Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first cop says: "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force." The second police officer says: "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty." The last cop replies: "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"
Kinuha ng Pari si Juan as interpriter………… Pari:The lord was crucified between 2 rubbers. Juan:Ang Hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng 2 goma. Pari:We need to sacrifice. Juan:Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas. Pari:If we do not repent. Juan:Kapag hindi natin pininturahan muli. Pari:The wrath of God will come upon u. Juan:Ang mga daga nang diyos ay pupunta sau.. Pari:Well well well Juan:Balon balon balon
Juan:ui Pedro:di ba ang babae ay nag kakagusto ng lalaki? Juan:tatanong ka pang sus alam mo na un Pedro: hindi hindi nasa kapehan lamang nagkakape malapot ang lagay ng kape hindi hindi Juan:di ba ang babae ang nagkakagusto sa lalaki Pedro:u tamu siya rin pala tatanung ka pang hayop kang Juan:utoy tao ako hindi hayop Pedro:anu ka?????? Juan:A.B.N.O.R.M.A.L.