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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:22 am

    TOP 6 PEOBLEMS OF THE STUDENTS:::




    6. LOVE LIFE.....






    5. ASSIGNMENTS....




    4. EXSAMSSS.....





    3. GRADES.....







    2. TEACHERS......








    AND MOST OF ALL......






    1. PAPEL....




    pansin mo... hihihi Very Happy

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:27 am

    WOMEN'S PRAYER AT THE AGE OF::::


    21- give me a best man.....




    25- give me a good man.....




    30- give me a responsible man......




    40- give me a man.......




    50- TAGAL NA MAN......




    60- ASAN NA MAN.....




    70- LORD MA AWA KA NA MAN..........


    Wink

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:30 am

    kahit gaano ka pa kasama'........
    may ilang tao parin na kaya kang tingnan
    sa mabuting paraan......






    ang tawag sa kanila ay.......








    "KASABWAT"




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    Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:48 pm

    ...
    Para sa Mga Tanong Nyo

    Para sa mga tanong nyo...eto na ang ilang kasagutan...
    Tama ka sa iyong paglapit sa akin ukol sa iyong mga katanungan....datapwat hindi ako nakakasiguro salahat ng aking sagot, susubukan kong bigyang liwanag ang lahat ng iyong katanungan...
    Ang aking kaibigan ay mayroon lang mga ilang katanungan na matagal nang bumabagabag sa kanyang araw-araw na pamumuhay. Maaaring ang iba rito ay alam na rin ito ngunit walang makapagbigay ng akmang kasagutan o pagpapaliwanag. Ito ay ang mga sumusunod:
    1. Ang squidballs ba ay bayag ng pusit?
    Ang squidballs ay hindi bayag ng pusit ngunit bayag ni Tiya Pusit.
    2. Pwede bang uminom ng softdrink kapag coffee break?
    Pwedeng uminom ng softdrink kung coffebreak ngunit kailangan itong lagyan ng asukal at kopimeyt. Kopimeyt dapat at huwag gatas. (milk in my cereal, kopimeyt in my pepsi. sounds good to me!)
    3. Pwede bang gamitin ang a.m. radio pag gabi na?
    Maari lamang gamitin ang a.m. radio kapag gabi kung ang iyong pakikinggan ay f.m.
    4. Ang fire exit ba ay labasan ng apoy?
    Ang fire exit ay ginagamit lamang bilang labasan ng apoy kapag may sunog. Ito ang kanilang daan upang sila'y makatakas o ang tinatawag na "fire escape".
    5. Ang uod ba pag namatay ay inuuod din?
    Ang tao kapag namatay ay hindi tinatao. Malamang ang uod ay hindi rin inuuod. Kung ang tao ay inuuod kapag nalaguatan ng hininga, siguro ang uod kapag namatay ay tinatao.
    6. Totoo bang ang mga manok na pinatay sa Jollibee ay masasaya kaya sila tinawag na chicken joy?
    Ang mga manok na pinatay sa Jollibee ay masaya kung kaya't sila'y tinawag na chicken joy. Ngunit hindi kinakailangang sa jolibee patayin ang manok upang maging ito ay maging masaya...ang mga manok ay nagiging masaya kapag sila ay may kasama sa buhay. Kapag ito ay nag-iisa lamang, ito ay hindi chicken joy kundi...mcchicken singles. (Ang pinakamasayang manok sa lahat ay iyong 6 pc. chicken mcnuggets o tinatawag na "orgy" sa inggles)
    7. Mayroon bang kahit isang langgam na mahilig sa maalat?
    Alam na ba ninyo iyong patawa na "itlog maalat"? Nakagat ako minsan ng langgam.......
    8. Kung ang 7-11 store ay bukas 24 hrs a day , 7 days a week , at 365 days a year. Bakit may lock pa ang pinto nila? Bakit? Bakit?
    Dalawa ang dahilan. Una, may coffee break (tingnan ang katanungan bilang 2 hinggil sa maaaring inumin kapag coffe break) din naman ang mga nagtatrabaho sa 7-11. Pangalawa, mayroon tayong tinatawag na leap year.
    9. Bakit di mataas ang highway?
    Dahil kung mataas ang highway, walang paglalagyan ng skyway.
    10. Ba't alang lumilipad na sasakyan sa flyover?
    Hindi lang natin nakikita ang mga nagliliparang sasakyan sapagkat hindi tayo tumutingala kapag tayo ay nasa flyover. Ang pagsalin ng dayuhang salita na flyover sa katutubong wika ay "fly"-lipad, "over"-sa ibabaw. Ibig sabihin nito na ang mga kotse ay hindi lumilipad sa flyover ngunit sa ibabaw ng flyover. Ngayon kung titingala ka naman kapag ikaw ay nasa flyover ang tangi mong makikita ay ang kisame ng iyong sasakyan. Alam kong wala sa inyong mayroong sasakyan na Miata, Boxster, Kompressor, Z3, Z8 at kung ano-ano pang kotseng pangmayaman kaya't huwag na kayong magpumilit mamilosopo...ako lang ang may karapatan. Kung idadahilan niyo naman na mayroon kayong sunroof, hanapin ninyo ang inyong tinatawag na "sense of humor". Namamatay ng maaga ang palaging seryoso.
    Sana ay nasagot ko ang iyong mga tanong at kung mayroon pang ibang bagay na bumabagabag sa iyong isipan huwag kang mag-alinlangang magpadala sa akin ng e-mail.
    At lagi rin natin sana tandaan ang dayuhang salawikain na "ask a dumb question and you'll get a dumb answer."

