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    angie
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    Post by angie on Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:40 pm

    Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.



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    When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.



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    I'll kill you until you die



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    They misunderestimated me.



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    Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.



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    A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.


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    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.


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    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.


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    A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.


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    Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.


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    Friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


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    A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.


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    I like to walk in folg.because nobody call me charsi....


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    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.


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    Women marry men hoping they will change Men marry women hoping they will not So each is inevitably disappointed.




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    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.



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    If you can not convince them confuse them.



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    A bachelor is a selfish undeserving guy who haz cheated some woman out of a divorce..



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    Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river...



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    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...



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    Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal.



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    Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet



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    Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.



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    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.



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    He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.



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    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.



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    If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.



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    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.



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    It is better to b beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.



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    Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.



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    I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.



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    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.



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    Women ll never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.



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    In America any boy may become President and I suppose its just one of the risks he takes.



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    Money cant buy happiness bt it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.



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    Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.



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    A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.



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    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.



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    A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get wat neither of them wanted.



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    Men are like bank accounts, without money they do not generate a lot of interest.




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    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




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    Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.




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    If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I hate you is 100%.




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    There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them�.



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    Re: Funny Quotes

    Post by pRinc3 on Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:21 pm

    ate angie!!!!!!!!bakit po nde na nag popost si departed???

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    Re: Funny Quotes

    Post by angie on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:05 pm

    hindi ko alm kung bkit hindi siya nag-popost Smile

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