funny quotes^^

"YOU IS!!"



"YOU IS!!"




"YOU IS!!"


sigaw ni aling dionisha pagdating
sa amerika....




eto sabi pah niya...





"think you lord nakarating na ako sa YOU IS..!!yis!!bwahahah.."









-- haha..YOU IS daw!!hAha

nahulog ka sa bubong..









nahulog ka sa hagdan..








nahulog ka sa bangin..










anu bang problema ng lintik na
gravity na yan at.......
hindi ka mahulog sa AKIN!!




-- hAha :naman!

what if BOYS have monthly PERIOD..?



would they also say...



1.pare,may tagos ba ako?




2. pare ayokong magbasketball,meron ako ngaun ehh




3.pare,bukas nlng laban natin sa dota,sakit ng puson ko eh






at ang malupet.........









4.tol,may extra napkin ka?ung may wings









-- haha..sana nga nuh !!

famous chinese names:


born during the night
- Andy Lim




born blind
- Kenneth See




born fat
- Bob Uy




born tiny
- Cathy Ting




born different
- Eva Yan




born on sunday
- Lyn Go




born sweet
- Ken Dy




born secretly
- Tina Go




born maniac
- Hayden Kho




born normal
- Nating Wong




born abnormal
- Samting Wong




born ugly
- Edi Yu




born cute
- Mi Yun









-- haha..

spell "GIRLS"




G- galing umarte
I- in sa kalokohan
R- ready sa gimikan
L- laging maganda
S- syota moh na hinahabol pa ng iba




astig db ?
GIRLS RULES!!!!






ehh anu naman sa "BOYS" ?



B- bilis magpalit ng GF!
O- over sa panloloko
Y- yabang sa mga chicks
S- shota mo na,syota pa ng iba









-- haha..tama nmn db mga girls ?..hahaha

..BEST VIEW..




pedro: alam mo bang may iba't ibang view ?



juan: anung view ?



pedro: dba may side view,top view,front view ......



juan: tapos ??



pedro: alam moh ba kung anu ang best view ?



juan: ano ?????



pedro: I LOVE VIEW!!!!!!






-- haha..

thanks for posting miss..

w'c poh

hmm same age huh.. ^_^

haha.

magkaklase gumagawa ng assignment..nainis si juan dahil hindi mahanap ni pedro ang africa sa mapa..


juan: amina mina
pedro: eh eh,wag ka wag ka,eh eh
juan: amina amina sa kaliwa
pedro: alam na ah ah
juan: amina mina
pedro: eh eh wag ka wag ka eh eh
juan: amina mina sa kaliwa.cause this is africa!



haha..know that song ??.. waka waka !..haha

BATA: (gusgusin) pabili po



TINDERA: (maarte) what do you intend to buy ?



BATA: meron po ba kayong "liquid solution that was mixed evenly with organic & inorganic compound substances & had undergo fermentation & sealed inside a state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?"



TINDERA: hAaaaaaa???????????!



BATA: coke po..




-- haha!coke lang pala pinatagal pa!haha ..NOSEBLEED !