by angie Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:26 pm ANAK: Tay, san grief ko? TATAY: Kaw bata ka, di ka pa rin natututo. brief hindi grief! ANAK: Ah! Eh san po tay? TATAY: andun sa kwarto, nakahammer!
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SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon saklay nia at naglakad. PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya? SAKRISTAN: Andun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!
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BOY: Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo. GIRL: Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..
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"Bakit di mo po ibigay sa bawat tao ang karapat dapat nilang mahalin?.."
Sagot nya..
" O sige, ikaw na ang Diyos... Epal ka eh.!.." xD
Sagot nya..
" O sige, ikaw na ang Diyos... Epal ka eh.!.." xD
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Regalo
Mario: Pare, Birthday ng asawa ko.
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mong regalo?
Mario: Tinanong ko kung ano ang gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman ang sinabi ni Mare?
Mario: Kahit ano raw basta may 'Diamond'
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo?
Mario: Baraha!
Mario: Pare, Birthday ng asawa ko.
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mong regalo?
Mario: Tinanong ko kung ano ang gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman ang sinabi ni Mare?
Mario: Kahit ano raw basta may 'Diamond'
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo?
Mario: Baraha!
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hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?
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para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
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can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
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kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ”
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pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe
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keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha
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catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…)
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daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.
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“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo…
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multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh…
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ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!
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Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo
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para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik
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Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?
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Days are made special with a smile.
So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Hindi ba mahirap kapag may sakit ka?
Hindi ka makakain, hirap lumunok...
Tapos sasabihin pa ng nanay..
"sige na anak...kumain ka na..
kahit tatlong kutsara lang..."
Pagkain nga hirap ng lunukin...
kutsara pa kaya???
Hindi ka makakain, hirap lumunok...
Tapos sasabihin pa ng nanay..
"sige na anak...kumain ka na..
kahit tatlong kutsara lang..."
Pagkain nga hirap ng lunukin...
kutsara pa kaya???
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Ladies ang Gentlemen... GuD EvEnInG...!!! Candidates for MS. UNIVERSE!!!
gu2m aq, gu2m kau, gu2m taung lahat... HUNGARY!!!
ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lola.... VENEZUELA!!!
malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat... MALAYSIA!!!!
baha dun, baha d2, baha sa buong mundo... BAHAMAS!!!
hindi sakin, hindi sau, kaninoxa?... KENYA!!!
1 way, 2way, ders no dor way... NORWAY!!!
& last but not d least...
manikas, mandurugas... wai bugas....!!! PILIPINAS!!!
ahahaha... hope u like ittt/...))
gu2m aq, gu2m kau, gu2m taung lahat... HUNGARY!!!
ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lola.... VENEZUELA!!!
malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat... MALAYSIA!!!!
baha dun, baha d2, baha sa buong mundo... BAHAMAS!!!
hindi sakin, hindi sau, kaninoxa?... KENYA!!!
1 way, 2way, ders no dor way... NORWAY!!!
& last but not d least...
manikas, mandurugas... wai bugas....!!! PILIPINAS!!!
ahahaha... hope u like ittt/...
))
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we are each of us angels with only
one wings,and we can fly
by embracing each other
one wings,and we can fly
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