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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:51 pm

    tatay; ank’ bumili ka ng suka
    ank; opo tay
    anak: tay nahulog po ang suka sa tulay
    tatay: bahala na yon panis na yon
    tatay: ank bumili ka ng toyo
    anak: opo tay
    anak: tay nahulog po ang toyo sa tulay
    tatay: bahala na yon panis na yon
    tatay; ank ako nalang ang bibili baka mahulog nanaman
    ank: sige po tay
    kapitbahay: pedro, ang tatay mo nahulog sa tulay
    pedro: bahala na yon panis na yon


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:52 pm

    Ulam
    totoy : nay may ulam ba?
    nanay : tingnan mu sa ref
    totoy : nay wala naman po taung ref eh!!!
    nanay : TANGA edi ibig sabihin wala taung ulam…
    totoy : nyEkKKKKKKK!!



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:53 pm

    ONE DAY

    i asked GOD: bakit poh ganito kasakit mgmhal

    sabi niya: eh kasi anak, minahal mo nang sobra
    ang taong inilaan ko sa iba..


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:54 pm


    juan: anong ulam niyo?
    maria: blanvhed green leafy vegie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
    juan: WOW!!! ang sarap naman nun. Anu yun?
    maria: ahmm.. talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinigang kamatis.
    kayo anong ulam niyo?
    juan: fish fillet de el'niño. Smile
    maria: (impressed!) Wow! sosyal huh.. anu naman yun.

    juan: tuyo!!!


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:54 pm

    SA ISANG JEEP

    vice : manong, para nga ho ???

    driver : ay bababa po kyo????

    vice : ay hindi ho , aakyat may 2ng floor b 2ng jeep nyo!!!



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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:06 pm

    sad love quotes
    Sad I love you

    "As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you"

    "The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends"

    "Cry as I may these tears won't wash you away"

    "The hardest to do is waking up without you."


    "Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream"



    "Sometimes you dont realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring for you"

    "True love will never fade unless it was a lie"


    "If you love me so much, why are you walking away?"


    "I wish I saved all the tears I cried for you so I could drown you in them"


    "Every time I see him all cool, calm and collected, I lose my breath, my heart starts pounding, and I am painfully aware that I am not over him and he is over me"

    "You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?

    "People think it's holding on that makes you stronger, but sometimes it's letting go"




    Sad

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:13 pm

    "Love is like heaven but can hurt like hell"



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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:16 pm

    I never loved you more cause
    I never loved you less,
    I dont love you now coz
    I will love you always,
    I dont just love you coz
    I love you more than
    I love you can say ...
    I love you Sad

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:53 pm

    love poems

    I'll be your listener
    I'll do my best to understand
    I'll hear everything you say
    Let me brighten your day

    Smile
    Let me kiss your soft cheek
    So you can feel unique
    To warm your heart
    I won't ever let you fall apart

    Smile

    Let me make you feel like every thing's a dream
    Because I see you everynight in mine
    Smile
    I want to take care of you
    I believe it's what I'm here to do

    Smile

    You my sweet love
    I miss ever so much
    The softness of your lips
    and your warm loving touch
    Smile

    My spirit is such aglow
    You always color my world
    Like a beautiful rainbow
    Smile

    Each day I find happiness
    Such joy and laughter
    Knowing that soon we will be
    Together,
    And livingHappily ever after.
    Smile
    I love you more than you can imagine
    When I see your face it brighten up my day
    I love you more than words can ever tell
    Even more than what im about to say
    Smile
    I love the way you smile
    I love the way you make me laugh
    And you give me hope....
    When things get a little sad
    Smile

    I want to tell you the truth
    But I cannot find the time
    I want to open up my heart
    And allow you to be mine
    Smile

    For you my love, I’d die
    Just to prove that I am true
    I’d pick out all of the stars
    And give them out to you
    Smile

    I’d run across the sea
    Or fly far into space
    Or walk on the desert
    Just to see your face
    I’d jump into a fire
    And I’d run a mile
    All of this I would do
    Just to see you smile
    If it was life or death
    Death is my choice
    I’d walk to my grave
    Only to hear your voice
    Smile

    When I see your face
    I shine like the burning sun
    My joy is immediate and outpouring
    Thankful to God for this blessing I whisper
    I love you
    Smile I love you

    My body shivers and shakes
    What can compare to this feeling of love
    As my heart softens, melts, then grows and sings
    I love you
    Smile I love you

    Yes, I love you and an affair I covet
    If only I could take my emotions out of the closet
    To let you know you are my beloved on this planet
    With a longing that is racing like a never ending circuit
    Smile Smile Smile I love you

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:37 pm

    paano kung makasakay mo sa jeep yung taong mahal mo kasama yung girlfriend niya? anong gagawin mo? ako.. hahawakan ko yung kamay niya at ibibigay ko dun sa girl na mahal nia at sasabihing.. ingatan mo siya.. love ko yan e? sabay "Para!".

