by username12909 Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:48 amkpag iniwan k ng bf mo:
ano sbi ni mommy?
"never say die."
ano pa?
"2morow is anoder guy..hahah..
ano sbi ni mommy?
"never say die."
ano pa?
"2morow is anoder guy..hahah..
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FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
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username12909- Member
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Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..
ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..
ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!
username12909- Member
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nkita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo
ano ang ssbhin mo?
come on! pti ba nman sipon ko nhhulog nah sayu?
ano ang ssbhin mo?
come on! pti ba nman sipon ko nhhulog nah sayu?
username12909- Member
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NANAY: Nak, kya kita pinalo kc mahal kita
ANAK: gnun po ba?
(cnampal ang nanay)
NANAY: trantado kang bata ka! bt mo q cnampal?
ANAK: I love u too nay! ahehe..
ANAK: gnun po ba?
(cnampal ang nanay)
NANAY: trantado kang bata ka! bt mo q cnampal?
ANAK: I love u too nay! ahehe..
username12909- Member
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I tried to be the
sweetest gurl for him..
unfortunetly, diabetic pla xa!
kaya aun, naghanap ng "wlang lasa!"
haha!
sweetest gurl for him..
unfortunetly, diabetic pla xa!
kaya aun, naghanap ng "wlang lasa!"
haha!
username12909- Member
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anak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
username12909- Member
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mlupit n banat ng 1 btang tmad
sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:
"umayos k ma!
ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!
gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha
sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:
"umayos k ma!
ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!
gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha
username12909- Member
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s araw ng kasal mo, ano ang ggmpanan ko?
pili ka:
a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"
pili ka:
a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"
username12909- Member
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Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?
Boy: DOTA
Girl: bakit?
Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.
Boy: DOTA
Girl: bakit?
Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.
username12909- Member
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NOKIA
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
username12909- Member
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In the forest, bella saw edward's body shimmer as
it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
username12909- Member
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A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..
d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
d fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..
d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
d fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..
username12909- Member
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The best qoute for students out there:
"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"
"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"
username12909- Member
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If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..
then i'd rather go shopping!
earth is the only way for him to be mine..
then i'd rather go shopping!
username12909- Member
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It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,
username12909- Member
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I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
username12909- Member
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chinese says:
if u want 2 b lucky,
learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"
if u want 2 b healthy,
eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..
if u want 2 b lucky,
learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"
if u want 2 b healthy,
eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..
username12909- Member
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dis msg is strictly 4 cute
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance
username12909- Member
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Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
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two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata![b][i] 
Secretkurt- Member
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Anu ba mas maganda
A.Love one another
or
B.Love another one??
Pili kau
Vote wisely
A.Love one another
or
B.Love another one??
Pili kau
Vote wisely
violet- Member
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what is love for you??
for me.
Love is like a Wind
you cannot see
but you can fell.
Secretkurt- Member
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naicipn ng isip ko,na ipaisip sa isip mo ang iniisip ng isip ko.at kung ndi maisipng isip mo ang inisip ng isip q.naisip ng isip ko na kulang ang pagiisip ng isip mo.at dahil kulang ang pagiisip ng isip mohindi naisip ng isip mo na iniisip ka ng isip ko,kaya inisip ka ng isip ko para maisip ng isip mo na iniisip ka ng isip ko.ganyan ang pgiisip ng isip ng isip ko
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Mga pawang katotohanan:
Di lahat ng knakalabet ay
gitara
Di lahat ng binobomba ay
poso
Di lahat ng pinapasokan
eskwelahan
Di lahat ng nilalabasan
Exit
Di lahat ng sinusubo
pagkain
Di lahat ng linalamas
masa
Pero lahat ng linalamas
malambot
Di lahat ng pinipisil
pisngi
Hindi rin lahat ng pisngi
nasa mukha
Di lahat ng tumatayo
may paa
Pero lahat ng tumatayo
may ulo
Di lahat ng binibiak
prutas
Ngunit lahat ng mani
binibiak
at........
Lahat ng
GREEN-MINDED
ngumingiti
Di lahat ng knakalabet ay
gitara
Di lahat ng binobomba ay
poso
Di lahat ng pinapasokan
eskwelahan
Di lahat ng nilalabasan
Exit
Di lahat ng sinusubo
pagkain
Di lahat ng linalamas
masa
Pero lahat ng linalamas
malambot
Di lahat ng pinipisil
pisngi
Hindi rin lahat ng pisngi
nasa mukha
Di lahat ng tumatayo
may paa
Pero lahat ng tumatayo
may ulo
Di lahat ng binibiak
prutas
Ngunit lahat ng mani
binibiak
at........
Lahat ng
GREEN-MINDED
ngumingiti
Deathgod L- Member
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woaw^^....bgu po me ^^
ang ga2nda ng mga qoutes nyu^^
ang ga2nda ng mga qoutes nyu^^
