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FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
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wizKetiwiz- Member
- Posts : 5
Reputation : 10
Join date : 22/02/2010
lady_yasha- VIP member
Posts : 183
Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
if
one
day
i
found
you
crying.....
i
will
never
give
you
a
hug......
or
whipe
your
tears....
instead
i
will
sit
bside
you....
hold
your
hand
&
say.....
TSUPON OH.......
TAHAN NA.....
THE BAR ANG LAMAN NYAN.......
one
day
i
found
you
crying.....
i
will
never
give
you
a
hug......
or
whipe
your
tears....
instead
i
will
sit
bside
you....
hold
your
hand
&
say.....
TSUPON OH.......
TAHAN NA.....
THE BAR ANG LAMAN NYAN.......
blorry- Member
- Posts : 1
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Join date : 20/02/2010
zero26sai- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 26/02/2010
katuwa tlgang basahin tong furoms nyu ^_^
zero26sai- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 26/02/2010
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
zero26sai- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 26/02/2010
My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
zero26sai- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 26/02/2010
Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended."
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended."
jackyfermo- Member
- Posts : 2
Reputation : 10
Join date : 27/02/2010
Hi po! New po ako dito So anyways. Hii. 
Noong unang panahon
Ang dagat ay nagkaalon
At ang tao'y nagkabalbas
At ngayo'y ginamitan niya ng tawas
PEACE LOVE TF SPCP FOREVER \m/
So anyways. Hii. Noong unang panahon
Ang dagat ay nagkaalon
At ang tao'y nagkabalbas
At ngayo'y ginamitan niya ng tawas
PEACE LOVE TF SPCP FOREVER \m/
jackyfermo- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 27/02/2010
When I think of you
I don't know what I should do
You spin me around
and you make shout out loud
.......
Ang ingay mo kasi. Iniisip ko palang ikaw e.
I don't know what I should do
You spin me around
and you make shout out loud
.......
Ang ingay mo kasi. Iniisip ko palang ikaw e.
lady_yasha- VIP member
- Posts : 183
Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
LASING 1: pare syota ko noon ang nanay mo!!!
LASING 2: ( tahimik lang)
LASING 1: nakikinig ka ba pre'...
sabi ko syota ko noon ang NANAY mo......
LASING 2: tama n TAY...... lasing na kayo eh......
........NICE ONE.....
LASING 2: ( tahimik lang)
LASING 1: nakikinig ka ba pre'...
sabi ko syota ko noon ang NANAY mo......
LASING 2: tama n TAY...... lasing na kayo eh......
........NICE ONE.....
lady_yasha- VIP member
- Posts : 183
Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
" why do you keep pulling me back.....
when its better to let me GO!!!!!"
-SIPON..... nagdradrama....
when its better to let me GO!!!!!"
-SIPON..... nagdradrama....
lady_yasha- VIP member
- Posts : 183
Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
aanhin mo pa ang GWAPO...
kung
MASMALANDI naman sayo......
kung
MASMALANDI naman sayo......
lady_yasha- VIP member
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Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
anong sabi ng ipis sa taong humampas ng tsinelas
sa kanya???
IPIS: " wow pare'....
kung makapalo ka, kala mo close tayo ahhh.....
sa kanya???
IPIS: " wow pare'....
kung makapalo ka, kala mo close tayo ahhh.....
lady_yasha- VIP member
- Posts : 183
Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
" ang mga taong diphotogenic at di magawang maging
maganda o gwapo sa picture"
laging suggestion:
WACKY TAYO....
WACKY DALI...
maganda o gwapo sa picture"
laging suggestion:
WACKY TAYO....
WACKY DALI...
lady_yasha- VIP member
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Reputation : 12
Join date : 31/01/2010
Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
AMO: dodong explain mo nga kay inday ang meaning ng 1/2 + 1/2 =1!
DODONG: " like your heart, mine had shatterd to pieces in my desperate search for the love that i rightfully deserve.
I was able to mend the pieces but I missed the significant half,
the half that will complete me, your heart.
now that faith made a brave move...
nakzz... kabog si ma'am.....
tatanong pa kasi......
DODONG: " like your heart, mine had shatterd to pieces in my desperate search for the love that i rightfully deserve.
