by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:28 pmpost na poh kau ng mga ipon nyong knock knock jokes 
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Knock Knock jokes!!!
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Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..
who’s there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.
who’s there?
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY who?
Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.
who’s there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night
who’s there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.
Who’s there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!
Who`s there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..
who’s there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.
who’s there?
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY who?
Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.
who’s there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night
who’s there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.
Who’s there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!
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knock knock
who's there
veteran
veteran who?
and im thinking two is VETERAN one!!
who's there
veteran
veteran who?
and im thinking two is VETERAN one!!
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knock knock
who's there
new Zealand
new Zealand who?
NEW ZEALAND ka sa mndong ito lking tuwa ng magulang mo!!
who's there
new Zealand
new Zealand who?
NEW ZEALAND ka sa mndong ito lking tuwa ng magulang mo!!
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knock knock!
hus der?
lady gaga!
lady gaga hu?
kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba!
hus der?
lady gaga!
lady gaga hu?
kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba!
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knock2x
whos there?
tatay kong long hair....
tatay kong long hair who?
i dont care tatay kong long hair
i dont care eh eh eh eh eh....
whos there?
tatay kong long hair....
tatay kong long hair who?
i dont care tatay kong long hair
i dont care eh eh eh eh eh....
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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu, anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin . “MANKY”……
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin . “MANKY”……
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knock knock
amo: knock knock
chimay: who's there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng 'knock knock', bobo!
amo: knock knock
chimay: who's there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng 'knock knock', bobo!
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Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best” I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Georgia
Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Abby
Who? Abby birthday to you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Irish stew.
Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Georgia
Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Abby
Who? Abby birthday to you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Irish stew.
Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.
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Cynthia: Knock knock!
Nida: Who's there?
Cynthia: Deduct
Nida: Deduct who?
Cynthia: Grabe mare, sarap talaga ng pagkain sa MXT yung binabalot na parang lumpia... yung "DEDUCT" na galing Peking.
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Nida: Knock knock!
Cynthia: Who's there?
Nida: Masturbation
Cynthia: Masturbation who?
Nida: Biruin mo tayo kain ng kain, samantala sa Africa gutom sila dahil may "MASTURBATION"
Nida: Who's there?
Cynthia: Deduct
Nida: Deduct who?
Cynthia: Grabe mare, sarap talaga ng pagkain sa MXT yung binabalot na parang lumpia... yung "DEDUCT" na galing Peking.
**********
Nida: Knock knock!
Cynthia: Who's there?
Nida: Masturbation
Cynthia: Masturbation who?
Nida: Biruin mo tayo kain ng kain, samantala sa Africa gutom sila dahil may "MASTURBATION"
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1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”
2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “Ninja?”
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “Ribbon!”
12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”
13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”
14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”
15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”
2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “Ninja?”
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “Ribbon!”
12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”
13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”
14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”
15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”
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