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    FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by mununun on Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:14 pm


    ‎"kapag tinanong ka ng
    magulang mo kung ano
    npapala mo sa kakainom
    tanong mo rin kung
    ano napapala nila
    ...katatanong"
    bwahahaha

    nranasan mo nba mgmahal
    ng taong hndang tawirin
    ang dagat at mga bundok
    MAIWASAN KA LANG?

    Sa party nilapitan ng
    gwapong lalaki ang 1
    babae...
    Lalaki: sasayaw ka ba?
    Tuwang tuwa ang babae
    na tumayo
    Babae: yes!
    Lalaki: buti naman
    pa upo ha?..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by jackazzzs on Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:26 pm

    1day my isang lalake
    ngpatingin sa doktor..

    doktor:anu po bang problma nt?

    lalake:bak8 po dok pag aku'y umi2num na ngsheshare
    sumasakit po ang aking dibdib pag aku namay sumasama lng
    sa aking mga barkada na nki2pginuman dnmn po sumasakit dok?





    doktor:ah alm kuna ang sakit mu..


    manipis na ang yong baga
    pero ang kapal ng yong pgmumuka...


    lalake: ngeee....

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by jackazzzs on Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:30 pm

    teacher: class kelan pwedeng
    pitasin ang manga?
    pgkulay green ba oh yellow?




    studyante: mam pgtulog na po
    ang my ari...

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by jackazzzs on Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:43 pm

    otyoserong frog: uhmm kawawa nmn 2ng
    nabangang bata...

    polis: ok mga kpatatid manahimik
    muna kau sandali...
    cnu nkakita sa inu
    2ng nabangang bata?

    tanda: aku sir aku sir...

    polis: ah kau po ang nkakita lolo?

    tanda: ay oo sir nkita ku yan
    nabinanga ng motorsiklo...

    polis: nkita nu po ba ung plate # ng motor?

    tanda: ah yes sir nkita ku...

    polis: ah ok sandali po ku2ha aku ng
    bolpen at papel para isulat ang numero nya...

    tanda: ah yes sir..


    polis: anu po ba ang unang numero nya?

    tanda: aaahh for sir...

    polis: anu po su2nod dun?

    tanda: ahh ahh for regestration nmn sir...

    polis: anu anu anu anu?

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:15 am

    elow poh !! im new here !! Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:17 am

    TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?

    ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
    sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
    tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
    bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

    TATAY: (tulala)

    ,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha tongue

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:18 am

    My 2 sister n hnahbol ng rapis until umbot cla s isng kanto...

    Sr1:sister dun k s kaliwa ako nlng papahabol!

    Nkatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. S simbhan..

    Sr2: sister! Bkt wla kang palda!
    Sr1: sinadya kong mgphbol sister!
    Sr2:ano?! Bkt? Sn n ung rapis? Anu ginwa nyo?
    Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
    Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
    Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
    Sr2: nku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??
    Sr1: xempre tumakbo n ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng wlang palda kesa s lalaking nakbba ang pantalon!

    Haha! Kala mu green noh?

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:20 am

    "PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

    ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?

    PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö affraid

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:30 am

    kung ikaw
    ay ice cream..

    wg m0ng
    hayaang
    matunaw ka
    ng hnd ka mn lng
    natitikman..
    hahaha..
    h0w insPiring..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:31 am

    >Sabi ng mga pangit:

    "what is beauty if your brain is empty?"



    ganti ng mga magaganda at gwap0:

    "what is knowledge if your face is damage?"

    * Hahaha!
    Very Happy

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:41 am

    may isang fairy,
    sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa
    niya na maging ngongo!


    Haay..

    nenma lang ango..
    smi ngo "nye maniwaya,
    hinyi aman yon uoo..
    aloohan un nima?" queen

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by elai_elai20 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:44 am

    English Teacher (catching Juan sleeping): Juan! Name me 2 pronouns!
    Juan: Who? Me?
    Englsih Teacher: That is correct! I thought you were not paying attention.

