teacher: "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
Little Johnny: "None," "cause the rest would fly away."
teacher: "Well, the answer is four," "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny: "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"the teacher nervously"
teacher: "Well," "I guess the one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No," "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."