"FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!!!"

CUTE CONVERSATION

GUY: WAT COURSE r you takin-up?

Girl: BS NUrsing, how bout you?

GUY: BS Falling n Love Major n U.

Girl: rely??! do u knw dat i am planning to shft a corz? It's BSBK-WKC.

Guy: huh?? (confused)

Girl: Bachelor n science Basted Ka major n Wa na Ky ChanZ!

GUY:ahh k! Mu shft nlang q ug BSBK-NMKG.

Girl: Huhh?? (confused fud)

Guy: kblo ka unsa nah?? BACHELOR n SCIENCE BAGA KAG - NAWONGMURA KA ug GWAPA!!!!






jajjjajajjajajaaa....


TAGAM!!!!

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

jeje

Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!

Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!

Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow]

She: Hi Baby
Him: Hi My lovely(Sendng fails)

She: r u here?

Him: Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)

She: r u ignoring me or what

Him: Honey im not... Im right here(Sendng
fails)

She: It s over dont u ever talk to me again!

Him : D**n Go to h**l : -! (sms sent)

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No!
Girl: Ah OK...
Boy: Wait, you didn't ask me if I love you.
Girl: *blushes* Do you love me?
Boy: NO! Mwahahaha xD

Anonymous(A): Hi Bobby.... Hwz U?:-)

Me(M):- Hi I m 5ne. May I kno Who dis is ...?

A:- I m 1 f ur well wishers Dear. Hv Been Watching u 4 quite sumtime .....

M: Hmmm ... Interesting .. Neva Knew I hav fans in this college. Which branch?

A: I m into Civil Engg branch yar...U r so handsome..Bobby!!

M: Hey sweety .. tell me who u r....!!! don xcite me nymore..

A: No Yar.. nother time..nt nw. i ll feel Mbarassed...!! Bt I heard that u flunked the series test...?

M:-oH Dat's Usual NAA? Neva Bothers till It happens in University Xams . Marks ld be send home yar...

A: Oh That's Bad Naa? U manage wid all these things back Home...?

M:-Its so Easy Yar. Just Tell Dad that Evrythin is k.. He is damn Busy wid work n Moms Scoldings.

Leave all that yar.. Just tell me Who dis well wisher of mine is.....Eager to Meet U dear.. PLSSSS

A: No J I really feel shameful yar...!! I ll tell u later... Not Nw.. Pls

M:-No Sweet Heart .. I wanna kno... Pls........yar ... Treat AT Uncles Right Nw.. Pls

A: Oh ... a TREAT? I really don want to to tell my name but still .....No yar .. later plss

M: Oh u R drivin me Crazy... Pls.... One show at Ragam Theatre ... Please.... Tell ur divine name ...!!

A :yar please... hmmm.. ok... sure that U do all thos u promised?

M: Promise....1000 times

A: MY name is Er. Varghese Thopil Cheriyan. Had done engg. At ur college some 25 yrs back.

M:What....?D.... D..DA.... DAD.....!! Is That U?

A: Yes... My Little Idiot.. N this is my New Number. And Now get back to studies instead of Hunting Girls ... My little dumbo...!!!U think u are smart? Think Again dear. Ur Dad was smarter than u at college. Pass the retest atleast .. n submit ur assignments at rite time. That's what I used To do...!!!

M: (Sheep-faced) Sorry DAD... i ll surely clear it nxt time. Dad U r a Master at the art of SMS-ing. Lucky that Mobiles were nt invented when u were in college.

A: Y so?

M: coz Mom wuldn have had any other Job other than Replying to ur shots...hihiihihi.... Thanx DAD for the chat.... Promise U ... I ll clear it nxt time ..!!!

A: Ho ho ... hi hi... Don worry my boy ... I know U ll do it .... Just Keep Trying... I meant .. Studies....N for Gods SAKE save my No. So that U dont get caught Red Handed Next Time.... !!! Take Care Dear Son

M: -Love U DAD... u TOO tc.

Boy: MoM! why i aM bLack and you r white?

MoM: Listen son! considering aLL the crazy things i did years ago, you shouLd be thankfuL that you are not barking...! :-D

==>>> CRAZY MOM!!!

A boy in 2nd Grade classroom asks his Teacher. "Miss, can kids of our age get babies"


Teacher: Ofcourse not, Brad.
Brad turning to the girl sitting next to him: "See Angie, I told you there's nothing to worry about."

YAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Cute conversation..

Heart says to Eyes:

"See less, because you see and I suffer a lot"

Eyes replied:

"Feel less, because you feel and I cry a lot......"
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