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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kyleXY on Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:59 pm

    haha adik

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    Post by geegee on Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:26 pm

    a sad story



    a 5 yirs old kid
    got jealous on
    his new born
    brother


    dat nyt he put
    poison on his
    mom's niples


    d nxt morning ..........








    der driver died!



    ang sad nuh!!!!?

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    Post by maria anjanette on Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:40 pm

    isang gabi
    nakatingala ako
    sa
    langit
    at tinitignan ang buwan
    at sabay sabing
    sana
    maayos na ngayon
    bf koh
    ,.,.,.,
    (buwan): wag kang mag alala

    ,.,.,.,.,.
    ay walang hiya nagsalita ang buwann,.,.,takboooo,.........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:19 pm

    hi im ryan,16 y/o.. nagus2han kpo ung mga jokes nio, ung mga jokes huh. . . . afro
    p post nrin po ako. . .




    BOY:miss ketchup kba ??



    GILR:anu nanamang k kornihan yan ?, cge
    pano ako nging ketchup ????






    BOY:gus2 ka kac ng HOTDOG ko e,,

    PASAWSAW DAW!!!! lol! lol!

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:22 pm

    e2 pa oh!!!


    BOY:drugs kba ??






    GIRL: hndi bk8 aman ?,,,

    ahh....nka2 adik ako noh ???








    BOY: ndi ah!,,









    GIRL: e ano ???










    BOY:cnicra mo kac buhay koh!!!!





    BASAG!!!! tongue

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:37 pm

    NOYNOY...hindi ako magnanakaw





    VILLAR...tapos na ako magnakaw





    GIBO....hindi ko kailangan magnakaw




    ERAP....kailangan ko ulit magnakaw



    GLORIA....wala na kayong nanakawin

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:48 pm

    Isang gabi habang nanonood ako
    tumabi sakin ang lola ko..

    ang haba ng buhok itim na itim ng
    damit parang malungkot at may
    hawak na kutsilyo

    kinabahan ako..

    nagsalita siya..

    sabi niya..

    "apo, bagay ba sa akin ang EMO?"

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:49 pm

    Advice from dentist:

    Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush

    Dont let anybody use it..

    And change it every month...

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:50 pm

    Lolo:Laro tayo.


    Lola:ano?


    Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan


    Lola:bakit naman?


    Lola: because a girl like you is impossible to find



    lupit ni lolo

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    Post by MrKhuletz12 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:50 pm

    Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence..




    Pacman: hoy Pidro!! baki mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok
    na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh

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    Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:48 am

    alam mo
    mahal
    na
    mahalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    ang kuryente
    kaya
    tulog
    ka na

    hehehehehe

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:05 am

    DASAL NG MGA UMIIBIG.....




    lord giv me a sign
    kung sya na nga.....








    pero kung di sya.........







    eeeeeeeee......



    sya na kasi plzzzzz....



    Smile

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:09 am

    LOLA: astig ng ipin mo apo....
    parang exsam!!!!



    APO: bakit po????



    LOLA: one sit apart!!!!!!




    APO: sa inyo din po lola parang exsam.........






    LOLA: ah eee... bakit naman????





    APO: fil n da blanks.... Laughing

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:14 am

    this valentines......






    BLUE roses 4 lovers........








    WHITE chocolate 4 crushes...





    PINK baloons 4 friends.........





    and most of all.....






    4 the loveless........






    RED......







    REDHORSE......... Razz

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:18 am

    Ngayong Valentines...
    binabati ko ang lahat ng
    nagmahal ngayon...



    ASUKAL...



    BIGAS....


    GULAY....



    GAS....


    KURYENTE.....



    AT..


    TUBIG....


    HAPPY VALENTINES...!!!! tongue

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:22 am

    TOP 6 PEOBLEMS OF THE STUDENTS:::




    6. LOVE LIFE.....






    5. ASSIGNMENTS....




    4. EXSAMSSS.....





    3. GRADES.....







    2. TEACHERS......








    AND MOST OF ALL......






    1. PAPEL....




    pansin mo... hihihi Very Happy

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:27 am

    WOMEN'S PRAYER AT THE AGE OF::::


    21- give me a best man.....




    25- give me a good man.....




    30- give me a responsible man......




    40- give me a man.......




    50- TAGAL NA MAN......




    60- ASAN NA MAN.....




    70- LORD MA AWA KA NA MAN..........


    Wink

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:30 am

    kahit gaano ka pa kasama'........
    may ilang tao parin na kaya kang tingnan
    sa mabuting paraan......






    ang tawag sa kanila ay.......








