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    angie
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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:17 pm

    minsan ang love prang ibon..
    kailangan pakawalan, kailangan palayain..
    babalik un kung sau.. pero kung hindi,
    hayaan mo na bka mas MASAYA sya s twit-twit ng IBA!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:18 pm

    mhlaga dn pla n pminsan mnsn eh d tau ngttxt,
    hindi ngka2usap, at least ngka2roon ng
    gamit at kahulugan ang mga salitang..
    "uy! miss n kta! tkecre!"

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:21 pm

    if im an ANT, pu2nta ko s arms mo,
    kkgatin kta as hard as i can ,
    cyempre pptayin moko,
    den as my poor soul rises 2 heaven il whisper 2 ur ears,
    "sori ha, namis lng kc kita!"

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:23 pm

    minsan tntanong ko s sarili ko,
    bkit nakila2 kta, bkit nkasundo kta,
    bkit naging kaibign kta..
    alam ko n ang sagot..
    simple lng.. "kc may TOYO k 2lad ko"..

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:23 pm

    n2ral lng s kaibigan ang mag-alala,
    n2ral lang maglambing s kanya..
    n2ral lng ang mmis mo xa..
    e ang ma inlove s kanya, n2ral p b?

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    Post by departed on Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:59 pm

    . .nC ^_^ lol!

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    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:06 pm

    GMA n her family riding an

    airpLane

    GMA: Wht if I throw 1 check

    wrth a million pesos out of d

    window 2 make at least 1 PiLipino

    hapi?

    Mike A: Honey , why nt throw

    2 cheks worth half a million

    pesos 2 make 2 Pilipinos

    hapi?

    Luli A: Mom, y not throw 4

    cheks wrth quarter of a

    million 2 make 4 Plpinos

    hapi?

    Fnaly her grnddaughter

    spoke: Grandma, y nt simply

    THROW YOURSELF out of d

    window 2 make ALL PiLipinos

    hapi?

    Ganun?!

    ....TAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Very Happy

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    Post by senyorita on Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:12 pm

    hi guys,,gud eve 2 all.... Wink

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    Post by jonel23 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:38 am

    nanay: anak tandaan mo pag bumagsak ka sa exam mo kalimutan mo na may ina ka"""

    (pagkatapos ng exam)

    nanay:kumusta ang exam?

    anak: sino ka?

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by crazydreamer_0321 on Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:12 pm

    Dear Bagyo,
    ...
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    ....
    Lumayas ka na muna ngayon please?
    .
    .

    Bumalik ka nalang sa Miyerkules, Kahit hanggang Biyernes ka pa! Very Happy

    nagmamahal,

    - Mga Estudyante Smile

    love ur qouts cheers

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    Post by crazydreamer_0321 on Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:42 pm

    -- Ang isang tunay na kaibigan parang gamit...
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    .
    .
    .

    Yung iba PAYONG,
    panangga sa pangit
    na panahon;

    Yung iba RULER,
    nagtutuwid ng
    kabaluktutan;

    Yung iba PAMBURA,
    tumutulong makalimot
    sa nakaraang ayaw balikan;

    meron pang TSINELAS,
    sinasalo lahat ng
    bubog wag ka
    lang masaktan.

    di mo man makita
    sarili mo sa mga yan,
    may natitira pa--

    KAHOY simple lang
    pero atleast
    walang kaplastikan.

    gud aftiee Laughing

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    Post by angie on Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:59 pm

    ahahahahaha nka2katawa lol!

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    Post by Sweet XD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:14 pm

    NICE ONE =>>>!!!!!! Razz

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    Post by Sweet XD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:25 pm

    Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
    God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
    The first cop says: "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."
    The second police officer says: "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."
    The last cop replies: "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"



    WAAAHHH....BRIGHT

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    Post by Sweet XD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:27 pm

    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



    TAMAAAAA!!!!! Mad

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    Post by Sweet XD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:33 pm

    INTERPRITER

    Kinuha ng Pari si Juan as interpriter…………
    Pari:The lord was crucified between 2 rubbers.
    Juan:Ang Hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng 2 goma.
    Pari:We need to sacrifice.
    Juan:Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.
    Pari:If we do not repent.
    Juan:Kapag hindi natin pininturahan muli.
    Pari:The wrath of God will come upon u.
    Juan:Ang mga daga nang diyos ay pupunta sau..
    Pari:Well well well Juan:Balon balon balon

    Basketball

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    Post by Sweet XD on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:34 pm

    famous lines

    Posted on 08 October 2011

    famous lines….
    girl: pustiso ka ba? . . .
    boy: bakit? . . .
    girl: i can’t smile without you… . . .
    boy: woooh,… luma na ‘yan. baduy pa… . . .
    girl: eh ano bago? . . .
    boy: bagoong ka ba? . . .
    girl: dahil mangga ka bagoong ako,.. bagay tayo? . . .
    boy: hindi,…. . . . girl: eh ano? . . . boy: mabantot ka eh….


    Question

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    Post by comarion012 on Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:07 pm

    Do you want to earn money just add me on facebook search nyo po Marion Co igguide ko po kayo kung panu kumita ng pera sa internet! thanks and godbless

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    Post by glenn on Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:09 am

    santa bago palang ako d2 santa isang araw may lalake nag tanong na anong oras sabi ng tinanong nya nag bakasyun lang ako d2 lol!

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    Post by akatsuki on Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:11 pm

    elai_elai20 wrote:elow poh !! im new here !! Razz
    elow poewh.. taga san kah?

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    Post by lloydy123 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:30 pm

    oy: alam nyo ang kukulit nyong mga babae
    Girl: Bakit?_
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    Boy: kase hindi kayo mapakali sa isip naming mga lalaki.



    Boy: mantya ka ba ?
    Girl: Bakit?
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    Boy: ang hirap mong tanggalin sa puso koh!



    Boy: dont be scared kung lahat ng nakita mo red!!

    Girl: Bakit?_
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    Boy: kase nadito kalang sa puso koh



    BOY:sana I.D ka nalang

    GIRL:bakit?

    BOY:para kung mawala ka man alam nila AKIN KA



    BOY:maliligo kna ba ?

    GRIL: mamaya pa bkit. ?

    BOY : Pag Maliligo kna Bili Mko Kung TIket

    Girl : HUH ? Bkit ?

    BOY : Ma Nonood AKo SAyo



    Razz lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by lloydy123 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:32 pm

    Kapag nagyelo ang cellphone mo,
    nasa Alaska ka na.

    Kapag mainit ang cellphone mo,
    ...nasa Africa ka na.
    ......
    Kapag naglangis,
    nasa Saudi ka na.

    At kapag nawala ang cellphone mo,

    Welcome to the Philippines! Very Happy bounce

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by lloydy123 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:34 pm

    I hav a question

    tanungin nyo ako ng english na nag sisimula sa what tpos dpt ang sgot YES



    Sbihin nyo kung sirit huh




    lol! affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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    Post by ramista23 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:29 pm

    pangit nnanananannaaaaaaaaa

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    Post by ramista23 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:50 pm

    Ang babae

    Juan:ui
    Pedro:di ba ang babae ay nag kakagusto ng lalaki?
    Juan:tatanong ka pang sus alam mo na un
    Pedro: hindi hindi nasa kapehan lamang nagkakape malapot ang lagay ng kape hindi hindi
    Juan:di ba ang babae ang nagkakagusto sa lalaki
    Pedro:u tamu siya rin pala tatanung ka pang hayop kang
    Juan:utoy tao ako hindi hayop
    Pedro:anu ka??????
    Juan:A.B.N.O.R.M.A.L.

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