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    time 4 school

    Post by lrac on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:21 pm

    T: Ano english ng ‘Baka masuwerte ako’?
    J: … ‘Beef Lucky Me’
    T: Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte ako Inay’?
    J: … ‘Lucky me mami’
    T: Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte akong lalaki?
    J: …’Lucky me with egg’
    lol! afro

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    Post by lrac on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:22 pm

    Teacher: Ok class, Only Juan got 99/100…
    Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun? Mamundok nlang kau! Magtanim nlng kau ng kamote mga bobo! Mga wlang pnag aralan,mga ubot ng tanga! bkt hnd p kau mgpkmatay?!
    Teacher: da rest got 100..basag!

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    Post by lrac on Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:03 pm

    teacher: juan...late ka na naman! lagi na lang! feeling mo bright ka! ok tingnan natin...who's our national hero?

    Juan: jose rizal mam!

    teacher: nakachamba ang bobo!

    juan: ikaw man...kilala mo si sonya?

    teacher: hindi, sino sya??

    juan: yan...kasi puro kayo aral! kabet yun ng asawa mo!
    cheers

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    Re: time 4 school

    Post by lrac on Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:05 pm

    ang ipis ang pinka-poging nilalang sa buong mundo!
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    kasi lakad pa lang nya...tilian na
    eh pag dumapo pa syo??...
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    e di kilig na kilig ka na...
    patalon talon pa!

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    Re: time 4 school

    Post by lrac on Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:07 pm

    Bitoy: “Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?”
    Dagul: “Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. ”
    Bitoy: “Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?”
    Dagul: “Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! ”
    affraid

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    Re: time 4 school

    Post by funny_me^ on Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:19 pm

    Best LIE ever :

    Teacher : naiintindihan nyo ba ?
    Students : OPO !
    Teacher : wala ng tanong ???
    Students : OPO !

    LoL

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