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    JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

    Post by Sweet XD on Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:28 am

    Sa swimming pool:

    Bata1: Whaaahhh!!! Tulong! Tulong! Hindi ako marunong lumangoy!!!

    Bata2: Eh ano ngayon. Ako nga di ako marunong mag-piano, sinisigaw ko ba? Tse….PAPANSIN!

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    Post by Sweet XD on Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:34 am

    BOY : (nagtanong) may muta ba ako ?
    GIRL : wala naman bakit ?
    BOY : bute pa ikaw meron ahaha !! bounce
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    Post by Sweet XD on Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:36 am

    TAY: NAK, BILI MO AKO NG SOFTDRINKS..
    ANAK: COKE O PEPSI?
    TAY: COKE..
    ANAK:DIET O REGULAR?
    TAY:REGULAR..
    ANAK: BOTE O IN CAN?
    TAY: BOTE..
    ANAK: 8 OZ O LITRO?
    TAY: PUNYETA! TUBIG NA NGA LANG!
    ANAK: MINERAL O NATURAL?
    TAY: MINERAL..
    ANAK: MALAMIG O HINDI?
    TAY: TANG INA..HAMPASIN KITA NG WALIS EH!
    ANAK: TAMBO O TINGTING?
    TAY: AYAW U ATA MAGPAUTOS EH?
    ANAK: HALATA BA O HINDI?
    TAY: HAYOP KA!
    ANAK: BAKA O BABOY?
    TAY: LUMAYAS KA NGA DITO?!
    ANAK: NGAYON BA O BUKAS?

    PASAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! affraid
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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:52 am

    Juan

    Professor: cno sa inyo ang nkaexperience having sex with ghosts????
    tinaas ni juan ang kanyang kamay....
    Professor: Really? ano ang feeling having sex with ghosts????
    Juan: Ay putcha!!!! akala ko goats!!!


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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:05 pm

    Ipasok mo na Love...

    Luv..
    Luv..
    Luv..
    Ipasok mo na..
    Cge na..
    Blisan mo!
    Bilis! basa na..
    Basang basa na...
    Ipasok
    mo na..
    Ipasok
    mo na..
    ang mga
    SINAMPAY

    lakas ng ulan e...
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    Post by zoie on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:44 pm

    nice!!! Twisted Evil
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    Re: JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:02 pm


    PAHAMBOGAN


    Hambog1: pare alam nyo... ang lolo ko nung nabubuhay pa cia napaka sikat niya dahil cia lang ang sundalong nakapatay ng 300 ka tao..

    Hambog2: pare wala yan sa lolo ko...!! wala talaga yan.!! walang ibinuga yang lolo mo ..kasi yung lolo ko hindi lang 300 mahigit 500 katao pa... isipin mo mahigit limang daan...!!!

    Hambog3: hoI3x..!! wag na nga kayong mag away jan... alam nyo yang mga lolo nyo ehh..walang binatbat yan sa lolo ko...ohh sayo pare 300 na patay ng lolo mo at sayo naman pare mahigit 500.. ehh sa lolo ko dalawa lang...

    NAGTATAWANAN ANG DALAWANG HAMBOG...!!! Wahahahahhaha..!! dalawa lang pala...!!! hahahaha...!!!

    Hambog1: ehh...bakit mo naman nasabi na walang binatbat lolo namin..ehh samantalang dalawa lang katao napatay ng lolo mo...

    Hambog3: alam nyo kasi yong mga lolo nyo ang napatay ng lolo ko...
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    Re: JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

    Post by malou on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:07 am

    hahahaha
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    Re: JOKE TIME!!!! <Really funny jokes.>

    Post by marvzkie143 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:04 pm

    hahahaha nice nmn lol! lol!

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