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    Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:35 am

    Gusto kong maghanap ng MALI
    sayo, kasi lumalakas na ang TAMA
    ko sayo eh.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:39 am


    PILIPINAS ka ba sa Panatang
    Makabayan? INIIBIG kasi kita.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:45 am

    Tapos pag minahaL mo ako, ako na
    ang BOBO.
    ~BOBOo ng buhay mo.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:47 am

    Boys:
    SUPERMAN ba kayo?
    Girls:
    Hindi bakit?
    Boys:
    SUPERMANhid niyo kasi.
    [ Girls bumanat ]
    Girls:
    BATMAN ba kayo?
    Boy:
    hindi bakit?
    Girls:
    BATMANloloko kayo?! BOOM !

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:50 am

    GIRL:
    Kelan ba ang mahal na araw?!
    BOY:
    Ewan ko ba.. Basta ang alam ko
    lang, mahal kita araw araw.


    AYEEEH

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:50 am

    nakakabadtrip kapag sinabi mo sa
    sarili mong kakalimutan mo na
    siya, tapos bigla siyang susulpot at
    BUBUUIN ANG ARAW MO.


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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:54 am

    Pinipilit kong gawing BAKAL yung puso ko.
    Hindi ko alam gawa pala sa MAGNET yang
    sayo.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:57 am

    si RIZAL sa likod tinamaan. Pero
    AKO, sayo tinamaan.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:15 pm

    SAMANTALA..
    SA FIELD TRIP...
    TEACHER: Juan, what do you call
    that?
    *pointing to a deer in the zoo*
    JUAN: Ewan ko po, mam.
    TEACHER: What does your mom call
    your dad?
    JUAN: TARANTADO ba tawag diyan
    mam?

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:19 pm

    May isang prinsipe na isinumpa at
    siyay naging isang kabayo.
    Isang araw nakatagpo nya ang
    isang prinsesa at humingi nang
    tulong.
    Mahal na prinsesa ,tulungan mo
    ako, ako'y isinumpa
    Ang sabi ng prinsesa ay kung
    hahalikan kita,mawawala ba ang
    sumpa?
    Mahal na prinsesa,hindi
    po,malakas ang sumpa kailangan
    TSUPAA.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:14 pm

    boy, nahulog sa septic tank,
    sumigaw: SUNOG! SUNOG!
    ( Dumating ang bombero, niligtas
    sya.)
    Bombero : "bakit SUNOG ang cnigaw
    mo?"
    Boy: kung TAE ba cnigaw ko,
    pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! Ganun!?

    haha.

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    Re: Banats,Pick up lines, and Random quotes

    Post by saichi on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:40 pm

    ATTY: Idescribe mo nga ung
    nanghold-up sayo
    BIKTIMA:
    Maitim,panot,pango,tigyawatin at
    bungal po.
    SUSPEK: Sige manlait kpa perfect
    ka perfect? Ganda mo teh.. Aamin
    na nga pi2ntasan pa.
    Bka gs2 mong gawin qng MURDER
    ang kaso ko.

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