try lng uli

si juan at si pedro pumunta sa sinehan.......



juan :pedro wag natayo manood ....

pedro : bakit nmn nandito na tau e.e...

juan : ind mo ba na babasa??..

pedro : ung ano ??

juan : tingnan mo ung pinto PULL NA NGA !!

boy : miss ENERGY DRINK KA BA??

girl : bkt?pinalalakas ba kta??

boy : ind MUKHA KA KCING COBRA e.e

kung may nag sbi sau na "PANGET"
ito sbihin mo xkanila..
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EXCUSE ME .. DI AKO SALAMIN NOH?

‎-what is a GiRLFRiEND?

answer:
ADDiTiON of prOblem

SUBTRACTiON of mOney

MULTiPLiCATiON of enemies

&

DiViSiON of frends

then what is a BOYFRiEND?

ADDiTiON of incOme

SUBTRACTiON of virginity

MULTiPLiCATiON of babies

&

DiViSiON of freedOm.

Correct??

A boy sees a SHOOTING STAR in the Sky.

BOY: pls. let her be happy for the rest oh her LIFE .

STAR: Give me a good reason why i should grant your wish.
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BOY: i LOVE HER

STAR: why don't you just wish for him to love you back ?

BOY: i dont want to receive her LOVE

from a WISH :/