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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:22 pm

    Every relationships starts with
    " SIYA NA TALAGA, IBANG-IBA
    SIYA "
    And ends with
    " PARE-PAREHO LANG SILA "...
    * awwwwwww !

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:22 pm

    juan at pedro..
    Juan: bakit naka gloves ung
    mga doctor at nurse pag
    ngoopera?
    Pedro: anu kaba nmn yun
    lang dmu pa alam?ganito
    yan,kaya cla ng gogloves para
    pag
    namatay yung pasyente
    walang FINGERPRINTS:)
    haha
    anu daw?

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:24 pm

    Hi Crush, Taga PAMPANGA ka
    ba? Ikaw kasi PAMPAN'GA-
    nda ng araw ko eh. :"


    Hi Crush, Taga PAMPANGA ka
    ba? Ikaw kasi PAMPAN'GA-
    nda ng araw ko eh. :">>


    Hi Crush, Taga PAMPANGA ka
    ba? Ikaw kasi PAMPAN'GA-
    nda ng araw ko eh. :">




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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:25 pm

    Ang tao, hindi yan lugar na
    pwd mong balik-balikan
    matapos mong IWANAN.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:25 pm

    "The assuming story"
    Tumingin sya, nag smile
    tingin ko saken kaya ng smile
    din ako . The end :'DD

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:26 pm

    FACT: Nahihirapan ang tao
    umubos ng 8 glasses of water
    a day, pero kung alak yan
    kahit 2 cases kulang pa.
    Kaloka! Very Happy

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:26 pm

    FACT: Nahihirapan ang tao
    umubos ng 8 glasses of water
    a day, pero kung alak yan
    kahit 2 cases kulang pa.
    Kaloka! Very Happy

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:28 pm

    Roses are red, violets are
    blue. Try mong agawin mahal
    ko, magkakablack eye you.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:29 pm

    Bago manlait, tingin muna sa
    salamin ha? Hiyang-hiya
    naman yung mga nilalait mo
    sayo no. Siguraduhin mong
    wala kang kapintasan kahit
    isa ha.
    Yesterday

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:31 pm

    Habol ka ng habol sa taong
    mahal mo. Hindi mo
    namamalayan, palayo ka
    naman ng palayo sa tunay na
    nagmamahal sayo.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:32 pm

    Pinilit kong maging bakal ang
    puso ko. Hindi ko alam, gawa
    pala sa magnet 'yang sa'yo.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:33 pm

    Tandaan mong kapag
    nagmahal ka, hindi ikaw lagi
    ang tama. Matuto kayong
    magparaya, matuto kayong
    magpakumbaba.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:33 pm

    "Dadating ang isang araw na
    ngingitian mo na lang ang
    mga bagay na minsang
    nagpahirap at sumubok sa
    pagkatao mo."

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:34 pm

    Walang talo o panalo sa
    relasyon. Parehas kayong
    nawalan kaya parehas kayong
    masasaktan.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:35 pm

    Yung akala ng ibang babae
    kapag naninigarilyo at
    umiinom ng alak eh astig na
    sila. SUPER TURN OFF yun
    teh/dre! Pramis.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:37 pm

    what is CRUSH?
    .
    yan ung
    nara2mdaman
    ng karamihan.
    .
    .
    matapos nila akong
    masilayan

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:38 pm

    "Ang TUNAY NA LALAKI, hindi
    mapakali kapag umiiyak ang
    girlfriend niya."

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:38 pm

    GF: Hi babe.
    BF: Hello babe.
    GF: Ano gawa mo?
    BF: Eto patulog na. Pagod
    kasi e, saka maaga pa bukas.
    Ikaw babe?
    GF: Eto..nasa Bar,
    PINAGMAMASDAN KA! Sige
    sayaw pa! Punyeta ka!
    Patulog na pala ah?

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:38 pm

    "Kung gusto mong lumigaya,
    umpisahan mo nang
    tanggapin na hindi lahat ng
    bagay ay makukuha mo at
    hindi lahat para sayo."

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:39 pm

    Kung mahal mo talaga ang
    isang tao, kapag nag-aaway
    kayo, hinding-hindi ka dapat
    mafall sa ibang taong
    nagcocomfort sayo.

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:40 pm

    "CRUSH mo lang naman
    talaga siya eh. Pero bakit
    nasasaktan ka pag may
    kasama syang iba?" :\

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:40 pm

    May mga bagay na makita mo
    lang, MASAYA ka na. At may
    mga bagay na marinig mo
    lang, BADTRIP ka na!

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:42 pm

    "Ang Motto ng Malandi:
    KAPAG MAY TIYAGA, MAY
    JOWA."

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:43 pm

    Ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay
    parang isang kinopyang
    assignment na kapag
    tinanong ng teacher ay hindo
    ko ma-explain.. :"""")

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    Re: haha .patay ka

    Post by pampanga_ryan on Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:43 pm

    Nilandi ka lang ng 5 minutes,
    Mahal mo na agad? Fast
    learner ka talaga, eh noh?

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