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    kj_24_kj
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:11 am

    famous chinese names:

    born during the nyt
    -Andy Lim

    born blind
    -Kenneth Sy

    born fat
    -Bob Uy

    born tiny
    -Kathy Ting

    born different
    -Eva Yan

    born on Sunday
    -Lyn Go

    born with Sweets
    -Ken Dy

    born secretly
    -Tina Go

    born normal
    -Nat Ting Wong

    born abnormal
    -Sam Ting Wong

    born CUTE

    --->EDDIE ME

    tongue

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    Post by kj_24_kj on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:10 pm

    Dear Pepsi,

    alam mo bng coke na cokez akoh sau?
    Royal ka pa naman pero lgi mo akung
    ini isprite!naalala mo pba nun pumunta
    tau sa mountain dew?sumakay pa nga tau
    sa redhorse muntik pa taung tangain
    ni gold eagle!!buti nlng anjan si
    san miguel,bnaril nya ng colt45
    natamaan si generoso sa kanyang
    long neck,kaya pumunta sya sa barcelona
    para bumili ng tanduay


    nagmamahal
    Tuba

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:20 pm

    Eat my dust!!!!!!!!!





    ------------>sbi ng walis sa dustpan....

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    Post by dayann on Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:23 pm

    deyomornia wrote:kagabi
    may
    nakita
    ako


    falling
    star



    nagwish
    ako



    sabi
    ko




    lagi kang
    bantayan




    biglang
    huminto
    ang
    star
    lumapit
    saken
    at
    dumila
    sabay
    sabing




    TANGE!!!
    alitaptap
    ako!!!

    panu ba too.. hahaha

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    Post by dayann on Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:24 pm

    hala haha di ako maalam dito..

    sumali ako kc gaganda kc ng mga funny kowts nyo. Smile)

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    Wha.....

    Post by johnus on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:10 pm

    ang kukulet ng mga qoatation ^^.....good eve sa lahat

    BAgong pasok nga pala johnus tousen
    navotas

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    Post by johnus on Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:29 pm

    pre lagay pa kau ng bago


    Prof...johnus tousen sign-out

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by johnus on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:06 pm

    wha....kahit ako eh sumali lang para sa music at kowts eh ang kululit ^^ sana damihan pa ang music

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:59 pm

    cyclops

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by clemenz23 on Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:04 pm

    Ang MAYABANG mahal ka'na ayaw pang aminin. Ang TORPE mahal ka'na ayaw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mahal ka na ayaw pang sagutin. Pero ang TANGA nakatapak na ng tae inamoy pa! What a Face Suspect Evil or Very Mad Shocked Surprised alien bounce Basketball

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    Post by jason143 on Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:50 pm

    kAhit kaanu kapa ka ganda o kasexy,kung ang kaagaw mo naman e saksakan ng kalandian..talo ka pa rin...!! lol!

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    Post by jason143 on Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:57 pm

    Cool ^^Paano mag lagay ng PICtuRe

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    promotion

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:52 pm

    Judge: Ikaw na naman! Sampung taon ka nang humaharap sa korte ko ah!





    Swindler: Your Honor, di ko kasalanan kung hindi po kayo ma-promote.

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    first love never dies

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:53 pm


    Anak: Inay, totoo ba na "First love never dies"?





    Nanay: Aba, oo. Tignan mo yang tatay mo, hanggang ngayon, buhay pa ang animal!

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    tutpik

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:55 pm

    Kustomer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang, ang dali pang mabali!





    Waiter (inis): Alam nyo, sir, ang dami nang gumamit nyan, pero kayo lang nakabali!

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    ampon

    Post by Lovelyjoy Rosales on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:55 pm

    Anak: 'Nay, tinutukso po ako ng kalaro ko na anak ako sa labas!





    Nanay: Hindi totoo 'yan, anak. Ang sabihin mo sa kanila, ampon ka!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by maeloren on Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:29 pm

    haha.. nakaka baliw mga quotes dito.. ang kulits... haha Smile

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ClyDhel on Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:45 pm

    New lang po ako dito!!! sana all of you will accept me!!

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    Post by crisbaidiango on Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:30 am

    wehh!!!!!! dnga hehehe

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    Post by danielle on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:10 pm

    hi......love ko yung mga quotes nyu! nakakatawa! hehehe

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by acosikhikai on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:41 am


    lov qkoh mga qoutes noi gnda kea noh

    nice 1 gling <:""??? flower

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    >..dhiNz13

    Post by dhinz13 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:24 pm



    im the happiest person when i saw your face




    IN TAGALOG


    AKO ANG PINAKAMASAYANG TAO KAPAG NILAGARI KO ANG MUKA MO..








    elephant

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    Post by dhinz13 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:24 pm

    ganda poh... ng mga QUOTES NYO...!! bounce

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    Post by dhinz13 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:28 pm

    "MAS MABUTI NG MAMROBLEMA


    AQ KA2SOLVE NG PROBLEMA SA



    MATH KESA NMAN UBUSIN KO ANG ORAS


    KO KA2PROBLEMA SAU.."

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    Post by dhinz13 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:31 pm

    idol ko si JUAN TAMAD..





    gagawin ko sayo kung ano ang gnawa nya sa bayabas







    hihintayin na lng kitang


    "MAHULOG"


    SA AKIN....


    HEHEHHE Very Happy bounce Razz cyclops

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