by Blackpisces Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 pmHi to all....bago lang po ako add nyo po ako on facebook at jaypaul_024@yahoo.com 
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PurpleChay
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angie
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senyorita
jhayTeL10
daphne
Guen Biebs
jaydy14
bunsochay
personnel000
coco
jhajah
jhellengpusomo
darkphoenix
kissburn03
simpleboy
jako
nancy21r
Blackpisces
rhea07
anna thea princess
*kirayohie
jclemen23
F4.(girls)princecharming
zedrick123
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50 posters
FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
Blackpisces- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 11
Join date : 13/01/2011
Location : Navotas City
nancy21r- Member
- Posts : 2
Reputation : 10
Join date : 16/01/2011
very nice talaga,nakakatawa specially yung unan
jako- Member
Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 20/01/2011
Age : 27
bwat oras iniisip kita
bwat minuto namimiss kita
paano na kaya kasakit kung dumating ang bukas
kung nalaman ko na
may iba ana...
jako- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 20/01/2011
Age : 27
anak: tay ihi lng ako
tatay: sige gusto mo tulungin kita
anak: wag na po si lola nalng
tatay: bkt si lola
anak: dahil po naninig ang kanyang kamay
________ masarap po ehehe_____
tatay: sige gusto mo tulungin kita
anak: wag na po si lola nalng
tatay: bkt si lola
anak: dahil po naninig ang kanyang kamay
________ masarap po ehehe_____
simpleboy- Member
- Posts : 2
Reputation : 10
Join date : 21/01/2011
TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?
ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..
TATAY: (tulala)
,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha
ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..
TATAY: (tulala)
,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha
simpleboy- Member
- Posts : 2
Reputation : 10
Join date : 21/01/2011
"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"
ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?
PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?
PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
jako- Member
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Join date : 20/01/2011
Age : 27
jejemon kba bru
awu amn oto nu
tatay: anak tigilan mo pag jejemon mo gyan
anak: tie eh oa amn kaubkt machama be
tatay: ha! ikw saan mo ba natutu yun mag jejemon
anak:salalaki ung sumisigaw sa harap ko
tatay: pucha awm u ba mg jeje ugs kau
kissburn03- Member
Posts : 4
Reputation : 12
Join date : 23/01/2011
Age : 30
Location : pasig city
sana TAE qa
at BOWL aq..
para MAHULOG ka sakin.
at BOWL aq..
para MAHULOG ka sakin.
jako- Member
- Posts : 4
Reputation : 10
Join date : 20/01/2011
Age : 27
boy: bkt kaya binuhay ka
girl: pra ng sau
boy: bkt kaya naging tayo
gir: dahil mahal kita
boy: bkt lagi ako na lng inlalangawan
girl:dahil may putok ka
darkphoenix- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 05/01/2011
dont judge the book if you are not a judge 
jhellengpusomo- Member
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Join date : 03/02/2011
Age : 33
Location : cavite
I was staring at an ugly bystander in the street. The ugly guy snapped,
“Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back,
“Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
“Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back,
“Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
jhajah- Member
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Join date : 03/02/2011
Age : 33
Location : cavite
pano maglagay ng pic???new lang po aq dito
zedrick123- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 04/12/2010
Age : 25
Q: ano inglish ng susi?
A: key
Q: hari?
A: king
Q: pera?
A: money
Q: isda?
A: fish
al together know
key king money fish ( mabilis)
coco- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 23/02/2011
Age : 28
Location : project 4 quezon city
HELLO po!! bago lang po ako .. ang cute ng mga posts hehe
coco- Member
- Posts : 6
Reputation : 10
Join date : 23/02/2011
Age : 28
Location : project 4 quezon city
Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."
ngek hihi
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."
ngek hihi
coco- Member
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Join date : 23/02/2011
Age : 28
Location : project 4 quezon city
Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!
coco- Member
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Join date : 23/02/2011
Age : 28
Location : project 4 quezon city
JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
personnel000- Member
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Reputation : 10
Join date : 07/11/2010
Paborito kong subject MATH.
Una M: Meryenda, A: Almusal, T: Tanghalian, H: Hapunan... !
Whahahaha ganun pla ang ibig sabihin ng MATH...!!!
:p
Una M: Meryenda, A: Almusal, T: Tanghalian, H: Hapunan... !
Whahahaha ganun pla ang ibig sabihin ng MATH...!!!
:p
bunsochay- Member
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Join date : 25/02/2011
Age : 27
Location : dasma cavite
ggnda tlga
adk FB huh.
bunsochay@yahoo.com
adk FB huh.
bunsochay@yahoo.com
jaydy14- Member
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Join date : 24/03/2011
ASTIG . .HE.HE.HE
jaydy14- Member
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Join date : 24/03/2011
WEW. NICE 1
Guen Biebs- Member
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Join date : 26/03/2011
haha! Baguhan po gnada ng mga jokes
gnada ng mga jokes
daphne- Member
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Join date : 23/04/2011
Age : 29
Location : batangas
Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?
Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.
hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
)
Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.
hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
)
daphne- Member
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Join date : 23/04/2011
Age : 29
Location : batangas
"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"
ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?
PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?
PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
daphne- Member
- Posts : 4
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Join date : 23/04/2011
Age : 29
Location : batangas
Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!
Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!
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