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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:55 am

    anak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..

    mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..

    kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:56 am

    mlupit n banat ng 1 btang tmad
    sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:

    "umayos k ma!

    ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!

    gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:57 am

    s araw ng kasal mo, ano ang ggmpanan ko?

    pili ka:

    a. aswa
    b. bestman
    c.bride's maid
    d. maid of honor
    e.ring bearer
    f. ninang/ninong
    h.pari
    i. attendee
    j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:59 am

    Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?

    Boy: DOTA
    Girl: bakit?
    Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
    maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:00 pm

    NOKIA

    PNKMHAL 7650
    PNKCUTE 3310
    PNKUSO 8210
    PNKMURA 5110
    PNKMTBAY 3210
    PNKMTIGAS 010
    PNKMSARAP EU10
    PNKMSKIT MA B 10!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:01 pm

    In the forest, bella saw edward's body shimmer as
    it has been hit by the sun...

    bella: i know what you are...
    edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...

    bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
    may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
    gayness k tlga!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:04 pm

    A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..

    d boy replied:
    "you look like a GOD."

    d fat lady smiled..

    Giggled and blushed then askd"
    cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

    d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
    touched her belly and said..
    "buddah"..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:04 pm

    The best qoute for students out there:



    "I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:05 pm

    If climbing the highest mountain on
    earth is the only way for him to be mine..

    then i'd rather go shopping!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:06 pm

    It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
    see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
    Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
    lovin one another,

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:06 pm

    I was planning to kill the most
    byutiful, & charming girl on earth


    Den i realized shud i kill myslf?

    Wat a big sin to do ds thing!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:07 pm

    chinese says:

    if u want 2 b lucky,

    learn "FUNSOY"
    if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"

    if u want 2 b healthy,

    eat "CHOPSUY"
    if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:10 pm

    dis msg is strictly 4 cute
    & charming person only.. since u
    accidntaly recivd dis msg
    i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:12 pm

    Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
    Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!

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    dlawang magkibigan..nag-uusap

    Post by ms.iHEARTgreen on Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:40 pm

    two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata![b][i] lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Secretkurt on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:15 am

    Anu ba mas maganda

    A.Love one another

    or

    B.Love another one??


    Pili kau


    Vote wisely

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    Love Violet

    Post by violet on Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:33 am

    confused
    what is love for you??
    for me.
    Love is like a Wind
    you cannot see
    but you can fell.
    lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Secretkurt on Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:57 am

    naicipn ng isip ko,na ipaisip sa isip mo ang iniisip ng isip ko.at kung ndi maisipng isip mo ang inisip ng isip q.naisip ng isip ko na kulang ang pagiisip ng isip mo.at dahil kulang ang pagiisip ng isip mohindi naisip ng isip mo na iniisip ka ng isip ko,kaya inisip ka ng isip ko para maisip ng isip mo na iniisip ka ng isip ko.ganyan ang pgiisip ng isip ng isip ko

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Secretkurt on Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:03 am

    Mga pawang katotohanan:

    Di lahat ng knakalabet ay
    gitara

    Di lahat ng binobomba ay
    poso

    Di lahat ng pinapasokan
    eskwelahan

    Di lahat ng nilalabasan
    Exit

    Di lahat ng sinusubo
    pagkain

    Di lahat ng linalamas
    masa

    Pero lahat ng linalamas
    malambot

    Di lahat ng pinipisil
    pisngi

    Hindi rin lahat ng pisngi
    nasa mukha

    Di lahat ng tumatayo
    may paa

    Pero lahat ng tumatayo
    may ulo

    Di lahat ng binibiak
    prutas

    Ngunit lahat ng mani
    binibiak

    at........




    Lahat ng

    GREEN-MINDED

    ngumingiti

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Deathgod L on Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:45 am

    woaw^^....bgu po me ^^






    ang ga2nda ng mga qoutes nyu^^ Razz What a Face lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Deathgod L on Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:49 am

    girl: mlas nmn
    boy:bk8?
    girl:ksi reces at uwian nlang taumagkikita!!....
    boy:okie larn un!!^^
    Girl:bk8??
    boy:ksi dalawa larn tlgah taung pwede mag kita ehh^^.....................................................

































    now and forever^^ Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by Deathgod L on Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:52 pm

    eow!!! huh ako po ang bagong mem^^ Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:22 am

    Sa isng bayan ng Luzon:
    MGB: gud morning mayor? kumusta ang kalagayan diyan sa lugar niyo?
    MAYOR: ok naman sir
    MGB: ayos ba ang peace and order diyan?
    MAYOR: ahhhh, medyo me problema sir.
    MGB: bakit?
    MAYOR: kasi ho, maraming FISH wala namang ORDER!


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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:22 am

    may 3 nanlilimos sa isang bus driver.
    beggar1: palimos po!
    beggar2: pasko nanaman…
    beggar3:(shaking the props.)
    bus driver: o eto(handled 5 pesos to beggar 1)
    beggar 1: salamat po.
    beggar 2 and 3: pano nmn po kmi?
    bus driver: ano pano kayo!? 3 piso nga lng bbgay k sa inyo tig piso
    lng kau! may sukli pa kau skin ng 2 piso!
    ano kayo sinuswerte?



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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:23 am

    Juan: Pedro ingat kayo!

    Pedro: Bakit?

    Juan: Kasi uso pala sa Metro Manila ang budol budol!

    Juan: alam mo yung matandang dalagang accountant namin sa opis nadale!

    Pedro: Naku!

    Juan:Paglabas ng bank natangay yung paseldo at 13th month ng opis namin
    pati yung puri ng pobreng matanda sa motel!

    Pedro:Eh, ano ginawa nyo!

    Juan: Eh di sinamahan namin sa Police yung pobreng matanda! Eh! iyak nga
    ng iyak!!!!!

    Pedro:Naku ,eh talagang iiyak yung pobreng matanda! kawawa naman!

    Pedro: anong sabi sa Pulis! nung pobreng matanda nakilala ba yung
    dumale!!!

    Juan:OO, merong bigote ,mistisuhin at mataas ,nanghihinayang daw sya!

    Pedro:oo,kasi malaking pera yun ah!

    Juan:hindi yung Pera!!!!

    Pedro: eh,saan

    Juan:Hindi nya raw na ibigay yung address nya at telephone no.,sana raw
    maulit uli tuwing x-mas





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