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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:55 am

    anak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..

    mama: anak, ang kgndahan ay nsa loob..

    kya wag ka ng lumabas..dto ka lng..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:56 am

    mlupit n banat ng 1 btang tmad
    sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:

    "umayos k ma!

    ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!

    gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:57 am

    s araw ng kasal mo, ano ang ggmpanan ko?

    pili ka:

    a. aswa
    b. bestman
    c.bride's maid
    d. maid of honor
    e.ring bearer
    f. ninang/ninong
    h.pari
    i. attendee
    j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:59 am

    Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?

    Boy: DOTA
    Girl: bakit?
    Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
    maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:00 am

    NOKIA

    PNKMHAL 7650
    PNKCUTE 3310
    PNKUSO 8210
    PNKMURA 5110
    PNKMTBAY 3210
    PNKMTIGAS 010
    PNKMSARAP EU10
    PNKMSKIT MA B 10!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:01 am

    In the forest, bella saw edward's body shimmer as
    it has been hit by the sun...

    bella: i know what you are...
    edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...

    bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
    may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
    gayness k tlga!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:04 am

    A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..

    d boy replied:
    "you look like a GOD."

    d fat lady smiled..

    Giggled and blushed then askd"
    cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

    d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
    touched her belly and said..
    "buddah"..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:04 am

    The best qoute for students out there:



    "I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:05 am

    If climbing the highest mountain on
    earth is the only way for him to be mine..

    then i'd rather go shopping!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:06 am

    It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
    see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
    Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
    lovin one another,

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:06 am

    I was planning to kill the most
    byutiful, & charming girl on earth


    Den i realized shud i kill myslf?

    Wat a big sin to do ds thing!

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    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:07 am

    chinese says:

    if u want 2 b lucky,

    learn "FUNSOY"
    if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"

    if u want 2 b healthy,

    eat "CHOPSUY"
    if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:10 am

    dis msg is strictly 4 cute
    & charming person only.. since u
    accidntaly recivd dis msg
    i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by username12909 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:12 am

    Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
    Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!

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    dlawang magkibigan..nag-uusap

    Post by ms.iHEARTgreen on Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:40 pm

    two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata![b][i] lol!

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