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:49 pm

    ...
    Sexing Babae: Father pwede po ba mag kumpisal?
    Father: O sige. Halika
    Sexing Babae: malaki po kasi ang problema ko.
    Father: Ano ba yun iha?
    Sexing Babae: Hindi ko po kc mapigilan sarili ko makipag kantutan sa lalaking nag mumura..
    Father: Putang ina!!! di nga

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    Post by lady_yasha on Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:51 am

    Ayoko na!


    pag nagmamahal
    ako lagi na lang
    maraming tao ang nagagalit!

    wala ba akong
    karapatang magmahal?!?"



    -gasolina
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:29 am

    wew

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:30 am

    more funny quotes

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:34 am

    TAGA CAINTA KA NOH?

    cute ang iyong ngiti taob ako

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:37 am

    tomas:Lupa Hinirang
    ka ba?

    Anje: bakit po?

    tomas: kasi handa akong mmatay ng dahil sayo..

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:38 am

    tomas : Google ka ba?

    Anje : bakit po?

    tomas : kasi lhat ng hinahanp ko nasa sau na Laughing

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    Post by lady_yasha on Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:15 pm

    if
    one
    day
    i
    found
    you
    crying.....




    i
    will
    never
    give
    you
    a
    hug......



    or
    whipe
    your
    tears....



    instead
    i
    will
    sit
    bside
    you....
    hold
    your
    hand
    &
    say.....





    TSUPON OH.......
    TAHAN NA.....




    THE BAR ANG LAMAN NYAN....... Wink

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    hehehehehehe nkakatawa lhat ng mga quots!!!!!!!!!!

    Post by blorry on Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:12 pm

    Laughing Smile Sad Surprised

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    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:30 pm

    Razz katuwa tlgang basahin tong furoms nyu ^_^

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    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:37 pm

    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.


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    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:41 pm

    My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in



    Razz

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    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:46 pm

    Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
    the school canteen.
    Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
    ng girl patayo din.*
    Girl: bakit?
    Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
    "do not leave your valuable things unattended."


    tongue

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    Hiii I'm new here!

    Post by jackyfermo on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:05 pm

    Hi po! New po ako dito Wink So anyways. Hii. What a Face What a Face

    Noong unang panahon
    Ang dagat ay nagkaalon
    At ang tao'y nagkabalbas
    At ngayo'y ginamitan niya ng tawas


    Razz Razz Razz
    PEACE LOVE TF SPCP FOREVER \m/ cheers elephant lol!

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    Lame to =))

    Post by jackyfermo on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:08 pm

    When I think of you
    I don't know what I should do
    You spin me around
    and you make shout out loud
    .......
    Ang ingay mo kasi. Iniisip ko palang ikaw e.


    tongue tongue clown

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:28 am

    LASING 1: pare syota ko noon ang nanay mo!!!


    LASING 2: ( tahimik lang)



    LASING 1: nakikinig ka ba pre'...
    sabi ko syota ko noon ang NANAY mo......



    LASING 2: tama n TAY...... lasing na kayo eh......




    ........NICE ONE..... Razz

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:32 am

    " why do you keep pulling me back.....
    when its better to let me GO!!!!!"


    -SIPON..... nagdradrama....

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:20 am

    aanhin mo pa ang GWAPO...

    kung

    MASMALANDI naman sayo......



    lol!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:30 am

    anong sabi ng ipis sa taong humampas ng tsinelas
    sa kanya???













    IPIS: " wow pare'....
    kung makapalo ka, kala mo close tayo ahhh.....


    lol!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:33 am

    " ang mga taong diphotogenic at di magawang maging
    maganda o gwapo sa picture"








    laging suggestion:


    WACKY TAYO....
    WACKY DALI...


    Surprised

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:41 am

    AMO: dodong explain mo nga kay inday ang meaning ng 1/2 + 1/2 =1!


    DODONG: " like your heart, mine had shatterd to pieces in my desperate search for the love that i rightfully deserve.
    I was able to mend the pieces but I missed the significant half,
    the half that will complete me, your heart.
    now that faith made a brave move...


    nakzz... kabog si ma'am.....
    tatanong pa kasi...... What a Face

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