    ang pag ibig prang laro ccmulan ng 2 den sa2lihan ng iba mnsan tya kpa hhbulin & hhnapin m PerO pano pg nkahap n ng bagong klaro ??? hhbol K PrIn Ba?? KhiT PuSo mO n Ung NkaTaYa??!!
    pangako ko sa sarili ko na hinding hindi kita pababayaan.. hinding hindi kita iiwan.. pero paano ba yan, ikaw ang nagsabing umalis na ako. anong gagawin ko?? tuparin ang pangako ko ... o sundin ang gusto mo?

    db masarap mgkaron ng theme song para sa mahal mo? d nakakasawang pakinggan..
    pero ng mghiwalay kau, ang dating kantang ngbbgay buhay sau, ay xang kantang
    unti unting dumudurog sa puso mo..

    It rili hurtZ SeIn Ur Eyes Fild w/ TeArs I WaNa Hug u tyt FrOm Ur BaK & Nvr LeT Go But Im ScaRed ScaRed Dt UL PusH Me BaK En Say... "NmN..D IkAw KaIlnaN Koh..!!


    nagulat aq 1 araw.. nnjan xa sa tbi co.. halos araw2 xa kasama q.. sb q n.. m22pad dn
    pangarap q.. pro ng mrrmdaman q ng mhal nya q... sb nya, "uy tnx ha? npgselos din natin mahal q"



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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:37 pm

    A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give. Smile

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:39 pm

    A smile is something you can't give away; it always comes back to you.
    Smile
    Most smiles are started by another smile.
    Smile
    A smile can brighten the darkest day
    Smile
    Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to
    Smile Smile

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:47 pm

    BF : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo muna!
    GF: Sige, clue naman...
    BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
    GF: Kwintas?
    BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!! Smile

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:49 pm

    DOC: umubo ka!
    PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
    DOC: ubo pa!
    PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
    DOC: okay.
    PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
    DOC: may ubo ka.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:49 pm

    MEKANIKO: sir, hindi ko po naayos preno ng kotse niyo.
    CUSTOMER: ha?! Pano yan?
    MEKANIKO: nilakasan ko na lang po ang inyong busina! Happy trip na lang po!
    lol!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:51 pm

    Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!
    GMA: hallow gracia!
    GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
    GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
    GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
    GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?!
    GARCI: anufi ate.
    GMA: oshah ba.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:53 pm

    Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
    Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
    Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!
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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:54 pm

    Magsyota sa motel.
    BF: alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
    GF: sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
    BF: oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:55 pm

    Where did Rachelle Ann Go

    Why is Norman Black and Redford White? Well the, is Chris Brown?

    Where did Sandara Park?

    Is Chow Yun Fat?

    What did Henry Sy?

    Did Jordin Sparks?

    When will Orlando Bloom?

    What is Victoria's Secret?

    What does David Cook?


    ... hehe... corny...

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:55 pm

    ANAK: nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
    NANAY: yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
    ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
    NANAY: bakit?
    ANAK: ang dami niyong utos eh!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:56 pm

    Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?

    Boy: DOTA
    Girl: bakit?
    Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
    maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.
    lol!

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:57 pm

    "sken k nga nkahawak ng mhigpit,

    s knya k nman nkatitig."

    -mouse ngseselos sa monitor! ehehe...

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:04 pm

    Mathematician: Love = 1/0 – unidentified

    Physicist: Love is the force of attraction between two hearts

    Biologist: Love is produced by hypothalamus

    Chemist: Love is the saturated solution of feelings

    Philosopher: Love is consupiscience to rationality

    Progammer: Love is a bug of everything

    Meteorologist: Love is the rain, binds together earth and sky

    Emo: Love is hatred

    Writer: Love is the perfect word for similes and metaphors

    Noli De Castro: Pag ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay.

    Hahaha!!=))

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:09 pm

    Everyone deserves love without terms & conditions.

    Everyone has the right to live their life the way they want.

    Everyone has the right to be happy without feeling guilty.

    No one deserves abuse.

    No one is not good enough for healthy love.

    No one has the right to hurt anyone.

    Everyone can be happy.

    Everyone feels completely alone & lost sometimes.

    It is okay to be yourself.

    It is okay to do what you want.

    It’s okay to be happy with yourself, your life.

    It’s okay to say no.

    You need to be honest with everyone and yourself.

    Live your life, be honest, love everyone-everything you can, don’t listen to anyone but yourself, do anything you want as long it’s not hurting someone else, don’t take shit, you deserve the best, you can have it if you want it bad enough.

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    Post by angie on Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:12 pm

    Love:

    is patient
    is kind
    does not envy
    does not boast
    is not proud
    is not rude
    is not self-seeking
    is not easily angered
    is forgiving
    does not delight in evil
    rejoices with truth
    always protects
    always trusts
    always hopes
    always preserves
    never fails

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