JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:28 am

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JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

Post by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:28 am

Sa swimming pool:

Bata1: Whaaahhh!!! Tulong! Tulong! Hindi ako marunong lumangoy!!!

Bata2: Eh ano ngayon. Ako nga di ako marunong mag-piano, sinisigaw ko ba? Tse….PAPANSIN!

pirat

by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:34 am

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Post by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:34 am

BOY : (nagtanong) may muta ba ako ?
GIRL : wala naman bakit ?
BOY : bute pa ikaw meron ahaha !! bounce

by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:36 am

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Post by Sweet XD Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:36 am

TAY: NAK, BILI MO AKO NG SOFTDRINKS..
ANAK: COKE O PEPSI?
TAY: COKE..
ANAK:DIET O REGULAR?
TAY:REGULAR..
ANAK: BOTE O IN CAN?
TAY: BOTE..
ANAK: 8 OZ O LITRO?
TAY: PUNYETA! TUBIG NA NGA LANG!
ANAK: MINERAL O NATURAL?
TAY: MINERAL..
ANAK: MALAMIG O HINDI?
TAY: TANG INA..HAMPASIN KITA NG WALIS EH!
ANAK: TAMBO O TINGTING?
TAY: AYAW U ATA MAGPAUTOS EH?
ANAK: HALATA BA O HINDI?
TAY: HAYOP KA!
ANAK: BAKA O BABOY?
TAY: LUMAYAS KA NGA DITO?!
ANAK: NGAYON BA O BUKAS?

PASAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! affraid

by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:52 am

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Post by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:52 am

Juan

Professor: cno sa inyo ang nkaexperience having sex with ghosts????
tinaas ni juan ang kanyang kamay....
Professor: Really? ano ang feeling having sex with ghosts????
Juan: Ay putcha!!!! akala ko goats!!!

Razz

by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:05 pm

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Post by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:05 pm

Ipasok mo na Love...

Luv..
Luv..
Luv..
Ipasok mo na..
Cge na..
Blisan mo!
Bilis! basa na..
Basang basa na...
Ipasok
mo na..
Ipasok
mo na..
ang mga
SINAMPAY

lakas ng ulan e...

by zoie Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:44 pm

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Post by zoie Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:44 pm

nice!!!

by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:02 pm

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Post by Sweet XD Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:02 pm

PAHAMBOGAN

Hambog1: pare alam nyo... ang lolo ko nung nabubuhay pa cia napaka sikat niya dahil cia lang ang sundalong nakapatay ng 300 ka tao..

Hambog2: pare wala yan sa lolo ko...!! wala talaga yan.!! walang ibinuga yang lolo mo ..kasi yung lolo ko hindi lang 300 mahigit 500 katao pa... isipin mo mahigit limang daan...!!!

Hambog3: hoI3x..!! wag na nga kayong mag away jan... alam nyo yang mga lolo nyo ehh..walang binatbat yan sa lolo ko...ohh sayo pare 300 na patay ng lolo mo at sayo naman pare mahigit 500.. ehh sa lolo ko dalawa lang...

NAGTATAWANAN ANG DALAWANG HAMBOG...!!! Wahahahahhaha..!! dalawa lang pala...!!! hahahaha...!!!

Hambog1: ehh...bakit mo naman nasabi na walang binatbat lolo namin..ehh samantalang dalawa lang katao napatay ng lolo mo...

Hambog3: alam nyo kasi yong mga lolo nyo ang napatay ng lolo ko...