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    Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:28 pm

    post na poh kau ng mga ipon nyong knock knock jokes Exclamation Very Happy Smile Laughing Cool

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:30 pm

    Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    CASHEW NUT.
    Cashew nut who?
    Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…

    Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    CIVIL
    Civil who?
    CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
    CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.

    Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    SOLUSYON
    Solusyon who?
    SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
    san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..

    who’s there?
    RIVERBOAT
    RIVERBOAT who?
    RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.

    who’s there?
    GINABING KOKEY
    GINABING KOKEY who?
    Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.

    who’s there?
    AGATHA
    AGATHA who?
    AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night

    who’s there?
    COME BACK TO ME
    COME BACK TO ME who?
    COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.

    who’s there?
    SAFARI
    SAFARI who?
    got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.

    Who’s there?
    Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
    Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
    Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pikachu
    Pikachu who?
    Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Paniki.
    Paniki who?
    Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:31 pm

    knock knock

    who's there

    veteran

    veteran who?

    and im thinking two is VETERAN one!!

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:32 pm

    knock knock

    who's there

    new Zealand

    new Zealand who?

    NEW ZEALAND ka sa mndong ito lking tuwa ng magulang mo!!

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:33 pm

    knock knock!

    hus der?

    lady gaga!

    lady gaga hu?

    kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba!

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by shugah_wooweeiiphopsz on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:33 pm

    knock2x
    whos there?
    tatay kong long hair....
    tatay kong long hair who?
    i dont care tatay kong long hair
    i dont care eh eh eh eh eh....

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:23 am

    Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu, anu magandang name?
    Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin . “MANKY”……

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:31 am

    knock knock
    amo: knock knock
    chimay: who's there?
    amo: amo mo!
    chimay: amo mo hah?
    amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
    chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng 'knock knock', bobo!



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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:32 am

    Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best” I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abbott!
    Abbott who?
    Abbott time you answered the door!


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abyssinia!
    Abyssinia who?
    Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amahl!
    Amahl who?
    Amahl shook up!


    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.


    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    B-4.
    B-4 who?
    B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There? Georgia
    Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There? Abby
    Who? Abby birthday to you.


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There? Irish stew.
    Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Latin!
    Latin who?
    Latin me in would be a nice idea!


    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Ben
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!


    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Ashe
    Ashe who?
    Bless you!


    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thistle who?
    Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.


    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mary lee
    Mary lee who?
    Mary lee we roll along.


    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aardvark
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.


    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Let us
    Let us who?
    Let us in and you will find out.

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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:53 am

    Cynthia: Knock knock!
    Nida: Who's there?
    Cynthia: Deduct
    Nida: Deduct who?
    Cynthia: Grabe mare, sarap talaga ng pagkain sa MXT yung binabalot na parang lumpia... yung "DEDUCT" na galing Peking.
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    Nida: Knock knock!
    Cynthia: Who's there?
    Nida: Masturbation
    Cynthia: Masturbation who?
    Nida: Biruin mo tayo kain ng kain, samantala sa Africa gutom sila dahil may "MASTURBATION"




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    Re: Knock Knock jokes!!!

    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:54 am

    1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”
    2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”
    3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”
    4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “Ninja?”
    5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”
    6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”
    7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”
    8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”
    9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”
    10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”
    11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “Ribbon!”
    12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”
    13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”
    14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”
    15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”
    16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”
    17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”
    18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”
    19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”
    20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”
    22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”
    23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”
    24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”
    25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”
    26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”
    27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”
    28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”
    29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
    30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”
    31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”
    32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”


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