaw????
AMO:inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo....
BOY:animal you!person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! if i die,who will eat my family,you????
kalikotert- Forum Moderator
- Posts : 285
Reputation : 22
Join date : 07/03/2010
Age : 31
LOVER'S QUARREL:
gf: bwct ka!!
bf: bwct ka rin!!
gf: panget!!
bf: ganda mo???
gf: oo tlga!!
bf: oh e2 salamin!! mgsawa ka hanggang makita mo ang katotohanan!!!
gf: kng d pala ako mganda, bkt mo ko niligawan?!
bf: kc mahal kita!! ee bkit mo ako cnagot?!!
gf: kc mahal din kita!! bkit ba??!
bf: ala!! ok fine!! nyt!! iloveyou!!!
gf: ok watever!!! iloveyou too!!!!
- an cute mg awai.. hahaha
gf: bwct ka!!
bf: bwct ka rin!!
gf: panget!!
bf: ganda mo???
gf: oo tlga!!
bf: oh e2 salamin!! mgsawa ka hanggang makita mo ang katotohanan!!!
gf: kng d pala ako mganda, bkt mo ko niligawan?!
bf: kc mahal kita!! ee bkit mo ako cnagot?!!
gf: kc mahal din kita!! bkit ba??!
bf: ala!! ok fine!! nyt!! iloveyou!!!
gf: ok watever!!! iloveyou too!!!!
- an cute mg awai.. hahaha
mAuiAndxAng- Member
- Posts : 8
Reputation : 10
Join date : 22/03/2010
BOY smiling to a girl ..
GIRL: Bakit ka nkangiti jan?
BOY: wla naman , kamukha mu kxe yung pang limang GF ku ee ..
GIRL: ilan nb nging GF mu?
BOY: apat ..
GIRL: Bakit ka nkangiti jan?
BOY: wla naman , kamukha mu kxe yung pang limang GF ku ee ..
GIRL: ilan nb nging GF mu?
BOY: apat ..
mAuiAndxAng- Member
- Posts : 8
Reputation : 10
Join date : 22/03/2010
GURO: Juan bkit mu lging nilalawayan ang ulo mu 2wing may klase tyu?
JUAN: Narinig ku kxe cnbi ni nanay kay tatay kgabi na basain ng laway ang ulo kapag ayaw pumasok ee ..
JUAN: Narinig ku kxe cnbi ni nanay kay tatay kgabi na basain ng laway ang ulo kapag ayaw pumasok ee ..
mAuiAndxAng- Member
- Posts : 8
Reputation : 10
Join date : 22/03/2010
PARI: Itong puting kandila ang sisindihan ng mga dalaga't binata pra makakita ng tunay na pag-ibig ..
Pula pra sa mga may asawa pra tumagal ang pag-ibig ..
Blue pra sa mga balo pra makakita ng bagong pag-ibig ..
MGA BADING: ee kami father anu sisindihan nmin?
PARI: magsindi kyo ng katol pra ndi kyo lamokin kakahintay ng pag-ibig ..
Pula pra sa mga may asawa pra tumagal ang pag-ibig ..
Blue pra sa mga balo pra makakita ng bagong pag-ibig ..
MGA BADING: ee kami father anu sisindihan nmin?
PARI: magsindi kyo ng katol pra ndi kyo lamokin kakahintay ng pag-ibig ..
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
i kip on telling my frendz about u.
. how u tok, how u laf,
how uv touched my life..
then dey asked .."san b makakahanap ng isang 2lad nya?"
i answrd:
"mandaluyong loob, unang ward sa kanan!"
hahaha!
. how u tok, how u laf,
how uv touched my life..
then dey asked .."san b makakahanap ng isang 2lad nya?"
i answrd:
"mandaluyong loob, unang ward sa kanan!"
hahaha!
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
"Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos"
- winnie d' pooh
- winnie d' pooh
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
"Bakit ba lagi mo na lang akong kinakalabit? Lagi mo na lang akong niyayakap? DAhil ba may curve and body ako? Ang maniac niyong lahat!"
- gitara
- gitara
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
Husband: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?
Wife: department store na!
Husband: ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: ang trickad?
Wife: taxi na!
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: lima na!
HAHAHAHa
Wife: department store na!
Husband: ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: ang trickad?
Wife: taxi na!
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: lima na!
HAHAHAHa
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
I dreamed of you last night,
naka upo ka sa tabi ng ilog, sad and alone
and mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita
at yayakapin,
pero bigla ka tumayo,
at nag punas ng pwet!
HEHEHEHE BAD!!!
naka upo ka sa tabi ng ilog, sad and alone
and mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita
at yayakapin,
pero bigla ka tumayo,
at nag punas ng pwet!
HEHEHEHE BAD!!!
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
Madre: ano apelyido mo iho?
Sakristan: Alam nyo na po yun sister! lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan..
Madre: Susme! BAYAG apelyido mo?
Sakristan: Sister naman…
ROSARIO po!!
CCHhArroT!! haha
Sakristan: Alam nyo na po yun sister! lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan..
Madre: Susme! BAYAG apelyido mo?
Sakristan: Sister naman…
ROSARIO po!!
CCHhArroT!! haha
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”.
Host Edu Manzano asked:
“Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?”
Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”
hahaha
Host Edu Manzano asked:
“Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?”
Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”
hahaha
kalikotert- Forum Moderator
- Posts : 285
Reputation : 22
Join date : 07/03/2010
Age : 31
i want to kiss the HOTTEST person on earth..
but..
my lips can't reach my cheeks
but..
my lips can't reach my cheeks
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
BOY 1: pare, alm mo ba napagalitan ako sa
school ko?
BOY 2: eh? bkt naman?
BOY 1: hinalikan ko kc classmate ko eh!!
BOY 2: wow, ayos ka pare, masarap ba??
BOY 1: oo naman!! alam mo ang gwapo gwapo nya!!!,,,
hahahahhahaha.....
school ko?
BOY 2: eh? bkt naman?
BOY 1: hinalikan ko kc classmate ko eh!!
BOY 2: wow, ayos ka pare, masarap ba??
BOY 1: oo naman!! alam mo ang gwapo gwapo nya!!!,,,
hahahahhahaha.....
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
--Miguel: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
--Miguel: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...
--Miguel: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
--Miguel: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...
lhadyCYRAX- Member
- Posts : 10
Reputation : 10
Join date : 30/03/2010
Age : 30
ang pogi ni sir,
anu kaya ang gagawin
ko para mapansin nia akuh?
ahh!! alam ko na!!
ilalagay ko sa mesa ang panty kuh..
Sir: kaninong panty ito?
girl: akin po (kilig xia)
Sir: may tae...
*ouch.. laking pahiya nun
anu kaya ang gagawin
ko para mapansin nia akuh?
ahh!! alam ko na!!
ilalagay ko sa mesa ang panty kuh..
Sir: kaninong panty ito?
girl: akin po (kilig xia)
Sir: may tae...
*ouch.. laking pahiya nun
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
TEXT MESSAGE:
I’m here at the dermatologist.
Malala na pala ang sakit ko
I have a CUTE FACE problem…
RESPONSE: Hindi kaya kailangan mo na rin, Ng HEARING AID? I think your derma was saying You have ACUTE FACE PROBLEM…. Hehehehe
RESPONSE: Hindi kaya kailangan mo na rin, Ng HEARING AID? I think your derma was saying You have ACUTE FACE PROBLEM…. Hehehehe
|
|
|