I was able to mend the pieces but I missed the significant half,
the half that will complete me, your heart.
now that faith made a brave move...
nakzz... kabog si ma'am.....
tatanong pa kasi......
swastika- Member
Posts : 9
Reputation : 10
Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
do u know wat happend last nyt?
in my rum?...
on my bed?...
wen d tym was 2am?...
wen ol oders wer sleeping?...
i was sleeping din..
kggcing ko nga lang eh!
in my rum?...
on my bed?...
wen d tym was 2am?...
wen ol oders wer sleeping?...
i was sleeping din..
kggcing ko nga lang eh!
swastika- Member
- Posts : 9
Reputation : 10
Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
naranasan mo n b makipag-inuman s mahal mo?
ung tipong nalalasing k n
tapos napayakap k s kanya at bumulong cia sau..
"mahal kita..."
nagulat k at ngtanong ..
"ano?"
sumigaw cia ..
"tagay mo na!"
ung tipong nalalasing k n
tapos napayakap k s kanya at bumulong cia sau..
"mahal kita..."
nagulat k at ngtanong ..
"ano?"
sumigaw cia ..
"tagay mo na!"
swastika- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
FACT:
do u know dat those pipol hu laugh with
"hehehe"
are cute?
and pipol hu laugh with
"hahaha"
are intelligent?
wala lang juz 2 let u know lang...
Funny ko? hahaha!
do u know dat those pipol hu laugh with
"hehehe"
are cute?
and pipol hu laugh with
"hahaha"
are intelligent?
wala lang juz 2 let u know lang...
Funny ko? hahaha!
swastika- Member
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Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
Bulag at duling magsusuntukan!!
Bulag: hayop ka duling!!
lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang
magtago sa dilim!!
Duling: in your dreams!!!
bakit ako lalabas eh
dalawa kayo!!!
Bulag: hayop ka duling!!
lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang
magtago sa dilim!!
Duling: in your dreams!!!
bakit ako lalabas eh
dalawa kayo!!!
swastika- Member
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Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
Teacher: Lahat ng tanga dito sa klase tumayo
may isang batang tumayo
Teacher: bakit tanga ka ba?
bata: eh sir.. naaawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi
mayisa lang kayong nakatayo kaya sasamahan ko na lang
kayo para dalawa tayong tanga..
may isang batang tumayo
Teacher: bakit tanga ka ba?
bata: eh sir.. naaawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi
mayisa lang kayong nakatayo kaya sasamahan ko na lang
kayo para dalawa tayong tanga..
swastika- Member
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Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
Advice from dentist:
Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush
Dont let anybody use it..
And change it every month...
Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush
Dont let anybody use it..
And change it every month...
swastika- Member
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Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
Bakit ganun..
sa kama na lang ba
lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo..
each time na pagod ka
im always
here para painitin
ang malalamig mong gabi..
Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao?
kahit minsan lang?
- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)
sa kama na lang ba
lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo..
each time na pagod ka
im always
here para painitin
ang malalamig mong gabi..
Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao?
kahit minsan lang?
- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)
swastika- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
Anak: nay galing ng titser ko.
Nay: bakit namn?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...
Nay: bakit namn?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...
swastika- Member
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Join date : 28/02/2010
Age : 33
Location : C:\Windows
An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospital
dialled canteen
and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!!!"
The voice from the other line said" "You fool!!!
youve dialled
the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?
im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!!"
The intern shouted back " and you know who
are talking to you bitch?"
Chief Nurse: No!
Intern: Thank God!(hung up)
dialled canteen
and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!!!"
The voice from the other line said" "You fool!!!
youve dialled
the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?
im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!!"
The intern shouted back " and you know who
are talking to you bitch?"
Chief Nurse: No!
Intern: Thank God!(hung up)
lady_yasha- VIP member
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Age : 31
Location : Angeles, pampanga
sa isang jeep.....
PASAHERO: manong di pa ba tayo aalis????
DRIVER: maya maya pa.... wala pang laman......
PASAHERO: ano tawag nyo sakin...???
SABAW???????
PASAHERO: manong di pa ba tayo aalis????
DRIVER: maya maya pa.... wala pang laman......
PASAHERO: ano tawag nyo sakin...???
SABAW???????
