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    School jokes

    Post by big eyes on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:17 pm

    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,

    teacher: "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
    Little Johnny: "None," "cause the rest would fly away."
    teacher: "Well, the answer is four," "but I like the way you're thinking."
    Little Johnny: "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

    "the teacher nervously"
    teacher: "Well," "I guess the one sucking the cone."
    Little Johnny: "No," "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."



    hehehe Very Happy Smile

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:43 pm

    hello im new in here Suspect




    teacher:class kailan pitasin ang mangga kulay green o yellow?
    studyante:mam!.kung tulog na po ang may ari affraid

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:45 pm

    >Sabi ng mga pangit:

    "what is beauty if your brain is empty?"

    ganti ng mga magaganda at gwap0:

    "what is knowledge if your face is damage?"

    * Hahaha! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:46 pm

    TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?

    ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
    sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
    tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
    bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

    TATAY: (tulala) Arrow affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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    batang na banggaan

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:46 pm

    polis: ok mga kpatatid manahimik
    muna kau sandali...
    cnu nkakita sa inu
    2ng nabangang bata?

    tanda: aku sir aku sir...

    polis: ah kau po ang nkakita lolo?

    tanda: ay oo sir nkita ku yan
    nabinanga ng motorsiklo...

    polis: nkita nu po ba ung plate # ng motor?

    tanda: ah yes sir nkita ku...

    polis: ah ok sandali po ku2ha aku ng
    bolpen at papel para isulat ang numero nya...

    tanda: ah yes sir..

    polis: anu po ba ang unang numero nya?

    tanda: aaahh for sir...

    polis: anu po su2nod dun?

    tanda: ahh ahh for regestration sir...

    polis: anu anu anu anu?

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:52 pm

    ‎1day my isang lalake
    ngpatingin sa doktor..

    doktor:anu po bang problma nt?

    lalake:bak8 po dok pag aku'y umi2num na ngsheshare
    sumasakit po ang aking dibdib pag aku namay sumasama lng
    sa aking mga barkada na nki2pginuman dnmn po sumasakit dok?

    doktor:ah alm kuna ang sakit mu..

    manipis na ang yong baga
    pero ang kapal ng yong pgmumuka...

    lalake: ngeee.... What a Face sunny

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:53 pm

    ‎1day my isang lalake
    ngpatingin sa doktor..

    doktor:anu po bang problma nt?

    lalake:bak8 po dok pag aku'y umi2num na ngsheshare
    sumasakit po ang aking dibdib pag aku namay sumasama lng
    sa aking mga barkada na nki2pginuman dnmn po sumasakit dok?

    doktor:ah alm kuna ang sakit mu..

    manipis na ang yong baga
    pero ang kapal ng yong pgmumuka...

    lalake: ngeee.... lol! lol!lol!

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by davedave19900 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:54 pm

    ‎"kapag tinanong ka ng
    magulang mo kung ano
    npapala mo sa kakainom
    tanong mo rin kung
    ano napapala nila
    ...katatanong"
    bwahahaha
    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by sanib4567 on Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:52 pm

    .......... MGA IMOTERANG LAMANG LOOB...
    Puso: mahal ko talaga siya....
    Isip: alam ko..sobra pa nga diba?
    Puso:alam mo pala,bat pilit mo siyang kinakalimutan?
    Isip:kasi ayaw kitang masaktan.....
    Stomach:sa sobrang pagmamahal mo sa kanya di ka na kumakain,tulala pa...
    Liver:korek!lagi ka pang umiinom,naapektuhan na kami ni Kidney
    Kidney:oo nga,ang sakit sakit kaya..
    Lungs:ako din.nahihirapan na huminga....

    hehehehehe.... lol!

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by mz_glaize on Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:53 am

    hi poh bago lang
    glaize 21 f pasay

    * Girl: Alam mo para kang shades...
    Boy: .. Bakit naman? Kasi bagay ako sayo?
    Girl: Hindi! Kasi nagdidilim ang paningin ko pag nakikita kita!!!

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    Re: School jokes

    Post by visor_2000 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:02 pm

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