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    soxializta*09
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by soxializta*09 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:40 am

    juan:may jowk ako pare

    pedro:anu un?

    juan:ilan ang litters ng coke?

    pedro:edi 1 lang tanga!

    juan:mali!

    pedro:ha?bkit?ilan ba!!?

    juan:edi 4..litter C litter O litter K litter E

    pedro:oo nga no..tanga ko tlga.!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by JOKER on Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:45 am

    Juan: Anung prutas ang di nakakain?
    pedro: sirit.. anu?
    Juan: Bulok na prutas
    hahahhaha

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by JOKER on Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:50 am

    Juan:Anu tagalog sa chair?
    Pedro: Salongpwet
    Juan: anu tagalog sa panty
    pedro: mdali lng yan.. salungguhit..
    juan: galing ha. hmmm anung tagalog sa brief
    Pedro: hmmm anu nga pla yun.. salongitlog
    juan: hindi mali..
    pedro: eh anu?
    juan: Salongganisa
    hahahahahah

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:26 pm

    hi. . . .ganda ng mga qoutes. . .jejejej Evil or Very Mad

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:33 pm

    Saliwikain ng Mga College Student:



    Aanhin mo ang Uno kung singko na ang Uso. . .




    no nid to review, Kodigo will do. .




    its bter 2 cheat than to repeat. . .




    aanhin mo ang libro,kung scholar ang ktbi mo. . .




    ang d marunong lumingon sa exam,bgsak malamang. . ..


    hahahah. . . Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:37 pm

    kung inii-SMALL ka nila. . . .


    wag kang mag-alala!













    inii-BIG namna kita.......!




    <weeheee>



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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:40 pm

    accrding
    2
    an
    angel
    ur
    nyt
    wil
    blessd
    bcoz
    a
    cute
    creation
    of
    God
    is txtng u. . .

    ehem
    "Sympre ako un"!


    Oh wag na umgal
    syang ang
    blssing. . .

    <jejejej>

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:42 pm

    1 day
    mgugulat ka

    dhal makkta mo
    ako sa tabi mo


    ikaw at ako
    2matawa. .

    ikaw at ako
    umiiyak. .

    ikaw at ako
    nangangarap. .

    ikaw at ako
    ngkksiyan
    ikaw lang at ako. .

    sa










    mental hospital


    AKO doctor
    IKAW pasyente

    affraid

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:46 pm

    cute conversation. . .


    GUY:wat corz r u taking up?
    GIRL:MEDTECH, how bowt u?
    GUY:BS Falling in Love major in YOU.
    GIRL:really??? DO u know dat im planning 2
    shift a corz?
    ITs BSBK-WKC
    GUY:huh?
    (na COnfused)
    GIRL: Bachelor of Science in Basted ka major in wala ka CHanza!

    hahahaha
    tagam

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:50 pm

    Mag uyab nag talk
    sa dagat. .



    Girl:Bhe! what your zodiac sign?
    Boy:(nag huna2x kay bugoon)
    kaw sa babes. .
    Girl:Zodiac sign nako?Cancer
    Boy:Ako?GOITER. .
    Girl:ha?! wla my zodiac nga Goiter!
    Boy:hehehehe. . joke lang
    UlCER btaw. . .



    haha
    bang!samot. .

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Sensai on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:55 pm

    11
    proofs
    dat ur
    in luv

    1.Prati mo
    xang iniisip

    2.Concern
    k s knya

    3.Nhhya ka pag
    lumlapt xa sau.

    4.Gs2 m n
    mpncn ka nya..

    5.Nag wo2ri
    kpag absent xa
    o ngkasakit xa..

    6.inaalala un
    hapi momnts
    nyo..

    8.hbang bnbsa mo
    i2 may 1 tao ang pmpsok sa
    icp mo.

    9.s kkicp mo sa knya
    d m npncn
    na walng #7.

    10.Bumlk ka para tingnan
    i2.

    11.at nttwa ka kc wla nga..


    hehehe. . bsata luv nawalala sa
    sarili I love you

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by tamahomelove on Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:20 pm


    bounce
    nc...nc.... Basketball
    lol!

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    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:47 pm

    [b] pababayaan mo ba maging frendz lang ang 2ring mo sa kanya? kahit na mahal mo xa? wag kang duwag! tinulak mo pa xa s iba.. d mo alm nasaktan xa! bakit? nasubsob kaya xa pagtulak mo! pasaway k talga! Evil or Very Mad

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:47 pm

    [b]i kip on telling my frendz about u.. how u tok, how u laf, how uv touched my life.. then dey asked .."san b makakahanap ng isang 2lad nya?" i answrd: "mandaluyong loob, unang ward sa kanan!" hahaha! Rolling Eyes

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    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 pm

    [b]wen pipol ask me kung bakit ka sobrang important sken, i juz smile.. know y? well... y wud i tel dem? agawin k p nla! yokO nga! i dn't wana share! ano ka? LOAD? lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:50 pm

    pag masaya ka, masaya rin ako.. pag badtrip ka, badtrip din ako.. pag malungkot ka, malungkot din ako..pag nasa2ktan ka, nasa2ktan dn ako.. wala lang....gus2 lang kitang gayahin ahihihi...

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    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:50 pm

    nag-aaway nnman ang utak at puso.. sabi ng utak s puso, "kalimutan mo n xa.. "Tanga mo talaga!" sagot ng puso.. , "kala ko b matalino ka? pano q kakalimutan e lagi mong iniicp!" Very Happy

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by ♥♥keyt♥♥ on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:52 pm

    ang lab naka2pagod.. kelangan mgsakripisyo, nakakabaliw.. kung minsan kelangan masaktan pra ma22.. pag nakabasag d pde ibalik.. magastos pa.. kaya nga ayoko n ng lab eh.. lec nlng..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by coolet on Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:07 am

    sabi nila sa disny daw ang ang pinakamasa sa boung mundo...
    sabi ko naman .try mo sa piling ko cigurado lalo kang sasaya...

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by coolet on Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:12 am

    lol!

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    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:54 am

    Ang dmi kong kotse!!! inggit ka noh??!!




    ---->parking lot......

    Surprised

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:57 am

    bisiya1:gara ng kutsi!cguro ki miyur yan??

    bisaya2:dili bay!

    bisaya1:ki hipi??!

    bisaya2:tunto ka man bay!


    ki father yan!
    gisulat na nga sa likud oh..





    SAFARI.....


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:59 am

    kung saan may inuman
    siguradong naqndun kmi....




    ------>PULUTAN

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:02 am

    wen i was a little kid
    my nursemaid use to tell me..

    "someday you'll find that special someone
    who'll be with you forever!"

    i just smiled and said....






    "WHATEVER YAYA! UR SUCH A LOSER!!!"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kj_24_kj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:06 am

    sbi ni Andrew E.
    "kung gusto mong lumigaya
    ang iyong buhay humanap ka
    ng panget at ibigin mong tunay"





    pag ganun gnawa ng lhat...

    cnu na magmamahal skn???


    huhuhuhu!!
    unfair!unfair!

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