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    FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:14 am

    May isang fairy,,

    sabi nya lahat daw nang "cute at gwapo"
    gagawin nyang ngongo,,

    Haay.. nenma lang ango..

    smi ngo “nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo..

    aloohan un nima?”

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:19 am

    Teacher: Write a sentence ending with HAND.

    Juan: My penis in your hand!
    ...
    ( Teacher slapped Juan… )

    Juan: Sorry I forgot to put space between pen and is…

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:24 am

    ILIPIN ang GITNA
    AMOYIN ang HIWA
    IBUKA ang HIWA
    DILAAN ang GITNA
    PAGLABAS ng PUTI
    DILAAN mong muli!
    Ganyan ang pagkain ng

    OREO COOKIES...

    hahaha,,,

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:25 am

    two friends talking:

    PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko!

    JUAN: ha? Bkit?





    PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata!

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:28 am

    sumakay si mahal sa jeep


    mahal:mama alam niyo to address? Siksikoten patay titi..........................................

    Tinignan ng driver ang papel.......................................

    Ang address pala ay 66010 pasay city....................................

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:29 am

    Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay (figure of speech).

    ...Juan: Ahem..
    "Ang tatay ay nadapa... Tayu, tay!"

    - Litsi! HAHA.

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:32 am

    A bOy tOok a knifE & started writing his gf's
    name On his arm...

    sEveral minutes later..he started
    crying likE cRazy..

    y??

    masakit????

    boy:no


    bkt???



    boy:
    WRONG SPELLING...!!!

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:36 am

    Holdaper: holdap to!
    Vice ganda: en so? Wlang nagta2nong.
    Holdaper: holdap nga to!
    Vice: kelangn ipagsigawn? Proud ka? Proud?
    Holdaper: holdap sabi eh! Holdap nga! Holdap!
    Vice: paulit ulet 2x? Akala mo ngEenjoy? Unli tau te?
    Holdaper: pag d ka tumigil ppatayin kita!
    Vice: weh? Holdap naging patayn? Ano tO 2in1 GANUN?
    Holdaper: leche! Maka alis n nga!
    Vice: ay? walk out? Best actor?

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:37 am

    GIRL2:alam mu,wla nmn gnwa
    c gOd na pangit xa mundO eH..

    GIRL1:thanks Ha!
    (*smilEd*)

    GIRL2:Ewan q lg qng cnU
    gumawa saU..


    hahaha,,baxag

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:41 am

    Ms. Venezuela- ola viola kaserola saranggola tinola arinola ni lola VENEZUELA!
    Ms Norway- anyway highway expressway theres no other way NORWAY!
    Ms Hungary- gutom ka gutom ako gutom tayong lahat HUNGARY!
    Ms Kenya- ndi sayo ndi sa akin kninu siya? KENYA!
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    haha

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:42 am

    juan: anong ulam niyo?
    maria: blanvhed green leafy vegie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
    juan: WOW!!! ang sarap naman nun. Anu yun?
    maria: ahmm.. talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinigang kamatis.
    kayo anong ulam niyo?
    juan: fish fillet de el'niño. Smile
    maria: (impressed!) Wow! sosyal huh.. anu naman yun.

    juan: tuyo!!!

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:43 am

    .what if boys have monthly period??
    would they also say:

    1. pare may tagos ba ako.?
    2.o kaya naman..pare ayokong mag basketball meron ako ngayon ehh
    3. eto pa.. pare bukas nalang tayo mag dota sakit talaga ng puson ko ehh
    4. at ang matindi sa lahat..tol May extra napkin kaba.?yung with wings??

    diba nakakatuwa?? Smile)

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:44 am

    *Sa swimming pool..

    JUAN: Waaaah!! tulong!! tulong!! hindi ako marunong lumangoy!!!..

    PEDRO: eh ano naman?!! ako nga,d marunong magluto!..isinisigaw ko ba?!..
    ...wag ka nga magpapansin jan!!!.. Smile)

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:47 am

    GUSTO MO BA NA WALANG PASOK ?
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    Just type CLASS < space > OFF

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:51 am

    DAD:(HOLDING 2 TOYS LETTING SON CHOSE)Si BARBIE o SI SUPERMAN?JUAN:Si SUPERMAN po!!!DAD: very good( lalaki nga anak ko,,then he left)JUAN:Wow ang gwapo mo SUPERMAN bakat na bakat sheeettt!!!!hahhahaha!!! amf.



    bakla pla,,hahahha lol!

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:52 am

    para sa mga green minded jan,,


    Guro: ano ang dapat gawin kapag lumindol??

    Pepito: buksan po ang ilaw!!!

    Guro: Bakit?
    .........
    Pepito: kasi po sa kubo namin madalas lumindol pag gabi… pero kapag sinindihan ko na ang ilaw biglang tumitigil.

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:54 am

    ISANG PROBINSYANO NAG RENT NG ROOM SA HOTEL



    probinsyano : alam ko probinsyano lng ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko ?

    MALIIT!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal na mahal binayad ko tapos ganito lng ?
    ...
    ROOMBOY: sir, nasa elevator pa lng po tayo..

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:54 am

    ISANG PROBINSYANO NAG RENT NG ROOM SA HOTEL



    probinsyano : alam ko probinsyano lng ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko ?

    MALIIT!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal na mahal binayad ko tapos ganito lng ?
    ...
    ROOMBOY: sir, nasa elevator pa lng po tayo..

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:58 am

    ANAK: Itays! kains nas pos taus!!!

    TATAY: Tigilan m nga kalalagay ng S sa mga cnsbi mo!!!
    anu b ulam?

    ...ANAK: Inigang na Bangu n my Kamati at Ibuya.....
    mmm.....
    Arap ng Abaw!!!

    hehehehehe

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:28 pm

    kapag madami ang hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin, kapag ang lahat ay nakakabangga mo at kumokontra sa'yo! wag kang makulit, EXIT yan! dun k s ENTRANCE! ..

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:32 pm

    u brighten my
    day, d ka nmn araw,
    u lyt up my life, d ka
    naman ilaw, u mke me smile,
    d ka na man bulalakaw
    ,u warm my heart, d ka
    naman sabaw, mahal kita,
    yan malinw!..

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:35 pm

    Alam ko dami ka friends, joker ka kasi. Alam ko dami ka admirers, iba ka kasi. Alam ko daming nagmamahal sa iyo, cute ka kasi. Pero madami man sila, kapag UMUTOT ka, lalayo din sila

    hahhaha

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:36 pm

    Siguro nga hanggang dito na lang ako. Siguro nga hindi na ako magiging sentro ng atensyon mo. Ok lang, masaya na akong nasa gilid lang ako ng paningin mo








    – MUTA

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    Re: FOR THE ONES WHO WANT TO LAUGH^_^

    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:37 pm

    Bawat kabataan may karapatan. Karapatang gumala, umuwi anytime, makipagdate sa boyfriend or girlfriend. Magalit man parents mo, sabihin mo “Sa bahay na eto, ako ang batas” sabay takbo at sigaw “Joke lang Ma!”

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    Post by departed on Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:38 pm

    You may be sitting all alone today. But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon. Tapos, pag puno na… Aalis na ang jeep! Ano ba akala mo? Tungkol na naman sa love? Hindi naman palaging ganon no! hehe

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