Random Sharing!!


    IQ test uli haha

    Share

    darkside808FAQ
    Member
    Member

    Male Posts : 185
    Reputation : 13
    Join date : 21/03/2010
    Age : 25
    Location : 808 Au' Day

    Gifted child

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:22 pm

    1st MONTH: He said, "MAMA".

    2nd MONTH: He said, "PAPA".

    3rd MONTH: He said, "DEDE, YAYA".

    4th MONTH: He said, "MAMA, PAPA DEDE YAYA!"
    lol!

    darkside808FAQ
    Member
    Member

    Male Posts : 185
    Reputation : 13
    Join date : 21/03/2010
    Age : 25
    Location : 808 Au' Day

    IQ test uli haha

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:24 pm

    Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?

    A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.

    Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?

    A: It wooden start.

    Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?

    A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!

    Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?

    A: It's fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!

    Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?

    A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"

    Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?

    A: Magiging BIG BIRD.

    Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?

    A: Ang cannival kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!



    cheers

    darkside808FAQ
    Member
    Member

    Male Posts : 185
    Reputation : 13
    Join date : 21/03/2010
    Age : 25
    Location : 808 Au' Day

    Eggs, ala eh!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:28 pm

    Waitress: How do you want your EGGS done, Sirs?

    American: I want my eggs fried.

    Japanese: I want it boiled.

    Pinoy: Ala eh! Sa kin, hawakan mo na lang, masarap na yaan!


    afro

    Sponsored content

    Re: IQ test uli haha

    Post by Sponsored content Today at 3:23 am


      Current date/time is Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:23 am