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    dhinz13
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by dhinz13 on Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:55 pm

    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:42 pm

    Crying or Very sad
    sory d na ako nakakapag post....
    Evil or Very Mad

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    Post by tamahomelove on Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:42 pm

    bounce

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    Post by dhinz13 on Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:10 pm

    Shocked pirat bounce sunny bom cheers Arrow cyclops pale silent tongue Exclamation Question Idea Neutral What a Face Sad Shocked Razz Mad rabbit Suspect Like a Star @ heaven

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:47 pm

    Razz
    pagpasensyahan
    nyo na tong ipopost ko..........

    NANAY,INUTUSAN ANG ANAK....
    NANAY:anak,bumili ka nga doon sa tindahan ng asin..
    ANAK:ayoko nga...gabi na,ang dilim na
    sa lbas nkakatakot...
    NANAY:wag kang mag-alala anak,kasama mo naman
    ang ANGHEL mo...
    ANAK:e di sya na lng utusan mo..
    punyeta....dalawa pa kmi para asin lng...
    NANAY:bastos tong batang to!!!
    ANAK:ang bastos nakahubad,especially NAKATUWAD!!!
    NANAY:(HINIMATAY)
    ANAK:yan ang bastos!kinakausap mo,e tutulugan ka lng!!!
    umayos ka nga nay!!baka d kita matansya!!!

    affraid lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:52 pm

    pale
    Twisted Evil


    noon!
    pag maganda,ligawan mo na!
    ngayon!
    bago mo ligawan,tingnan mo muna,baka bakla!!!

    noon!
    konti lng ang guwapo!
    ngayon!
    konti na lng ang 2nay na lalaki

    noon!
    pag gwapo,babaero!
    ngayon!
    pati panget,babaero na rin!

    noon!
    hintaying bumilog ang buwan bago pakasalan
    ngayon!
    hintaying bumilog ang TIYAN,BAGO PAKASALAN!!!! afro
    Sleep

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:53 pm

    I love you
    pirat

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:49 pm

    bago lng dn po ako d2 sna maging close po tau lht Very Happy

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:56 pm

    Tanga:Alm mo ba ung Funny Quotes tsaka Love Quotes??
    Bingi:Ano Paa ni Coach Tsaka Love ni Coach?
    hahahaha lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:01 pm

    Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
    nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
    Inday: becoz i don't want you to see me
    doing absolutely nothng ...
    Hahahahahaha!
    Bongga! afro

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:03 pm

    Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
    Teacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
    Juan:mam kuto po
    Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
    Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
    Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
    Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
    Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
    Juan:mam dimonyong kutow Evil or Very Mad

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:05 pm

    NEWS:
    FLASH REPORT


    'Baklang ginahasa, 2wang 2wa'


    'Buntis sinaksak, bata nakaligtas'


    'dalwang kaLbo, nagsabun0tan'


    'isdang nalu2n0d, patay'

    'basurer0 nag sampa ng kas0, Binasura'..


    'buLAG nakapatay, nag dilim ang paningiN'


    '0ngGoy, tawa ng tawa sa pag ba2sa ng txt hehe'!

    ======

    1 bata,ngpass ng blank pper s art tcher..

    T: bkt blank ang work m?

    B: ngdrowng po aq ng baka at damo.

    T: (tningnn ang ppel) san ang damo?

    B: ubos npo,kinain ng baka.

    T: (kamot s ulo) e nsn ung baka?

    B: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e wla ng damo? sympre umalis n. common sense nmn mam!ü afro

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ryanguballa123 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:20 pm

    nag-aaway nnman ang utak at puso.. sabi ng utak s puso, "kalimutan mo n xa.. "Tanga mo talaga!" sagot ng puso.. , "kala ko b matalino ka? pano q kakalimutan e lagi mong iniicp!" Very Happy

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    Post by ann19marg on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:07 pm

    Sweet break up:
    GIRL: maghiwalay nlng tayo
    BOY: okay lang babalikan ko na lng
    yung ex ko
    GIRL: Aba! ang kapal mo talaga!
    ...We're officially break!...
    KINABUKASAN
    BOY: I still love you
    GIRL: Dba break na tayo?
    babalikan mo pa nga ex mo dba?
    BOY: Eto na nga binabalikan na ulit kta

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ann19marg on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:11 pm

    'i dOnt mind if othErs dOnt like me..
    the pOints is,
    dO i like them tOo..?

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    Post by ann19marg on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:12 pm

    Alam mo miss na kita, kaso siya naman miss mo! lam mo mahal kita, kaso siya rin mahal mo! Siya na lang lagi! Kahit nasasaktan ka niya okay lang kasi mahal mo siya! Ang tanga mo no, parang ako!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ann19marg on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:14 pm

    Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, 'wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising. lol!

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    Post by ann19marg on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:18 pm

    Bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st, sa San Pablo?Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng driver “O yun bababa, KANTO TINIO NA”!!!!!
    Embarassed drunken Razz lol!

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:43 am

    inadd ko na po ung mga ibang nagpopost sana po accept nyo na Very Happy Very Happy

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    Post by johnus on Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:24 pm

    oi pwede post nyo name nyo sa facebook dami kasi sakin nag add ^^, eh hind ko alam kung alin dun ang taga NDCROCkZ...hintay ko reply nyo ^^ gandang hapon lague ako d2 open haha...

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    Post by ryanguballa123 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:28 pm

    Bhoxz Myca name ko sa facebuk!! afro

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    Post by kentoii neii on Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:42 pm

    [b] Razz

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    Post by kentoii neii on Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:46 pm

    [b]nice po yung mga joke Very Happy

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    Post by joncarlo27 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:02 am

    Madre: ano apelyido mo iho?
    Sakristan: Alam nyo na po yun sister! lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan..
    Madre: Susme! BAYAG apelyido mo?
    Sakristan: Sister naman… ROSARIO po!!

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    Post by joncarlo27 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:12 am

    Juan to Poso Negro Services on the phone:
    Juan: Hello, Good Morning manong, humihigop po ba kayo ng poso negro?
    PNS: Yes sir, bakit po?
    Juan: Masarap?? Very Happy

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