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    Post by lloydy123 Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:09 pm

    Teacher: why are u talking during my discussion?
    Student: then, why are teaching during my conversation?
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    Post by lloydy123 Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:11 pm

    TANONG:

    Kailan ba nagiging masaya ang pagiging SINGLE?

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    SAGOT:

    Kapag alam mong SINGLE din ang taong gusto mo.
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    Post by raven_roth@epal.com Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:44 am

    bakalbote: BAKALBOTE!!!!! BAKALBOTE!!!!!
    boy : BUMIBILI PO KEU NG PLASTIC?
    bakalbote: OO...
    boy : BAT DI NYO SINISIGAW!?
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    Post by raven_roth@epal.com Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:51 am

    .....USAPANG MATINO........
    TAY: anak, kung kapag bagsak sa exam nyo.... kalimutan mo nang may ama ka...
    ANAK: OPO!
    MATAPOS ANG EXAM..........
    TAY: kamusta exam anak?
    ANAK: Hu u?
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    Post by raven_roth@epal.com Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:03 am

    sa bus.... may holdaper....
    holdaper: IBIGAY NYO SAKEN LHAT NG PERA NIO!!!!! AT ANG LHAT NG BABAE SA BUS NA TO
    RERAPE IN KO!!!
    madre : maawa ho kayo sa amin! ako.. ako na lang po ang rape in nyo!!
    pokpok : weeeehhh!! epal! lahat nga daw weh!
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    Post by raven_roth@epal.com Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:37 am

    Teacher : Riza, kung ako ay may 5 dilaw na holen, 24 na asul at 16 na pula ako ay may?
    Riza: 45 na holen po ma'am!
    teacher: o ikaw pedro alyas juan tamad, kung ako ay may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 10 sa pangalawa at 15 sa pangatlo... ako ay may?
    Pedro: kalandian ! isa kang karengkeng ma'am!
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    Post by angie Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:20 pm

    nice...
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    Post by kyuzaki.blue Tue May 15, 2012 11:55 pm

    eLow pOh ! Smile
    bagO pah meh d2 !..
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    Post by protoken Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:38 am

    HELLO!!Bago po ako d2 Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Basketball
    lol!
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    Post by protoken Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:42 am

    Pedro:anu ulam niu?

    Juan:Blanched green leafy vegie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted seafood!.

    Pedro:Wow!! ang sarap nman nun.! anu un??

    Juan:Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.Kayo,,anu ulam niu??

    Pedro:Fish Fillet de El niño!

    Juan:Sosyal! Ano yun?

    Pedro: Tuyo!

    Hahaha!
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    Post by protoken Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:46 am

    Bokot gonoto nongyoyoro so kobord ko? poRo lottor "O" ong lomolobos !! SoOn ko koyo pwodo opooyOs to?? Tolongon mo NoMoN oko! oH!,bokot homohobo ong nGoso Mo..?
    ha,ha,ha cguro nanunulis na ung nguso mo kakabasa noh?hahaha
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    Post by protoken Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:51 am

    isang batang lalaki nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan

    pari:bkt hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?

    bata:kc po bka mwala yung bike ko.

    pari:wag kang mag-alala ang espirito santo ang magbabantay ng bike mo.

    (pumasok na sila sa simbahan)

    pari:marunong ka ba magdasal?

    bata:opo.sa ngalan ng ama,ng anak, AMEN.

    pari:kulang ata. nasan ung espiritu santo?

    bata:nasa labas po,binabantayan ung bike ko..
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    Post by *SIMFATICA Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:19 pm

    hello po <-----newbie lol!
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    Post by Antok_Antik Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:27 pm

    newbie..
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    Post by lady_yasha Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:18 pm

    ka gawpo na san ehhhh kumembot... petikss


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    Post by lady_yasha Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:42 pm



    DIWATA: ano ang iyong kahilingan....????


    PANGIT: nakikita mo ba ang mapang ito???
    dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito at sa babaeng nakalaan sa akin...



    DIWATA: paumanhin, hanggang dito lamang sa pilipinas
    ang nasasaklawan ng kapangyarihan ko. iba na lang ang hinlingin mo...




    PANGIT: sige, maging normal na tao ka nalang at pakasalan mo ako.....




    DIWATA: Patingin nga ng punyetang mapang yan!!!!!!!!!
    at baka magawan ko pa ng paraan!!


    Smile




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    Post by lady_yasha Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:44 pm




    kapag hindi na nag paramdam ang mahal mo, patay na yun.....



    patay na patay na sa iba,, sumalangit nawa nag malanding kaluluwa....

    Very Happy

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    Post by cyberblack Wed May 29, 2013 2:47 pm

    Hi poh..bago pi ako rito.... Very Happy
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    Post by deedee_yhuckx Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:48 am

    --
    heLLo poh , baguhan Lng acu , basa2x na Lng muna^^,What a Face
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    Post by iliketexting Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:43 pm

    Boy: May bf ka ba ?
    Girl: Oo Bakit ?
    Boy: Loko ka ah ! papa mo toh ! lagot ka sakin pag uwi mo.

    MAY Nag text ul8 na ibang number...


    Boy: may bf ka?
    Girl: wla no. wla pa sa isip ko yan...
    Boy: ah ganun, bf mo to sinaktan mo na naman ako . Sad
    Girl: Sorry babe. i love you akala ko kasi ikaw si papa e.
    Boy: papa mo nga to ! lagot ka tlga mamaya paguwi mo !!!

    lol!  lol!  lol! 
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    Post by iliketexting Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:04 pm

    post nyu po number sa cp nyu po hanap lg katext mate tapos pasa pasa po tau ng mga jokes at quotes be friendly po tnx.
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    Post by Louiseviolet Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:59 pm

    *Ang TSINELAS daw ay parang -TRue LOVE-


     Gaano man
     karami ang
     SApat0s M0h,
     Pag-uwi moh..
     TSINELAS pa
     din ang
     HAhanapin MO


     'Parang Ikaw!
     gaan0 man
     karami Ang
     KATXT ko



    -REPLY mo parin HinaHanap KO!


    GO00000d Eves.!Smile
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    Post by Louiseviolet Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:00 pm

    09235203933-Sun

    # Ko po ean GUs2 ko Po talaGa MG KAroon NG maraming Jokes @ qoutes.. Very Happy
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    Post by Louiseviolet Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:06 pm

    "Sa simpleng araw namimiss kta.

    Sa simpleng 0ras iniisip kta.

    Sa simpleng Minut0
    hinahanap ka.



    Salamat....
    Kse xa smpleng bnuhay k0
    Nakilala ko ang Isang
    Simpleng Tulad m0..


    #FindingTXTm8
    #boRed
    Pwedi Pakipasa KAhit konting JOkes sa # na i2?
    09235203933    Question 
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    Post by Darkangel017 Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:05 pm

    [quote="akatsuki"]
    elai_elai20 wrote:elow poh !! im new here !!  Razz
    elow poewh.. taga san kah?
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    hai
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