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    try lng uli

    Post by unknown on Thu May 26, 2011 3:58 pm

    si juan at si pedro pumunta sa sinehan.......



    juan :pedro wag natayo manood ....

    pedro : bakit nmn nandito na tau e.e...

    juan : ind mo ba na babasa??..

    pedro : ung ano ??

    juan : tingnan mo ung pinto PULL NA NGA !!



    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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    Re: try lng uli

    Post by unknown on Thu May 26, 2011 4:00 pm

    boy : miss ENERGY DRINK KA BA??

    girl : bkt?pinalalakas ba kta??

    boy : ind MUKHA KA KCING COBRA e.e

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    Re: try lng uli

    Post by unknown on Thu May 26, 2011 4:03 pm

    kung may nag sbi sau na "PANGET"
    ito sbihin mo xkanila..
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    EXCUSE ME .. DI AKO SALAMIN NOH?

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    Re: try lng uli

    Post by unknown on Thu May 26, 2011 4:03 pm

    ‎-what is a GiRLFRiEND?

    answer:
    ADDiTiON of prOblem

    SUBTRACTiON of mOney

    MULTiPLiCATiON of enemies

    &

    DiViSiON of frends

    then what is a BOYFRiEND?

    ADDiTiON of incOme

    SUBTRACTiON of virginity

    MULTiPLiCATiON of babies

    &

    DiViSiON of freedOm.

    Correct??

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    Re: try lng uli

    Post by unknown on Thu May 26, 2011 4:04 pm

    A boy sees a SHOOTING STAR in the Sky.

    BOY: pls. let her be happy for the rest oh her LIFE .

    STAR: Give me a good reason why i should grant your wish.
    ...
    BOY: i LOVE HER

    STAR: why don't you just wish for him to love you back ?

    BOY: i dont want to receive her LOVE

    from a WISH :/

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