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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:13 pm

    Pag ako naging planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko. Para sa’yo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:22 pm

    Everyone says love hurts but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love. But in reality love is the only thing that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again.=)

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:28 pm

    Boy: best! may mahal ako…(ikaw)

    Girl: talaga? sino? cookies oh.(sana ako)

    Boy: secret ko na yun. Thanks best. mmm. Yummy! I Love You best! the best ka talaga! (kaw mahal ko eh)

    Girl: best talaga oh. Scret. tss…anyway, talagang masarap yan ako gumawa eh. Love You too best. (as in super)

    Boy: tingin mo dapat ko na siyang ligawan? (dapat ko na ba ikaw ligawan?)

    Girl: kaw bahala. (wag masasaktan ako )

    Boy: nag I Love You nga sya sa’kin eh. (kasasabi mo lang)

    Girl: talaga?! ligawan mo na ah! (ouch )

    Boy: o sige. pwede bang manligaw best? I Love You. :”>

    Girl: pwede. kala ko naman kung sino na. (ako pala. yes!)

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:29 pm

    Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in a stae of calamity.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:30 pm

    Girl: We’re bestfriends right?

    Boy: Yes, of course.

    Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?

    Boy: No one. I love someone.

    Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.

    Boy: Definitely. I love her ever since i met her.

    Girl: Really? Well since we’re bestfriends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.

    Boy: Oh okay.

    *Boy takes out his phone , dials her number and phones her.*

    Girl: Wait. hold on i think i’m getting a call.

    *Answers the phone*

    Girl: Hello?

    Boy: I Love You.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:48 pm

    Promoter: Misis pag pinaghalo kaya ang surf at ang tide bubula kaya?

    Misis: Aba siyempre!

    Promoter: Mali!

    Misis: Bakit naman?

    Promoter: Wala pang tubig. Excited!!! hahaha!!!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:48 pm

    Tuwing ikaw ay nalulungkot

    Ganito gawin mo

    Itext mo ako

    Nandito lang ako

    Para sa’yo.

    credit to: brokenteardrops.tumblr

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:01 pm

    Torpe_Guy: ey! musta ka na? ngaun ka lang ulit nag online ah

    Manhid_Girl: ya..i was too busy the past week eh. u?

    Torpe_Guy: ok din naman..masaya..

    Manhid_Girl: that’s nice.=)

    Torpe_Guy: pero something’s bothering me eh..

    Manhid_Girl: aww..problem? family? school?

    Torpe_Guy: no..lovelife eh

    Manhid_Girl: y? u told me n like this girl na.

    Torpe_Guy: yep..an dgusto ko na sabihin sa kanya un..

    Manhid_Girl: ya..go for it bestfriend!!

    Torpe_Guy: hmm..sabi mo eh..gagawin ko na..hehe

    Manhid_Girl: ey..i have to go na..sorry..=)

    Torpe_Guy: wait lang i have to tell you something..

    Manhid_Girl signed out.

    Torpe_Guy: i’m in love with you…hayy..=(

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:02 pm

    Once a upon a time there was a girl who fell in love with two guys but the two guys didn’t love the girl because the two guys love each other. =) hahah!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:03 pm

    Girl : may payong a ba ?

    Boy : bakit ?

    Girl : kasi .. baka mainitan ka sa pag-mamahal ko ..

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:05 pm

    A boyfriend gave a challenge to his girlfriend, she needed to live a day without him. Without any communication and he said that if he did the challenge, he would love her forever. The girlfriend accept the challenge, she didn’t call or send messages all day long but she didn’t know that her boyfriend had 24 hours to live because he had cancer. On the next day she went happy to her boyfriend’s house and when she saw him lying she started to cry and read a paper on his side, ” You did babe, and now you can do this everyday? I Love you.”

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:10 pm

    Birthday na isang girl, humingi siya ng bracelet sa bf niya, pero binigay sa kanya Storybook. Nagalit ung girl tinapon ung Storybook tas nakipagbreak. After the break-up nabalitaan ng girl na nagpakamatay ung boy. Pumunta ung girl sa burol tas nakita niya ung Storybook sa ibabaw ng kabaong, kinuha niya at binasa. Ang nakasulat pala dun ay ung love story nilang dalawa ta sa last page may message: “punta ka sa favorite place natin..nandun ung bracelet na gift ko.”

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:11 pm

    Girl: What if there’s another girl that loves you the way i do?

    Boy: She may love you the way you do, but i will never love her the way i love you.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:17 pm

    True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. =)

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:18 pm

    Girl: musta ka na?

    Boy: eto, ayos lang. kaw?

    Girl: ayos lang din. nakapag move on na.

    Boy: meron ka na bang bagong bf?

    Girl: wala pa, balita ko ikaw meron na.

    Boy: *smiled=)*

    Girl: silence means yes.

    Boy: wala pa. pano sabi mo nung naghiwalay tayo maghanap ako ng better sa’yo.

    Girl: o, anong problema dun?

    Boy: malaki kasi..how can i find a better one if i already let go of the best i could ever have.=(

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:26 pm

    May isa dyan, puyat na naman.

    Haha! Oo nga. Katext ko kagabi.

    Sino ung mahal mo?Smile

    Oo.Smile

    Anong topic nyo?

    Ung mahal niya.=(

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:30 pm

    Kapag online pa si crush:”> napupuyat ako. hehe!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:31 pm

    Boy: bakit hindi ka pa nagkaka bf?

    Girl: eh kasi bawal pa…Eh ikaw bakit hindi ka pa nagkaka gf?

    Boy: eh bawal ka pa kasi di ba?..:”>

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:34 pm

    Akala ko ba matalino ka? Ba’t di mo ko masagot???

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:35 pm

    May sinabi ung Girl, “Hoy Ikaw!Bakla Ka!” At sabi ng Boy: “Ako bakla?! i-kiss kita jan eh. Tameme si Girl. Crush nya pala si Boy.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:36 pm

    Kapag hindi ka mahal ng taong mahal mo, ikaw ‘yong letter “E” sa word na LOVE

    Andyan k lagi pero hindi pinopronounce.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:43 pm

    Pag iniwan ka ng taong hindi para sa’yo, hanapin mo ‘yong para sa’yo at pag nakita mo siya, bumalik ka sa dati at sabihin mong…” salamat ha, kung di mo ko binasura hindi ko siya nakilala”.

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    Post by angie on Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:23 am

    poem of love

    pag-nabasa mo tocrush mo ako
    pag-erase mo mahal mo ako
    pag-save mo sayo na ang puso ko
    pag-reply mo mag-on na tayo
    subukan mong tumawag paka2saln kta

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    Post by angie on Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:26 am

    4 kinds of love

    1.childhood love
    2.puppy love
    3.stupid love
    txt mate lng tpos nainlove
    aba! 2malove naging
    4.true love

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