by big eyes Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:32 pmAn 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar
doctor: "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
doctor asked: what happened?
and the man explained.
old man: "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
doctor: "You asked your neighbor?"
old man: "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
hahaha
The doctor gave the man a jar
doctor: "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
doctor asked: what happened?
and the man explained.
old man: "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
doctor: "You asked your neighbor?"
old man: "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
hahaha
