by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:55 amanak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..
kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..
FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!
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mlupit n banat ng 1 btang tmad
sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:
"umayos k ma!
ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!
gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha
sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:
"umayos k ma!
ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!
gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha
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s araw ng kasal mo, ano ang ggmpanan ko?
pili ka:
a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"
pili ka:
a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"
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Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?
Boy: DOTA
Girl: bakit?
Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.
Boy: DOTA
Girl: bakit?
Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.
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NOKIA
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
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In the forest, bella saw edward's body shimmer as
it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
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A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..
d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
d fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..
d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
d fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..
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The best qoute for students out there:
"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"
"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"
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If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..
then i'd rather go shopping!
earth is the only way for him to be mine..
then i'd rather go shopping!
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It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,
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I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
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chinese says:
if u want 2 b lucky,
learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"
if u want 2 b healthy,
eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..
if u want 2 b lucky,
learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"
if u want 2 b healthy,
eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..
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dis msg is strictly 4 cute
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance
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Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
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two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata![b][i] 