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    nga naman

    Post by ndipede on Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:11 pm

    ang crush, secret lang sa umpisa
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    .
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    pero dahil sa bestfriend kong madaldal LAHAT na naka ALAM
    Suspect Surprised

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by johnus on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:20 am

    Sali puh kau sa Sun Clan

    D2 Txt nyo kung want nyo sumali

    13th Familie Syndicate

    09322222645 yan puh hanapin nyo c johnus
    ...thnk u very much and Good Morning...

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    haha

    Post by ramos on Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:18 pm

    ONE NIGHT..
    I SAW YOU IN THE RAIN..

    NIPALAPIT AQ SAU AT SINABI MONG..

    "LEAVE! I WANT TO BE ALONE!"


    NGUMITI AQ AT SINABING..

    "OH? NAPANO KA? DADAAN LNG AQ PA ENGLLISH-ENGLISH KAPA?!"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by ramos on Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:22 pm

    LAST NIGHT...


    PUMUNTA AQ SA KWARTO AT HUMIGA SA KAMA...


    PINAG MASDAN KO UNG MGA ULAP AT BITUIN...


    ANG GANDA NILANG PAG MASADAN LALO NA PAG MALAMIG ANG HANGIN...


    BIGLA AQNG MAY NAPUNA....


    LANGYA..! NSAN NA UNG KISAME?!



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:19 pm

    Smile


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:06 am

    wow..gnda ng qoutes nyo...

    Smile


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:07 am


    Anak: tay cnu ang mas matalino, Filipino o Amerikano?.

    Tatay: xyempre Amerikano nak.

    Anak: Bakit naman po?.

    Tatay: Kc nak maliliit pa lang cla ang gagaling ng mag inglis...XD


    Smile lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:07 am

    ''d bale ng bobO,
    ikaw nmAn ang laman ng UtaK q''

    ''Aanhin mO pa ang bahay na batO
    qng nkatirA kna xa puso q''

    ''Iutuwid q ang landas mO pra
    xkin ka didiretssO''

    ''gUtOm kb??
    libre kita ng siOmai at hOpia
    sO dat i can SIO-MIA LOVE 4 U
    & HOP-IA LOVE ME 2''

    ''Aq ang mgbabayad ng pg-aaral mO
    bsta ang pg-aaralan mO ay ang MAHALIN aq''

    ''dAlawang beses lg nmn kita gs2ng makasama Eh!
    nOw&forever''


    Smile

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    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:08 am


    little boy: paglaki ko,gus2 q maging basurero.

    little girl: bakit un ang gus2 mo?

    little boy: para aq ang pupulot sau pag bnasura ka ng taong mhal mo!



    Smile

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:09 am

    PITONG KATOTOHANAN SA CRUSH:

    Kapag nandiyan- DEDMA.
    Kapag wala- HINAHANAP.
    Kapag nakatingin- IIWAS
    Kapag hindi nakatingin- TITIGAN HANGGANG MATUNAW.
    Kapag lalapit- NAHIHIYA.
    Kapag aalis- NAGSISISI AT SASABIHING, “BAKIT SIYA UMALIS?”
    At kapag nabasa mo ‘to- NAKAKARELATE ‘KA DI’BA?


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    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:09 am

    Boy: Miss pwde ko bang isanla ung sarili ko sa iyo?..

    Girl: Ha Baket?

    Boy: Para magka Interest ka sa akin..XD


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QOUTES!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:10 am

    bOy:unggOy kba???
    GiRL:bk8??
    BOy:ksi sumasabit ka xa puso q..
    GiRL:che!pahinga ka nga
    bOy:bk8???
    giRL:ksi knina kpa 2matakbo xa isip q..
    bOY:nakz nMan!!mka kuha nga ng hgdaN..
    GiRL:pra sAn??
    bOy:aakyat nq ng ligaw!kw ksi tnitngnan plg kita
    tinatamaan nq..
    GiRL:kw tlga!cge na nga..
    yumukO ka nlg!
    bOy:bk8??
    GirL:pulutin mu nlg pUsO
    nhulOg na rin saU...

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:13 pm

    alone? i'll be ur company..
    afraid? stay behind me..
    sad? i'll make u happy..
    lonely? i'll hug u tightly..
    money? HUG nlang ulit, mas mahigpit!...


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