    "KASABWAT"




    Twisted Evil

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    Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:48 pm

    ...
    Para sa Mga Tanong Nyo

    Para sa mga tanong nyo...eto na ang ilang kasagutan...
    Tama ka sa iyong paglapit sa akin ukol sa iyong mga katanungan....datapwat hindi ako nakakasiguro salahat ng aking sagot, susubukan kong bigyang liwanag ang lahat ng iyong katanungan...
    Ang aking kaibigan ay mayroon lang mga ilang katanungan na matagal nang bumabagabag sa kanyang araw-araw na pamumuhay. Maaaring ang iba rito ay alam na rin ito ngunit walang makapagbigay ng akmang kasagutan o pagpapaliwanag. Ito ay ang mga sumusunod:
    1. Ang squidballs ba ay bayag ng pusit?
    Ang squidballs ay hindi bayag ng pusit ngunit bayag ni Tiya Pusit.
    2. Pwede bang uminom ng softdrink kapag coffee break?
    Pwedeng uminom ng softdrink kung coffebreak ngunit kailangan itong lagyan ng asukal at kopimeyt. Kopimeyt dapat at huwag gatas. (milk in my cereal, kopimeyt in my pepsi. sounds good to me!)
    3. Pwede bang gamitin ang a.m. radio pag gabi na?
    Maari lamang gamitin ang a.m. radio kapag gabi kung ang iyong pakikinggan ay f.m.
    4. Ang fire exit ba ay labasan ng apoy?
    Ang fire exit ay ginagamit lamang bilang labasan ng apoy kapag may sunog. Ito ang kanilang daan upang sila'y makatakas o ang tinatawag na "fire escape".
    5. Ang uod ba pag namatay ay inuuod din?
    Ang tao kapag namatay ay hindi tinatao. Malamang ang uod ay hindi rin inuuod. Kung ang tao ay inuuod kapag nalaguatan ng hininga, siguro ang uod kapag namatay ay tinatao.
    6. Totoo bang ang mga manok na pinatay sa Jollibee ay masasaya kaya sila tinawag na chicken joy?
    Ang mga manok na pinatay sa Jollibee ay masaya kung kaya't sila'y tinawag na chicken joy. Ngunit hindi kinakailangang sa jolibee patayin ang manok upang maging ito ay maging masaya...ang mga manok ay nagiging masaya kapag sila ay may kasama sa buhay. Kapag ito ay nag-iisa lamang, ito ay hindi chicken joy kundi...mcchicken singles. (Ang pinakamasayang manok sa lahat ay iyong 6 pc. chicken mcnuggets o tinatawag na "orgy" sa inggles)
    7. Mayroon bang kahit isang langgam na mahilig sa maalat?
    Alam na ba ninyo iyong patawa na "itlog maalat"? Nakagat ako minsan ng langgam.......
    8. Kung ang 7-11 store ay bukas 24 hrs a day , 7 days a week , at 365 days a year. Bakit may lock pa ang pinto nila? Bakit? Bakit?
    Dalawa ang dahilan. Una, may coffee break (tingnan ang katanungan bilang 2 hinggil sa maaaring inumin kapag coffe break) din naman ang mga nagtatrabaho sa 7-11. Pangalawa, mayroon tayong tinatawag na leap year.
    9. Bakit di mataas ang highway?
    Dahil kung mataas ang highway, walang paglalagyan ng skyway.
    10. Ba't alang lumilipad na sasakyan sa flyover?
    Hindi lang natin nakikita ang mga nagliliparang sasakyan sapagkat hindi tayo tumutingala kapag tayo ay nasa flyover. Ang pagsalin ng dayuhang salita na flyover sa katutubong wika ay "fly"-lipad, "over"-sa ibabaw. Ibig sabihin nito na ang mga kotse ay hindi lumilipad sa flyover ngunit sa ibabaw ng flyover. Ngayon kung titingala ka naman kapag ikaw ay nasa flyover ang tangi mong makikita ay ang kisame ng iyong sasakyan. Alam kong wala sa inyong mayroong sasakyan na Miata, Boxster, Kompressor, Z3, Z8 at kung ano-ano pang kotseng pangmayaman kaya't huwag na kayong magpumilit mamilosopo...ako lang ang may karapatan. Kung idadahilan niyo naman na mayroon kayong sunroof, hanapin ninyo ang inyong tinatawag na "sense of humor". Namamatay ng maaga ang palaging seryoso.
    Sana ay nasagot ko ang iyong mga tanong at kung mayroon pang ibang bagay na bumabagabag sa iyong isipan huwag kang mag-alinlangang magpadala sa akin ng e-mail.
    At lagi rin natin sana tandaan ang dayuhang salawikain na "ask a dumb question and you'll get a dumb answer."

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    Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:49 pm

    ...
    Sexing Babae: Father pwede po ba mag kumpisal?
    Father: O sige. Halika
    Sexing Babae: malaki po kasi ang problema ko.
    Father: Ano ba yun iha?
    Sexing Babae: Hindi ko po kc mapigilan sarili ko makipag kantutan sa lalaking nag mumura..
    Father: Putang ina!!! di nga

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    Post by lady_yasha on Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:51 am

    Ayoko na!


    pag nagmamahal
    ako lagi na lang
    maraming tao ang nagagalit!

    wala ba akong
    karapatang magmahal?!?"



    -gasolina
    Very Happy

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:29 am

    wew

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:30 am

    more funny quotes

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:34 am

    TAGA CAINTA KA NOH?

    cute ang iyong ngiti taob ako

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    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:37 am

    tomas:Lupa Hinirang
    ka ba?

    Anje: bakit po?

    tomas: kasi handa akong mmatay ng dahil sayo..

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